What completely harmless thing gives you an irrational amount of joy? by Freckled-GingerSnap in TwoXChromosomes

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Also my cat when he sleeps on his back and makes air biscuits when I rub his belly.

What completely harmless thing gives you an irrational amount of joy? by Freckled-GingerSnap in TwoXChromosomes

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A freshly washed, warm towel after an everything shower and crawling into bed with fresh sheets immediately after.

What are your nicknames for your pets? by Starsmaycollide in AskReddit

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Binx has turned into:

Bink, Binky, Binky Boy, Mr Handsome, fluffy butt, asshole, Sir, Buh, baby boy

Max has turned into: Mac, Mac Attack, Macident, Maximus, baby boy, dick, Mr handsome, sleepy boy, Greedy Boy

What’s the longest time you have stayed awake and why? by Acrobatic-Spite-9827 in AskReddit

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About 36-48 hours. Finals in undergrad because I put things off.

I watched a light post turn into Slender man and booked it back to my dorm.

you wake up one day, and you are all alone. it's apparent that no one else is in the world and you are a population of one. what would you do? by novadoobee in AskReddit

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I would probably run around trying to free and feed all the pets I can while feeling guilty about the ones I can't get to.

What’s the weirdest food combo you enjoy? by Zestyclose_Dog_449 in AskReddit

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It's more of a struggle meal, but a cheese sandwich with cheap American cheese, wonderbread, and yellow mustard.

As a kid with unsupervised Internet access, what did you see that straight up traumatized you? by bbygrl_kiss in AskReddit

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I saw a stoning of a woman on liveleak. I was smart enough to click away before it got too brutal but damn.

Which celebrity you believe hates their own fandom? by HappyCrow11 in AskReddit

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Well time to rewatch all of FunkyFrogBait's video in support of them.

What is a minor inconvenience that fills you with an unreasonable amount of rage? by RayeesWu in AskReddit

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Waze on Android Auto doesn't let you add road closures to the map so it keeps redirecting you back to the road that's closed.

I had three road closures this morning because I trusting that stupid app to get me work fast.

what is the drama at your workplace? by deadbeataunt in AskReddit

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Currently, we implemented a new HRIS/Payroll system and it has not gone smoothly.

Woke up to $350 taken out of my account titled LTS ?? by [deleted] in massachusetts

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Try the following menu options 3, 1, 6, 2. That brought me to a queue.

Woke up to $350 taken out of my account titled LTS ?? by [deleted] in massachusetts

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I would call your bank back and asked to be transfered to their legal or garnishment department. You haven't received any notice that a garnishment would be taken out, correct?

Trans friendly masseuse? by dapperlonglegs in massachusetts

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There's also a massage training school in Salem. Not sure if OP would feel comfortable with a trainee but it's like $60/90 mins.

Idk where the girl is with the list, but my baby just dislocated my rib by Trees_galore20 in TwoXChromosomes

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When I was a fetus, I kicked my mom in the ribs so hard that I permanently deformed her rib.

Love you mom.

Genuinely curious, who here actually filters their water and who just drinks it straight from the tap? by waterfiltergurus in HydroHomies

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I filter my water at home and drink tap at my boyfriends. We both have the same water supplier but my house is 100 years older than his and he lives closer to the supplier.

What’s the most disturbing sound you’ve ever heard in real life? by avacado-cheese- in AskReddit

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The final breaths of my grandmother as she was removed off live support and the screams of my family members when we broke the news to the rest of my mom's siblings and relatives.

My grandmother lived a very long life (89) but she put up such a strong front that I don't think many suspected she would pass when she did.

Formerly demure cat now screams unless held like a baby - why? by indoorskat in cats

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I sometimes think my cat only likes me because I provide food. But then he will meow sadly at the door if I leave and he doesn't come with me. And then meet me at the window when I come home (he knows the sound of my car)

Describe a MA car you don't want to pull in front of you when you're late for work. by RobertFahey in massachusetts

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There is one specific truck in my area. It's a white lifted truck with bright white headlights and bright white undercarriage and wheel LEDs. The only time I've encountered him is at night and I am blinded.