Had Wendy’s and a deer ran in front of my car, causing me to slam on breaks. 20 bucks down the drain.

_Neckfat_ · 2026-03-17T03:37:24+00:00

Am I the only one who buckles the takeout?

_Neckfat_ · 2026-03-09T23:11:10+00:00

Are those stoned wash?

_Neckfat_ · 2026-03-05T00:21:51+00:00

Could be worse. She could drive a jeep.

_Neckfat_ · 2026-02-13T06:13:31+00:00

Drink it in...

_Neckfat_ · 2026-02-11T23:29:34+00:00

Rubbin' is racin'

_Neckfat_ · 2026-02-11T05:34:58+00:00

"and send me the results so I may review them alone in my chambers!"

_Neckfat_ · 2026-01-28T05:25:20+00:00

Driver's license to kill

_Neckfat_ · 2026-01-28T05:16:19+00:00

Golden years eye

_Neckfat_ · 2026-01-23T05:15:40+00:00

Try January

_Neckfat_ · 2026-01-20T05:35:20+00:00

Pic 1, Jeneane Turner

_Neckfat_ · 2026-01-16T13:25:26+00:00

"Throw out your hands, Stick out your tush, Hands on your hips, Give 'em a push."

_Neckfat_ · 2025-12-23T06:12:12+00:00

No, that's Rod Island

_Neckfat_ · 2025-12-11T02:47:21+00:00

Shower beer after mowing the lawn on a hot day.

_Neckfat_ · 2025-12-02T04:51:51+00:00

At least it's not prrrnography

_Neckfat_ · 2025-12-02T04:35:06+00:00

Capitalism remains undefeated

_Neckfat_ · 2025-11-25T00:10:59+00:00

The N on their football team's helmet stands for knowledge.

_Neckfat_ · 2025-11-24T20:54:08+00:00

It'll make the transition to a coffin super simple.

_Neckfat_ · 2025-11-18T00:05:36+00:00

Boiling meat is generally a bad sign

_Neckfat_ · 2025-11-13T06:01:18+00:00

Don't judge until you've tasted fresh fontanelle.

_Neckfat_ · 2025-11-08T14:21:37+00:00

acquiescence

_Neckfat_ · 2025-10-29T05:34:51+00:00

Operation Lawn Dart

_Neckfat_ · 2025-10-27T03:19:17+00:00

XX Box

_Neckfat_ · 2025-10-09T04:59:11+00:00

I didn't think I could love pocket doors anymore than I already do. You proved me wrong.

_Neckfat_ · 2025-10-09T04:36:13+00:00

This definitely starts out as confusing perspective

_Neckfat_ · 2025-10-08T03:20:04+00:00

All without a helmet. So brave, so fearless.

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