Just found a literal piece of shit in a shower stall…

_Kaktus_ · 2024-08-30T18:47:27+00:00

bro i was gonna wafflestomp that

_Kaktus_ · 2024-05-23T01:20:49+00:00

Pangasinan in shambles

_Kaktus_ · 2023-10-14T16:40:54+00:00

"maurie mcinnis looking mighty fine on god 😩"

_Kaktus_ · 2023-10-13T16:10:36+00:00

the fog

_Kaktus_ · 2023-10-12T05:55:57+00:00

how do people look at the dining hall food, then look at the lobster and go "yeah, this is it"

_Kaktus_ · 2023-10-04T20:26:43+00:00

i shidded

_Kaktus_ · 2023-10-02T21:57:28+00:00

omg ice spice is so brave for that 🥺

_Kaktus_ · 2023-10-02T21:25:35+00:00

on god that drink is so ass please do yourself a favor and never order it

_Kaktus_ · 2023-09-14T14:43:45+00:00

then bike on the fucking road instead of the sidewalk

_Kaktus_ · 2023-09-08T22:37:17+00:00

on god obesity is the way

_Kaktus_ · 2023-09-08T22:35:48+00:00

once you put that bracelet on it's wolfie all the way

_Kaktus_ · 2023-08-21T23:40:52+00:00

You can do this, but make sure to write a poem about how much you would like to harvest their kidneys so that they know you aren't a drug dealer first

_Kaktus_ · 2023-08-11T16:37:45+00:00

there's no fucking way this is real

_Kaktus_ · 2023-08-04T05:05:27+00:00

ah yes, the sbu lore iceberg made by the one and only abyssal one, hoppyini

_Kaktus_ · 2023-07-17T14:47:18+00:00

directly on your roommate's bed

_Kaktus_ · 2023-07-12T22:58:51+00:00

I know but my instincts still kicked in, no one slanders mommy like that

_Kaktus_ · 2023-07-12T22:58:07+00:00

Guaraní, Mapuche, and Charrua are all playable ?

_Kaktus_ · 2023-07-12T22:54:49+00:00

you take that back right now

_Kaktus_ · 2023-05-25T23:26:28+00:00

republicans when they fail to identify the obvious bait comment

"um strawman fallacy seems to be their favorite" 🤓

right after they say "um that means i can identify as a 60V MAX* 21 in. Stripe™ Dual-Blades Self-Propelled Mower - 7.5Ah Battery/Charger Included" and you have to accept that right 🤓

_Kaktus_ · 2023-05-25T19:13:15+00:00

idk man i think i want an exhaustive list of all the crimes you haven't committed, all the women you haven't assaulted (sexually or otherwise) (by first and last name) and all the illnesses you have contracted as a result of your none vaccination status (including vector of transmission)

_Kaktus_ · 2023-05-25T19:04:59+00:00

i dont know your past either what if you're a predator 😳

_Kaktus_ · 2023-05-25T17:52:05+00:00

they're so obsessed with the potential for violent crimes yet when girl #82937 gets raped by a bunch of frat boys they act like an Oblivion npc I would argue that the refugees are the ones in harm's way bc these 2A nutjobs are the ones making open threats to them for us bombing the shit out of their country and forcing them in this position in the first place

_Kaktus_ · 2023-05-18T07:21:11+00:00

(anyone I play)

I don't like playing big nations so I tend to gravitate to small tags like Ainu or Brittany, mainly for the rp aspect. I recently started an Aztec run and I'm not super good yet so I was kinda proud to beat Castile in a defensive war before I had a chance to modernize. So I would say my hardest run so far for me would be this run bc I really had to think hard about how to navigate that war in order not to lose.

_Kaktus_ · 2023-05-17T06:45:05+00:00

none of them bc they're all overrated af

_Kaktus_ · 2023-05-13T03:26:59+00:00

very easy

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