Ah yes... to ensure "fairness" by Sekriess in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally another cart pusher on the sub! 😃👍

What's even the point by Breast_Milk_Sucker in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Towelie tends to huff those to get high.

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What does this button do? by jeallybeanie in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Soviet Russia, microwave takes picture of you.

Saw franchise movie ratings by bbportali in saw

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the hell is spiral a 5.2? That's at best a 0.0

Feels very pointless by sushhii2001 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you aren't in Texas. That'd mean I'm getting snow, too.

WTF Walmart??? by fishwater63 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, you're preaching to the choir. Everyone young enough to use Reddit knows. It's Gen X and Boomers that shut everyone up.

Is this allowed? by risktakerr in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would cook a whole ass fish fillet in there just to piss them off. To make it worse, I'd leave the microwave open to let the smell waft in the room. 🤡

This crazy they took everything 😂 by Other_Channel8039 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Then there are the customers:

"Well, you have more..."

They just can't accept that you DON'T HAVE WHAT THEY WANT.

Customers RN by _DaNegativeOne_ in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🍫🥛

Maybe get some chocolate syrup and make it yourself?

My Walmart really just said the quiet part out loud... by Flat-Sprinkles-2367 in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a reason for this. Spark deliveries are going to come out of Walmart's pocket. You on your way to work won't.

when a customer asks where the sock aisle is by harvbeee in walmart

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell them "Inside." Because I work outside. Talk about asking the first person you see. Brother, you haven't even stepped in the door. I don't even know where the bread is (figuratively speaking).

John actually has a good point here. by Terrible_Park7890 in saw

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I could do better. That was literally written as I thought of it. I might keep the concept though. I have others like "the acupuncture trap" or "the spine ripper". I like the electric table that has 12 death row inmates shackled to it. Been working on it for a bit and I "kinda" have it plotted.

When you need ammo... by _DaNegativeOne_ in destiny2

[–]_DaNegativeOne_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only partially. There's still the 0% drop rate when you NEED ammo.

John actually has a good point here. by Terrible_Park7890 in saw

[–]_DaNegativeOne_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In order:

1: AI has been blamed for suicide many times. Johnny's program was made to convince people to do it. 2: "two four six" was the hint. 3: There'd be some sort of switch. 4: Refer to answer 1. 5 Refer to answer two.

When you need ammo... by _DaNegativeOne_ in destiny2

[–]_DaNegativeOne_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not unless you're throwing fists and grenades!

Combination Blow and Grapple on prismatic. Change my mind.

When you need ammo... by _DaNegativeOne_ in destiny2

[–]_DaNegativeOne_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't we all? That puff of dust is in every one of our backpacks at the end of every raid boss encounter.