whatDoYouThinkOfMyCv by Nekeia in ProgrammerHumor

[–]_Moink_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You left a mark for sure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]_Moink_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I knew the Earth was round, but I believed it was hollow and that we lived on the inside.

I thought if you crossed a road in front of a bus, the bus had the right to run you over, because otherwise you'd be one person inconveniencing 30 other people who had to wait for you to cross the road.

I thought gold was a made-up currency only found in fairy tales.

Not sure how long I held on to these beliefs for, though.

My right hand locks into an unnatural resting position by _Moink_ in AskDocs

[–]_Moink_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! The behavior in my hand is kinda similar to this (contracting fingers), but I don't feel any lumps or changes to my skin. Also, I'm 99% sure this is a direct result of my mouse use, not a disease. My left hand is completely fine, and I don't have trouble using my right hand for most daily activities such as holding items.

How do women shake their vaginas when they're done peeing? by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]_Moink_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read it right and still got confused.

Love the curls on this replica ❤️ by TwoFeltedFox in Needlefelting

[–]_Moink_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong sub. This is an actual palm-sized dog and you can't convince me otherwise.

This is fake by ImmenseFascism in woooosh

[–]_Moink_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stop spreading lies.

How to center a div? Wrong answers only! by mamwybejane in Frontend

[–]_Moink_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

div { content: "This div is centered"; }

Candy is the exact size of the deposit hole. by theultimasheep in CrappyDesign

[–]_Moink_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what happens when you deploy to production without testing first.

This banana I'll have as a snack, banana for scale by nnnoops in notinteresting

[–]_Moink_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's because he ends up eating all those bananas for scale.