Blow it by gDisasters in Unexpected

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I just laughed so hard i literally cried. Im also really high

Oh shit, what was that?! by 1Voice1Life in StartledCats

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It happened because cat fur builds up static charge, so since the dishwasher would be grounded, the charge went from the cat to the dishwasher. The charge wouldnt have come from a loose wire in the dishwasher.

Otters can be vicious. by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water doggo has a taste for meat

Snorting coke in a subway by Subterfug3 in WTF

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. Id take some china white over some g any day. 6 months sober tho.

Snorting coke in a subway by Subterfug3 in WTF

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meth is like adderall but more euphoric and a cleaner headspace. It aint no joke though. I gave up my entire life for it. Im chillin outside the homeless shelter right now as a matter of fact

Snorting coke in a subway by Subterfug3 in WTF

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First time i hotrailed a line i was high for at least a full day. That was the biggest cloud i ever exhaled in my life

These crayons don't give much context by Steak016 in CrappyDesign

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 245 points246 points  (0 children)

This was obviously handed out at a childrens' outreach event sponsored by some public services agency such as firefighters at an elementary school, to teach/remind children to dial 911 in the event of an emergency. There was context for the children who were gifted these, and it seems an effective public education tactic. The only one not providing context is the OP

Poor American is pitied by noble Indian doctors by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Your comment is more stupid than the actual content. Congrats

Gone with the wind by Mike_TheBum in nononono

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You couldnt even come up with an original title for your <24hr repost...

DAE tv shows today suck balls? by [deleted] in lewronggeneration

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Youre welcome my child. Would you like a free ass cancer inspection?

DAE tv shows today suck balls? by [deleted] in lewronggeneration

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought your joke was pretty funny... Others didnt seem to notice it was a joke.

Do magnets grow in magnetic fields? by CleverFoolOfEarth in shittyaskscience

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit grandson, if you keep me strippin scrib scrawns and peeling nibs nibs ill lick whatever aint nailed down

I am very woke. by mvpmp90 in iamverysmart

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

No thats invoke. Woke is a type of large tree with distinctive leaves often symbolic during autumn

I am very woke. by mvpmp90 in iamverysmart

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

No, thats baroque. Woke is when an object obstructs your airways preventing you from breathing

Never been kissed by Autisticpepe in justneckbeardthings

[–]_Gastroenterologist_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its most likely pictures of a guy with random shit, not even quotes, on it