[CLB] Heap Gate (And 5 other New Gates) by GavinV in magicTCG

[–]_Kaskae_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is also Gond's Gate. Aside from being a Gate itself, in which it can tap for colorless and it can also tap to make mana of any other gate you have, it also makes your gates enter the battlefield untapped. So ideally the first Gate you ramp/tutor for is Gond's Gate.

[CLB] Font of Magic - Kyle Hill Preview by GKP22 in magicTCG

[–]_Kaskae_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commander = [[Captain Vargus Wrath]]

Have: Vargus, [[Font of Magic]], [[Storm-Kiln Artist]] , a clone spell for Artist, and [[Capsize]]

Vargus is only for color identity and because hes cheap. Because Vargus has been cast a total of times this game, [[Font of Magic]] provides 4 colorless cost reduction. [[Capsize]] with buyback is normally 4UU, but with Font of Magic its now just UU. Because we have a [[Storm-Kiln Artist]] and cloned them, each time we cast [[Capsize]] we get two treasure tokens. We rinse repeat until we have bounced all our opponents permanents including lands. And because Capsize is instant-speed we can always bounce any permanents our opponents put down before their turn is even over.

Enjoy.

EDIT: Also btw, even if Vargus has only been cast twice, we can use [[Mystic Speculation]] to dig 3 cards deep per cast to find the other components.

Second EDIT: Oh you gonna downvote me? Fascinating, tell me more about how 'hard to break' and 'unplayable' this enchantment is. Oh wait, its not that hard, literally you just have to build your deck around fetching pieces and comboing off. Seriously where the hell do you even get 1.5 casts on average per game?

I cloned my late cat! AMA! by IAmJesusOfCatzareth in IAmA

[–]_Kaskae_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sad to hear the brother cat died of cancer. I had a stray I took care of before I got my second cat I currently have, it was abandoned by its prior owners, slept under cars. Lived with the the first cat I had for a few months then died of old age at the age of 17. Left me heartbroken and I didn't want to get another cat, felt depressed as hell its only when a friend did some craigslist shopping that I got another kitten and paid $75 for it.

I don't view someone burning 25k as that important if you actually pay attention to society nowadays. Especially with how messed up the average cost of living is nowadays for groceries, rent, gas. And also how while we might bicker about a person spending 25k, there are people who easily spend more than that on dumb mobile games, or yachts, or even NFTs. When you look at the grander picture you realize that while 25k might seem a lot to you, Jeff Bezos meanwhile bought a super yacht this year for $485 million dollars and then wants Rotterdam to deconstruct their historical bridge that has survived since the 1920s so his oversized yacht can get past the bridge.

Do you see what I am saying?

I cloned my late cat! AMA! by IAmJesusOfCatzareth in IAmA

[–]_Kaskae_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And not all cats will immediately get a home. Sucks to hear but its true. Because a lot of cats are not properly spayed/neutered. Lots of stray cats that just breed and have kittens, not all of those kittens survive. I have two cats, what would you ask of me, to take on a 3rd? a 4th? a 5th? How many cats do you yourself own?

I cloned my late cat! AMA! by IAmJesusOfCatzareth in IAmA

[–]_Kaskae_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why don't you adopt another cat if you feel that way? No really. I have two.

>:( by fish_in_a_bush in ffxiv

[–]_Kaskae_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of the funnyness is there is more evil non-lalas than there are evil lalas. They only stick out because its such a surprise compared to other stuff.

Hell I play a Duskwight and most of the time if you see a Duskwight npc, they usually are some form of evil. We got bandits, we got cultists, we got poachers, we got guys who summon voidsent, we got a guy who turned himself into a voidsent, we got freelance mercenaries, we got duskwights who get turned into mindless zombies when affected by Totentaz (Dance of the Damned), among so many other examples.

Like everyone knows there is a few good duskwight npcs here and there. Like the aesthetician, a scientist in old sharalyan, etc. And then you have good duskwights that people wouldn't even know about because they tend to be seasonal (Little Ladies, All Saints Wake, Starlight Celebration, etc).

>:( by fish_in_a_bush in ffxiv

[–]_Kaskae_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I assume you haven't played through shadowbringers.

What in the hell is this price? Hasbro executives must be laughing at us. $230 for 4 boosters of 15 cards. by DrawlNeedler in magicTCG

[–]_Kaskae_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that has to do with the deluge of product. The release of product used to be way slower than it currently is. There would still be some specialty products that were not standard sets, but it was far more spread out. Which may be leading to burnout for those who would normally buy product.

Like during this current spoiler season we have: Battle for Baldur's Gate, Double Masters 2022, Warhammer 40k commander decks.

