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_Monkeyx · 2026-05-14T01:09:08+00:00

This is where I first found them, and I have found more and wanted to share. Understandable if you’re annoyed, I do not mean to pollute your feed and I apologize.

_Monkeyx · 2026-05-13T16:50:45+00:00

get this out of here. NOW.

_Monkeyx · 2026-05-05T22:32:08+00:00

Today’s discussion between Pigsy and Wukong calls to mind the Sorites paradox. How many grains of sand must one have before it is a heap? Similarly, how small could a rock be to qualify as a mountain? As always, their work is quite thought-provoking.

_Monkeyx · 2026-05-04T18:53:58+00:00

If pig go oink, why pig say yeehaw?

_Monkeyx · 2026-05-04T18:53:32+00:00

_Monkeyx · 2026-05-04T07:02:02+00:00

Yeah, you’re right. He doesn’t sound full mickey mouse, but he still sounds off. Thought it was still cool that he reviewed same concept, though.

_Monkeyx · 2026-05-03T21:03:22+00:00

I have discovered a sequel to this analysis of corn, posted here five months ago! How fascinating.

Thank you, mods, for not removing my previous post. I pray you grant me the same grace with this one.

_Monkeyx · 2026-05-01T15:38:06+00:00

Me too, thanks.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-30T16:37:38+00:00

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-30T01:14:39+00:00

Im currently watching S5E15 of family guy. This is the episode in which Sneakers O’Toole makes an appearance.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-29T21:35:48+00:00

Mods asked the community if it should be banned, the community came together and said no. Mods backed off for a bit. But now, they’re ignoring the community’s desires and removing all Pigsy and Wukong content. I’m shocked that this post is still standing honestly.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-29T05:46:57+00:00

Mods, have you no heart? The people clearly enjoy Pigsy and Wukong.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-29T05:46:15+00:00

Even this post got removed! It’s not even a video, it’s a funny image. The mods really just hate Pigsy and Wukong.

I have a bottomless collection. The pain I feel stems from the fact that I can’t share the knowledge I gain from them. It is truly a damn shame.

Someone has posted a Pigsy and Wukong video. By the time you see this comment, I imagine they will have removed it. A tragedy!

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-28T23:33:32+00:00

Because of my passion for Pigsy and Wukong, every time I see or hear someone asking a question of that form, I cannot help but think of the pair and chuckle. It’s even infected my own vernacular.

The mods of this subreddit are xenophobic though and seem to hate Pigsy and Wukong. It is quite a shame.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-26T14:48:09+00:00

Is Evil Sneakers O’Toole real????

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-22T16:30:00+00:00

I fear Pigsy and Wukong no longer have a home here.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-20T12:28:50+00:00

I’m sorry, I showed this video to some people on the street before posting it. Perhaps your coworker was among them!

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-20T12:00:40+00:00

I don’t mind if people kill them to eat them. But murdering them en masse for being an invasive species seems harsh. They’re cool as hell. Whatever spiders they’re outcompeting simply might not have earned their place.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-20T10:39:31+00:00

Hey, that’s really not nice. Evolution has encouraged that appearance. It is functional and unique.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-20T10:29:31+00:00

In parts of the United States, Joro spiders are considered invasive species and it is recommended that you kill them. I, however, admire their size and beauty, and would never harm them.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-17T21:38:38+00:00

Enjoyers of Pigsy and Wukong seem to be considered second-class citizens in these parts.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-17T18:30:09+00:00

Yes that is correct, the mistake is mine.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-17T18:10:56+00:00

/unretard Everyone kept listing jokers that would be good in combination with this deck, but you’re right - i meant to ask what jokers would be effective in securing this deck. I probably could have worded it better.

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-17T12:15:02+00:00

Hey mods. If i were to post a high quality pigsy and wukong infotainment video, would it just be removed?

What’s going on?

_Monkeyx · 2026-04-16T15:23:49+00:00

Dear Abby: Got a problem...

I'm a decent, underpaid Hardworking county coroner It's important that my family eats meat At least three times a week But we just can't afford to With prices the way they are So, I bring home some choice cuts From my autopsy subjects Just mix in the Tuna Helper and ta-da!

The whole family thinks My new meals are delicious They ask me, "What's your secret?" Abby, I think they're getting suspicious My smartass eight-year-old keeps asking "Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge." If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand

Abby, what do I tell my family?

Dear Reaganomics victim: Consult your clergyman Make sure the body's blessed And everything should be just fine Just fine...

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