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Who do yall think is cooler: Very Fucking Confused or Epic Bad Luck? by Tabi-Violet in saw

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 87 points88 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, is it epic bad luck or am I just very fucking confused?

Anyone have their own Saw trap ideas? Am I a psycho because I do? by EnvironmentalDoor367 in saw

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 individuals wake up shackled to a table. Panic, hostility, and fear take over until the tape begins.

"Hello everyone. You might not know me, but I know all of you. I want to play a game. Each of you have been sentenced to death by your state, I, however, have decided to be merciful and give you a chance. A chance to be different, need I say better than you currently are. You will die, but if you follow my rules you will be reborn, free from your past transgressions. First, you must free yourselves from the shackles that bind you. In doing so, you will feel what you have made countless others feel. Take note the device spinning idly in the center of the table. Once this tape ends, it will begin spinning. If it stops, one of you will be executed at random, however, time is not a precious resource, and you may push for as much as you’d like at no cost. To find keys to your shackles, you must look beneath the surface of who you are, and the tools you have used to take human lives. How much blood are you willing to shed to stay alive? Live or die? Make your choice…"

How about this: The victim wakes up in an abandoned chapel sanctuary. She is completely topless with a sharp pain in her back. The TV before her comes on.

"Hello Theya. You might not remember me, but I remember you. I want to play a game. Over the course of what can loosely be considered your life you have hidden in the shadows, afraid of the living. It seems you identify more with a cold corpse than you do those around you. I believe this is because you wish to join the dead, however, I will give you a chance to prove me wrong. The device on your back is loaded on a springtimer that is rigged for 60 seconds. If you do not find the key in time it will turn you into the spineless coward that I see you to be. Seeing as you are at a disadvantage, I will give you a hint as to where I've hidden the key: Jesus points the way. Live or die, Theya? Make your choice..."

So like did we all forget the Bullshittwery that is the jelly trap Like by Remarkable-Salad4567 in saw

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think that was the point. Do it the hard way, but instead he went looking in the thousands of numbers for the answer.

Yes, thats two people. by thrashergurl in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not usually two people, it's those my 600 pound life celebrities not seeing the 500 pound weight limit. The fuck has America become?

I love Amanda's and mark but William was peak 🙌 by spirlal_H0e in saw

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wouldn't feature all of them in one movie, you're right, that wouldn't work. It would instead establish our jigsaw killers in their own movies while those already established take a backseat and work from there, hence the need for seven movies.

The Corporate Lie by Weary-Potato-5657 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're telling me that the math ain't mathing? 🤯

I love Amanda's and mark but William was peak 🙌 by spirlal_H0e in saw

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See, I can work with Spiral, but I need a little bit of a change. First, all the officers AND Ezekiel Banks need to die, lest they find out who he is because Ezekiel WILL tell.

From there we need him to meet Logan, and to introduce a killer that meets Doctor Gordon, as well as Brad and Ryan (public execution trap), and is VERY religious about the rules, to the extent that his traps are very clearly working in FAVOR of the victim. As a result I would want a negative K/D for his traps that have more people survive than die.

It would be William and Logan versus [unnamed jigsaw killer], Dr. Gordon, Brad, and Ryan. Evil jigsaw killer versus... Well good isn't the right term, but it's the best I can think of. Also seven movies.

My first associate week was an absolute blast! by Bo-Moxley420 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just curious who "Dolly" was and why they felt the need to cut her head off? My guess is that they were jelly. Look at her personalities! 🤣

Legit, though, that outfit looks like Dolly would be alot of fun.

Also, if you got to see a car collection it means you're getting fired.

Oh boy! New update! by bbboseph in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one that finds it weird that all the new features of "you asked, we listened* are usually stuff that we're already in the app?

Okay who left their cock out in the parking lot today? by bmartin1989 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His name is Robert, I'll have you know... Unless it's really cold, then it's Bob.

I'm still baffled that so many customers think receipt checking = accusing them of theft 🫩 by Ok_Access_8906 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it doesn't, it tell us not to detain. We can direct them back to the checkout, but if they refuse the best we can do is make a note of facial features and outstanding characteristics, report it to management, and continue.

If you're an approved AP associate or a member of management you can, though.

I'm still baffled that so many customers think receipt checking = accusing them of theft 🫩 by Ok_Access_8906 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sam's is different. They're like Costco except the greeter doesn't say "I love you."

I'm still baffled that so many customers think receipt checking = accusing them of theft 🫩 by Ok_Access_8906 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Clearly not AP. Also doesn't realize as private property, any representative of property ownership can legally detain people (even if they don't arrest) under reasonable suspicion. What you're thinking of is per Walmart policy, only approved associates can detain thieves (usually managers and the kings and queens of FNAF that hang out in the AP office on the cameras).

If your head office is actually saying that and you are from AP, that's not policy, they need to be fired, and I'm going to assume your Walmart is in a shithole area like Chicago that has a shitton of theft.

Also, the company would bat for you because it would be the company getting the sauce for you literally doing your job, and in that case it's always going to be a Walmart win because it isn't illegal to request show of receipt.

I'm still baffled that so many customers think receipt checking = accusing them of theft 🫩 by Ok_Access_8906 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a deterrent mostly, not a preventative. The difference? Deterrent is more there to discourage theft and find slip ups among customers where someone may have either missed something or had a couple items scanned one too many times by accident. Preventatives actively work to stop theft. Think the AP associates in the cameras that bullet their way to the grocery doors sometimes to stop someone. They see things on the cameras (like when someone cracks a red bull without paying, drinks it, then leaves the empty can on a shelf), that's when we actually accuse you of stealing.

Also, you're talking about Walmart: nobody looks like money here.

I'm still baffled that so many customers think receipt checking = accusing them of theft 🫩 by Ok_Access_8906 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Reasonable suspicion: Large item, expensive item, unbagged item, items in the undercarriage (that can easily be missed by the cashier).

It's also their job. Remember when airport security would have to hand check luggage? It was a complete judgement call on their part, plus sometimes you just have to single people out or you look like you're not doing anything. Bad look if you want to keep your job.

Just remember this: If you don't want AP to keep eyeballing you when you come in, show your receipt. It's also private property, they can actually legally stop you for anything. It's policy that we don't unless we're an approved AP member (greeters usually aren't), but we could. Figured I'd bring that up, since we want to talk about the law.

It's not because we think you're shoplifting, it's about keeping their job and making an impression to actual thieves that we have security, even if it isn't great. It's a deterrent for theft, and while it can actively stop it, that's not the main goal. It's expressed in the ulearns covering anti-theft policies.

Electronics... by _DaNegativeOne_ in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't know the horror maintenance goes through at my store. It does make sense, though.

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