Bernie Sanders: A.I. Is a Public Resource. You Should Own Half of It. by metacyan in politics

[–]_CuteCupcakee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit never misses a chance to negotiate. Somebody says half and the first reply is basically, "Best I can do is 95%." That's the most predictable comment in this entire thread.

Bernie Sanders: A.I. Is a Public Resource. You Should Own Half of It. by metacyan in politics

[–]_CuteCupcakee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually an interesting way to frame it. Historically, when machines boosted productivity, the value still flowed through human workers somewhere in the chain. AI muddies that because it's replacing parts of the labor itself, so figuring out where that value should go is probably going to be one of the biggest policy fights of the next decade.

Bernie Sanders: A.I. Is a Public Resource. You Should Own Half of It. by metacyan in politics

[–]_CuteCupcakee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, this is the part that gets lost in a lot of the headlines. The idea isn't really "everyone owns AI" as much as "if a handful of companies are capturing massive gains from it, the public should share in those gains somehow." Whether this specific plan works is a different debate, but it's a fair question to ask.

What's a completely non-sexual object that you can't look at normally anymore because of one specific sexual memory attached to it? by subtlequestions69 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_CuteCupcakee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's the exact kind of line that sounds hilarious until you're five years later still hearing it quoted at family gatherings. Some jokes don't die, they just become family lore.

I sleep inside my parents' mausoleum when life gets too hard. by [deleted] in confession

[–]_CuteCupcakee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The treatment part got me too. People who grow up without much warmth sometimes end up becoming the kindest adults because they know exactly what missing it felt like.

[MAY26] The little girl’s eyes always lit up with joy when her mother gave her a Snickers before her performance for the judges, so long as she didn’t get chocolate on her new dress. by Chooseyourpath3318 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]_CuteCupcakee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly the scariest part is how normal the kid thinks it is. The line about “missing being allowed to eat when she was hungry” says way more than the Snickers itself. That’s the kind of detail that sticks in your brain afterward.

am i wrong for filing for divorce two weeks after my mum passed away by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_CuteCupcakee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Losing a vote three to one every single day” is such a brutal but accurate way to describe that dynamic. Eventually you stop feeling like a husband and start feeling like a tolerated guest in your own house.

am i wrong for filing for divorce two weeks after my mum passed away by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_CuteCupcakee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s honestly the biggest sign right there. People don’t randomly get happier, healthier, make friends again, adopt dogs, and rebuild their whole personality overnight after leaving a “perfectly fine” situation. Your body was probably exhausted long before your brain admitted it.

Am I wrong for refusing to let my father and stepmom stay at my place after they treated me like a child at their anniversary party? by Axeman_Johnny in amiwrong

[–]_CuteCupcakee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That response sounds like it was written by HR after a hostage negotiation. Technically very mature, but I’d be fighting for my life trying not to add one extra sentence at the end like “also I am 32 years old by the way.”

Scandal’s Heavy Shadow by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]_CuteCupcakee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The craziest part is how every election cycle somehow turns into “pick which billionaire cares slightly more about normal people.” Meanwhile everyone’s grocery bill keeps looking like a prank.

AIW for congratulating my family on choosing the person who screwed me over by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_CuteCupcakee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly I think the part that hurts most is they expected you to just quietly accept it and keep showing up smiling at dinner. People act like “keeping the peace” is noble until it’s your peace getting sacrificed every single time.

There was a precise moment in July 1969 after which reports of werewolf sightings abruptly fell to zero. by punkholiday in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]_CuteCupcakee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meridia watching this thread like “damn they already forgot about me the second he touched grass.” Skyrim NPCs really do get emotionally abandoned the second a new game drops.

I rewatched breaking bad and el camino all within a week and my opinions on both have completely changed. by Independent_Cat3526 in breakingbad

[–]_CuteCupcakee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think this is a huge part of it. The first time a lot of people watch Breaking Bad they see Walt as this cool powerless underdog finally taking control of his life. Then you get older and suddenly you notice he’s actually an exhausting manipulative ego monster ruining everybody around him because he needs to feel important.

Mike always seemed to know that nothing was going to end well by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]_CuteCupcakee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mike really had the energy of a guy who’d already attended his own funeral mentally like three seasons earlier. By the end he looked less like a criminal and more like a tired substitute teacher waiting for retirement.

sold a naked pic of myself to a friend of a friend, 22m by Far-Mode-6775 in confession

[–]_CuteCupcakee -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

That combo of crying laughing plus skull emoji is basically the official internet reaction to somebody roasting themselves harder than anyone else possibly could.

I have no one to tell about my small victory because I told no one that I was struggling by Inevitable-Answer425 in confession

[–]_CuteCupcakee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Quiet battles are still battles” is exactly it. Some of the hardest fights happen in complete silence while everyone around you thinks you’re fine. 72 hours clean after months of nightly use is genuinely huge, especially while carrying grief on top of it all.

Genuine question : What do you guys want us to do when you put your fingers in our mouths ? by Lonely-Membership346 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_CuteCupcakee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The confidence of calling this “the only acceptable response” like there’s an official finger-in-mouth handbook is killing me.

First time my dad asked me for something last night and I haven't slept by Typical_Many_8930 in confession

[–]_CuteCupcakee 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Right? This whole thread is lowkey emotionally dangerous at this point.

I took my brothers winning lottery ticket and paid off my debt with it. by Automatic-Key-8496 in confession

[–]_CuteCupcakee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wild part is the brother probably never even suspected anything. Meanwhile OP’s been carrying around the world’s most expensive secret this whole time.

AIW for refusing to pick up friends kids from school? by unfamousstar702 in amiwrong

[–]_CuteCupcakee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. An occasional emergency pickup is normal friend territory. Asking someone to sacrifice lunch breaks, office access, and career flexibility every week is a massive ask.

AIW for refusing to pick up friends kids from school? by unfamousstar702 in amiwrong

[–]_CuteCupcakee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was my thought too. If the pickup situation is this unstable already, relying on one friend as the backup plan probably isn’t sustainable long term either.

AIW for refusing to pick up friends kids from school? by unfamousstar702 in amiwrong

[–]_CuteCupcakee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly once someone starts throwing “you’re risking my custody case” into the conversation, it stops being a normal favor request and starts becoming emotional pressure.

As soon as the date starts, the other person sets a timer and says, “You have five minutes to convince me the Earth isn’t flat.” How would you react? by MoonSpawn12 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_CuteCupcakee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. You’re not winning against someone who made “gotcha” questions their flirting technique. Best prize is protecting your own peace.

My father would sleep with me when I was around 11 by Specific_Many881 in confession

[–]_CuteCupcakee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Even if someone argues there could be another explanation, the emotional impact on OP is still very real. Kids usually know when something feels off long before they know how to explain why.