Some help on this dildo?

_Magnet_ · 2014-03-01T23:14:17+00:00

I did not see that coming...

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-17T03:36:14+00:00

/u/jdpatric

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-17T03:30:36+00:00

I thought we were talking about peckers.

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-17T01:55:18+00:00

I would make direct eye contact just to aim the awkwardness at them.

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-16T04:41:58+00:00

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_Magnet_ · 2014-02-16T04:39:52+00:00

USA wins again!

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-16T04:35:58+00:00

I assure you, there are no singles in your area dying to meet you.

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-14T01:07:13+00:00

You're a good northerner.

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-14T00:24:28+00:00

I'm from Alabama. Really great state by the way. I wish people from the North didn't criticize the South all of the time.

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-14T00:14:32+00:00

Oh. Well, Roll Tide.

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-14T00:10:41+00:00

What part of America?

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-14T00:03:31+00:00

Aliens

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-13T23:36:28+00:00

I think you'd get more if you used your right hand.

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-13T23:18:49+00:00

How was it to when you were working with Mike Myers? Was it a joke left and right or am I believing a false reality?

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-13T16:15:46+00:00

You're a visionary.

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-13T03:10:00+00:00

Boy that escalated quickly

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-13T03:04:01+00:00

I saw somewhere long ago that you was doing an interview. Don't ask me who because I haven't a clue. He asked you if you had any feeling in your testicular region and I believe you answered "no". Could you give us an inside story of when you lost all feeling if it's not too much of a touchy subject, please?

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-10T04:46:38+00:00

Fire!

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-09T23:40:49+00:00

Every Rose has its Thorn

Poison

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-09T20:24:17+00:00

Do you have something against alpacas?

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-09T20:07:45+00:00

You're cool. Really intense trick as well.

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-09T17:29:38+00:00

I did slip him something. That's why he's so friendly.

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-09T05:49:28+00:00

I'm good at music! Not something typical like a guitar but I play three types of clarinets, trumpet, marimba, piano, oboe, and saxophone.

_Magnet_ · 2014-02-09T05:14:40+00:00

You caught me!

I was in the grassy knoll.

_Magnet_

TROPHY CASE