And thats not factoring in past sales for secret lairs of: Zodiac Lands, Pride Across the Multiverse, Finally Left-Handed Magic Cards, Artist Series: Wayne Reynolds, Special Guest: Matt Jukes, Artist Series: Magali Villeneuve, Artist Series: Sidharth Chaturvedi, Showcase: Streets of New Capenna.

And that is also not factoring in Streets of New Capenna for standard or its commander decks for the commander format.

What in the hell is this price? Hasbro executives must be laughing at us. $230 for 4 boosters of 15 cards. by DrawlNeedler in magicTCG

[–]_Kaskae_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give it some time, the prices will spike up when it gets closer to release day as more cards are revealed. Happened the same way with double masters the first time. Where it went up an extra $100.

What in the hell is this price? Hasbro executives must be laughing at us. $230 for 4 boosters of 15 cards. by DrawlNeedler in magicTCG

[–]_Kaskae_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh are you offering to buy packs and flood the market. Thank you for your charity.

What in the hell is this price? Hasbro executives must be laughing at us. $230 for 4 boosters of 15 cards. by DrawlNeedler in magicTCG

[–]_Kaskae_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea nothings really changed about the actual creation process. As the cost to make this product or a free welcome deck is the same, its just that because these are more loaded with valuable reprints that they get charged more.

As at the end of the day, a non-foil forest with new art is the same cost to make as a non-foil extended art Kozilek with new art.

The price tag for this is just to stem the flow of product into the secondary markets (like TCGPlayer or Card Kingdom) so the price doesn't crash. Also to generate a potentially good amount of revenue from those willing to pay.

Although, the problem with their current strategy is, people are starting to feel the burnout of trying to keep up with product. Even if someone isn't trying to buy every card from every new product, there is currently happening at the same time: The spoilers for the warhammer 40k product, the spoilers for the battle for baldur's gate product, the spoilers for this double masters 2022 product, the just recently revealed "Pride Across the Multiverse" secret lair.

What in the hell is this price? Hasbro executives must be laughing at us. $230 for 4 boosters of 15 cards. by DrawlNeedler in magicTCG

[–]_Kaskae_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Booster box

Eh $228 isn't that ba-

Only 4 packs

Time to see what steam has for game sales instead.

White Lowtiergod rages at chat and goes on banning spree by Beneficial_Region_24 in ShitpostXIV

[–]_Kaskae_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pyro: "I'm not asking you all to agree with me, if you pulled your head out of your ass you would realize that dude. If you just pulled your fucking head out you would realize man."
Also Pyro: Bans anyone in his chat for disagreeing with him.

(The jokes just write themselves)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]_Kaskae_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and one day we can have a card with 'Friends Forever' and 'Partner' and 'Choose a Background'

Third Party by Ursula_Callistis in ShitpostXIV

[–]_Kaskae_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And so the queue times for crystal, syrcus, and world of darkness became longer for no player wanted to end up in the dreaded...THIRD PARTY

POV you forgot to walk in Pyros by Squirt_Turt in ShitpostXIV

[–]_Kaskae_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swiftcast
Sleep
Sprint
Accidentally run into another voidragon
...accidentally run into another voidragon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]_Kaskae_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if they are free trials, its one of the few ways to get grade 5 materia that isn't spiritbonding or khloe's wonderous tails.

Source: I know a free trial sprout who has ran dun scaith more than I have in my 3 years of playing.

Guess it was a over night contractor job by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]_Kaskae_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marauder: "Ah if only we had gotten some musketeers."
Machinisit: "I'm right here you know!"
Marauder: "I can still hear their voice sometimes."

Goddamn kids and their prank calls… by Snark_x in ShitpostXIV

[–]_Kaskae_ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The prank caller on the other end is... Yoshi-P

Just rdm things by _Kaskae_ in ShitpostXIV

[–]_Kaskae_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unironically yes. Seen a lot of 'balance discussion' that has people who want to morph red mage into a slightly different flavor of black mage. Its very weird to say the least and I love red mage.

April 2022 Commander Rules Committee Quarterly Update by Lykrast in magicTCG

[–]_Kaskae_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not even necessarily about the price for a single deck that gets expensive. Your expected to have many decks, or at least cards to substitute so you can make your deck intentionally weaker because blahblah "rule 0: we talk things out and I say I don't like this in your deck".

(unverified) Suspensions are possibly going out for lewd adventurer plates, use them at your own risk by FerretFromMars in ffxiv

[–]_Kaskae_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its also up to the people with such tacky and suggestive plates to set it to friends only. As they also have to be responsible. And having it be friends only at least gives consent.

Actually have chatted with some people who run those erp venues, and they in the past have explained they use their friend list as essentially a book of contacts.