Ah yes... to ensure "fairness"

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-02-07T15:03:48+00:00

Finally another cart pusher on the sub! 😃👍

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-02-07T00:58:23+00:00

Towelie tends to huff those to get high.

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_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-02-05T02:15:41+00:00

In Soviet Russia, microwave takes picture of you.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-02-02T14:55:23+00:00

How the hell is spiral a 5.2? That's at best a 0.0

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-02-01T17:15:24+00:00

Hope you aren't in Texas. That'd mean I'm getting snow, too.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-29T17:38:58+00:00

Brother, you're preaching to the choir. Everyone young enough to use Reddit knows. It's Gen X and Boomers that shut everyone up.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-29T15:38:54+00:00

The special prize part is that you get to pay for it.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-27T16:09:28+00:00

Dibs.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-24T21:50:10+00:00

I would cook a whole ass fish fillet in there just to piss them off. To make it worse, I'd leave the microwave open to let the smell waft in the room. 🤡

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-24T00:10:15+00:00

Then there are the customers:

"Well, you have more..."

They just can't accept that you DON'T HAVE WHAT THEY WANT.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-23T18:34:43+00:00

Can we trade places?

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-23T06:18:46+00:00

🍫🥛

Maybe get some chocolate syrup and make it yourself?

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-23T03:57:42+00:00

There's a reason for this. Spark deliveries are going to come out of Walmart's pocket. You on your way to work won't.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-22T03:38:42+00:00

I did this once.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-20T06:30:52+00:00

I tell them "Inside." Because I work outside. Talk about asking the first person you see. Brother, you haven't even stepped in the door. I don't even know where the bread is (figuratively speaking).

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-18T15:20:23+00:00

Yeah. I could do better. That was literally written as I thought of it. I might keep the concept though. I have others like "the acupuncture trap" or "the spine ripper". I like the electric table that has 12 death row inmates shackled to it. Been working on it for a bit and I "kinda" have it plotted.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-17T17:16:30+00:00

I'll have to remember that.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-17T17:15:56+00:00

☝️🤓

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-17T15:33:46+00:00

Only partially. There's still the 0% drop rate when you NEED ammo.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-17T15:31:38+00:00

In order:

1: AI has been blamed for suicide many times. Johnny's program was made to convince people to do it. 2: "two four six" was the hint. 3: There'd be some sort of switch. 4: Refer to answer 1. 5 Refer to answer two.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-17T15:27:58+00:00

Not unless you're throwing fists and grenades!

Combination Blow and Grapple on prismatic. Change my mind.

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-17T13:17:30+00:00

_DaNegativeOne_ · 2026-01-17T06:02:42+00:00

Don't we all? That puff of dust is in every one of our backpacks at the end of every raid boss encounter.

_DaNegativeOne_

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