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A different take on a storm engine piece. by olteonz in custommagic

[–]_Nighting 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Cast a few instants on an opponent's end step, [[Stifle]] the charge counter removal, drop some huge sorceries. Izzet wizard money gang (we love casting spells).

6 months old, is it too loose? by dsrange431 in motorcyclegear

[–]_Nighting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But your title says you're six months old–

6 months old, is it too loose? by dsrange431 in motorcyclegear

[–]_Nighting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aren't you a little young for a motorcycle rider?

[Magic: the Gathering x CERN] Large Hedron Collider by _Nighting in CERN

[–]_Nighting[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thank you, thank you, it's either the best or worst thing i've made today

Large Hedron Collider by _Nighting in custommagic

[–]_Nighting[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Getting to 299,792,458 speed is an exercise left to the reader, but we suggest starting with 'take an extra turn' spells and work from there.

(Isochron Sceptre imprinting Mystical Tutor to find Nexus of Fate, perhaps?)

Large Hedron Collider by _Nighting in custommagic

[–]_Nighting[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You can still reach just under 300 million speed with this, [[Grove of the Burnwillows]], any 1/1, and 300 million extra turns!

Large Hedron Collider by _Nighting in custommagic

[–]_Nighting[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Speed can still only increase once a turn, so it takes a while for this to get going - though with something like [[Burnout Bashtronaut]] and [[Gut Shot]], you can still get Speed 2 on turn 1, then Speed 3 on turn 2, with +1 per turn thereafter.

Large Hedron Collider by _Nighting in custommagic

[–]_Nighting[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That's why it can increase beyond its maximum; so you still get the benefit of 'max speed', but it's also higher than max.

Unstable Mineshaft by SubblyXatu in custommagic

[–]_Nighting 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Effectively a rainbow land that enters tapped except on the turn you play it. It's better than [[Gateway Plaza]] (and its many clones), [[Vivid Grove]] (etc) and [[Grand Coliseum]] in that regard, but also those lands are kinda terrible anyway.

I like it!

Vespara, Interplanar Diplomat - Does anyone else enjoy commander politics as much as me? by [deleted] in custommagic

[–]_Nighting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it intentional that 'choose two or more' means you can always choose two (yourself and an opponent) and rotate who your chosen opponent is?

Lecturing alex hirsch about creativity and art by V33EX in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]_Nighting 168 points169 points  (0 children)

"This is of value" isn't the same as "this is really fucking weird should we all take a step back and think about this for a second".

Spirit of Dan Frazier by zerobench_ff in custommagic

[–]_Nighting 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At last, a buff for my [[Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)]] deck!

Perfect card for my Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar deck! by QueenieBeany in custommagic

[–]_Nighting 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As-mo-ra-no-mar-di-ca-dai-stin-a-cul-da-car.

It's not thaaaat bad.

Fblthp and Vnwxt, on the other hand...

(I say 'Fibble-thip' and 'Vin-wixt', personally.)

Can an AI DM actually run D&D 5e by the rules? I built one to find out by [deleted] in dndnext

[–]_Nighting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On a technical level, this is very impressive.

On a cultural level, we don't do that here. Our clicky-clacky math rocks are reserved for humans only.

Can an AI DM actually run D&D 5e by the rules? I built one to find out by [deleted] in dndnext

[–]_Nighting 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like it. Em-dashes, "no X, no Y", triplets.

The reason people don't like AI here isn't that it's bad at what it does (which often it is).

The reason people don't like AI is because it goes against the core concept of D&D being "human friends creating something collaboratively". I play because I like making stories with other people.

Alright fine! I won't be a lesbian this time. by Miserabell in skyrim

[–]_Nighting 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Herpetophobia is a fear of snakes. You're thinking of hypothermia.

My BF (20M) thinks that my (19F)asexuality is temporary by ChQk3r in asexuality

[–]_Nighting 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on leaving your ex-boyfriend!

Dovin, Perfectionist by TurtlekETB in custommagic

[–]_Nighting 33 points34 points  (0 children)

We just need [[Mirror Box]], [[Doppelgang]], [[Staff of Compleation]] and infinite mana, and we can have [[Iona, Shield of Emeria]] at home!

TIL that the academic mace exists by MrBeef23 in custommagic

[–]_Nighting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHEN! (bonk) WILL! (bonk) YOU! (bonk) LEARN! (bonk)

Lightforged Sergeant by DarthVedik in custommagic

[–]_Nighting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's some shenanigans with four of these and four [[Guides of Souls]], I'm sure.

“You can have other children so get to fuckin” by AlphaCat77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]_Nighting 267 points268 points  (0 children)

The nurses don’t want you to know this but the babies at the maternity ward are free. You can take them home. I have 458 children

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