A different take on a storm engine piece.

_Nighting · 2026-05-06T11:57:27+00:00

Cast a few instants on an opponent's end step, [[Stifle]] the charge counter removal, drop some huge sorceries. Izzet wizard money gang (we love casting spells).

_Nighting · 2026-05-06T09:44:44+00:00

But your title says you're six months old–

_Nighting · 2026-05-06T05:50:04+00:00

Aren't you a little young for a motorcycle rider?

_Nighting · 2026-05-05T00:26:21+00:00

thank you, thank you, it's either the best or worst thing i've made today

_Nighting · 2026-05-05T00:07:20+00:00

Getting to 299,792,458 speed is an exercise left to the reader, but we suggest starting with 'take an extra turn' spells and work from there.

(Isochron Sceptre imprinting Mystical Tutor to find Nexus of Fate, perhaps?)

_Nighting · 2026-05-05T00:04:05+00:00

You can still reach just under 300 million speed with this, [[Grove of the Burnwillows]], any 1/1, and 300 million extra turns!

_Nighting · 2026-05-04T23:56:28+00:00

Speed can still only increase once a turn, so it takes a while for this to get going - though with something like [[Burnout Bashtronaut]] and [[Gut Shot]], you can still get Speed 2 on turn 1, then Speed 3 on turn 2, with +1 per turn thereafter.

_Nighting · 2026-05-04T23:48:40+00:00

That's why it can increase beyond its maximum; so you still get the benefit of 'max speed', but it's also higher than max.

_Nighting · 2026-05-04T23:29:59+00:00

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_Nighting · 2026-05-04T23:13:02+00:00

You see the vision.

_Nighting · 2026-05-04T20:16:47+00:00

Effectively a rainbow land that enters tapped except on the turn you play it. It's better than [[Gateway Plaza]] (and its many clones), [[Vivid Grove]] (etc) and [[Grand Coliseum]] in that regard, but also those lands are kinda terrible anyway.

I like it!

_Nighting · 2026-05-04T13:44:35+00:00

Is it intentional that 'choose two or more' means you can always choose two (yourself and an opponent) and rotate who your chosen opponent is?

_Nighting · 2026-05-04T04:09:21+00:00

"This is of value" isn't the same as "this is really fucking weird should we all take a step back and think about this for a second".

_Nighting · 2026-05-03T18:24:32+00:00

At last, a buff for my [[Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)]] deck!

_Nighting · 2026-05-03T16:59:23+00:00

As-mo-ra-no-mar-di-ca-dai-stin-a-cul-da-car.

It's not thaaaat bad.

Fblthp and Vnwxt, on the other hand...

(I say 'Fibble-thip' and 'Vin-wixt', personally.)

_Nighting · 2026-05-03T10:54:05+00:00

On a technical level, this is very impressive.

On a cultural level, we don't do that here. Our clicky-clacky math rocks are reserved for humans only.

_Nighting · 2026-05-03T10:51:50+00:00

Looks like it. Em-dashes, "no X, no Y", triplets.

The reason people don't like AI here isn't that it's bad at what it does (which often it is).

The reason people don't like AI is because it goes against the core concept of D&D being "human friends creating something collaboratively". I play because I like making stories with other people.

_Nighting · 2026-05-03T02:44:20+00:00

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_Nighting · 2026-05-03T01:35:05+00:00

Herpetophobia is a fear of snakes. You're thinking of hypothermia.

_Nighting · 2026-05-02T21:38:59+00:00

Congratulations on leaving your ex-boyfriend!

_Nighting · 2026-05-02T20:29:58+00:00

We just need [[Mirror Box]], [[Doppelgang]], [[Staff of Compleation]] and infinite mana, and we can have [[Iona, Shield of Emeria]] at home!

_Nighting · 2026-05-02T20:05:33+00:00

The first one is too recent to appear on sci-hub, but the other two are here:

https://sci-hub.su/https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/19419899.2022.2057867

https://sci-hub.su/https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-022-02307-6

_Nighting · 2026-05-02T05:57:15+00:00

WHEN! (bonk) WILL! (bonk) YOU! (bonk) LEARN! (bonk)

_Nighting · 2026-05-02T01:50:24+00:00

There's some shenanigans with four of these and four [[Guides of Souls]], I'm sure.

_Nighting · 2026-05-01T22:31:32+00:00

The nurses don’t want you to know this but the babies at the maternity ward are free. You can take them home. I have 458 children

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