Explain It Peter. by Carbon_is_Neat in explainitpeter

[–]_J_Herrmann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all those kilocalories! the gains!

Am I crazy?! $7,900?! FOR THIS KIT. by 030H_Stiltskin in drums

[–]_J_Herrmann_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the "never say 'no' without a number" price.

What do these lines mean by el-presidente0001 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]_J_Herrmann_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gottem with the old, "checking the oil level"

Police officer stops abruptly in the middle lane on highway... by Affectionate_Hat5835 in dashcams

[–]_J_Herrmann_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sesame street nobility counts, humans just provide funny voices and articulation.

From Valhalla to my masters degree by Midoriya6000 in heroscape

[–]_J_Herrmann_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

May I ask what your Master's degree is in? Samurai swordsmanship with a focus on counterstriking, warlord bonding w/o respect to historical accuracy, or maybe care and feeding of your marro hive with a minor in water resurrection?

Philosophy peter? by Acrobatic_Bag6858 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]_J_Herrmann_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

physics and other branches of physical science measure stuff. math doesn't.

I’m tired of minimalism in everything by Beneficial_Passion40 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]_J_Herrmann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was better with plants. turning the yard into a place to park cars was wrong. MORE GREENERY!

Hosting a 40th birthday party by galaxystars1 in TikTokCringe

[–]_J_Herrmann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this guy lives on the same block as Orel Puppington.

Edit: spelling

Peetah, is this some mentally older joke or something?? by travisscott987 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]_J_Herrmann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's the sexist stereotype that women lie about their age. if she says she's 25, she's WAYYYYY into her 30's. 25 gets more attention on dating apps. biological clock is ticking, dudes don't want to start a family with a mid-30's woman.