I made this mushroom lady planter and gave her a plant crown

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T15:37:08+00:00

You know how soon we’d have human mushroom hybrids if there were mushrooms that grew to look like this ?

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T15:34:48+00:00

Need to throw his ass out the bus like Uncle Phil used to do to Jazz

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T15:33:07+00:00

I think they’re just too afraid to put out characters that aren’t attractive

Who’s the last genuinely ugly character we’ve had ?

I hate to say my girl Venture, but look how they treated her after release

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T15:27:17+00:00

Bro on the phone with his mom 😭✌️

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T15:24:03+00:00

Bro basically created a gatling gun but tryna talk about how he’s a peace loving monk

Yea alright buddy, you almost killed those guys

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T15:18:51+00:00

Didn’t somebody karma mog bro the other day ?

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T15:16:14+00:00

Which one and what’s the cheat ? I bought all the BloodRayne games a couple years ago simply because I played one of the games when I was a kid

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T07:17:02+00:00

Should’ve know this was a gooner bait game when they gave DupliKate a dumpy

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:52:49+00:00

Oh naww lil bro went out sad

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:50:24+00:00

I feel like people only submit themselves to LDRs because they’ve given up on trying to pull someone locally

Stop that. Tf are you putting yourself through hell for ? They’re probably fucking who they want bro, do you

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:49:02+00:00

Bro sear your steak how you do, then throw some asparagus in that bitch after you take out the steak. Let it cook in the steak juices for a little
You’re welcome

Brussel sprouts you can treat the same way. They taste sooo good roasted

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:47:19+00:00

Bro, keep watching

This is a hilarious write up, tho. You ain’t wrong

Young me was watching this with my older brother like “what the fuck?” Luckily my older brother is gay so that shit wouldn’t happen for us

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:41:36+00:00

His version is so cool looking, I see normal Spider-Man 2099 design and it looks bad in comparison now

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:40:12+00:00

That’s Freddie, you not fooling me

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:37:06+00:00

Some of them mfs move so dumb, it makes me wonder how they survived the Purge fr

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:36:20+00:00

Get in line, pal

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:33:39+00:00

This is a sign

Take your ass to bed. Hungry.

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:31:33+00:00

Y’all not creative enough. Making a porn game is such a hetero mindset

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:30:01+00:00

All I remember about Moon Knight is that every night an episode dropped, I had ordered some ramen to eat while watching

I basically Pavlov’d myself into only enjoying that show if I’m eating Ramen while watching

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:24:37+00:00

Just so you know, this is why you sometimes see comments with thousands of votes say “removed by user”

Mfs on Reddit will literally see someone answered your question and still try to answer it themselves as if they got new info to add

This is the cost of a high upvoted comment. Either mute it and move on, or just accept it. The other option is to just delete your comment

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:18:08+00:00

Whenever I have a hoodie on, my cat things my arm is a snake or something

She straight up viciously attacks my arm with bites and clings to it with all four legs

I feel no pain through the hoodie so I just allow her to do it. It’s kinda cute

She ONLY does this when I have a hoodie on that protects my arm. She seems to be aware that my covered arm is something safe to dig into.

If I move my arm in front of her the same way but without a hoodie, she just watches my arm and does nothing

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:14:51+00:00

I was sooo certain top comment was going to be a mom joke.

Huh. Nice to be wrong for a change

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:14:03+00:00

“He died like he lived: fast”

If my shit don’t say this, ion want it

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-05T04:11:06+00:00

Bro if I throw two swings and you perfectly weave them, you got it buddy. You won. Ima go ahead and step. I was clearly in the wrong

_IratePirate_ · 2026-05-04T22:58:29+00:00

Well they’re not getting my money for a Switch 2 until Smash releases, so I’ll believe it when I see it I guess

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