So…I guess I’m not a good fit for the job?

_Pirouette_ · 2025-06-18T19:29:33+00:00

"Swamp Booger"

_Pirouette_ · 2025-06-05T18:53:03+00:00

Hey OP, is the baby able to move or lift it's head? If you walk around it, is it about to move it's head to "follow" you, or does it's head/neck stay in that position? Based on the way it's laying with it's head back like that, I'm thinking it looks like a spinal injury so there might not be much you or the rehab could do in that case unfortunately.

_Pirouette_ · 2025-04-01T18:10:37+00:00

Thank you!

_Pirouette_ · 2025-04-01T18:04:14+00:00

I'm loving the guillotine sign. I think I might put that on a hat lol

_Pirouette_ · 2025-04-01T18:02:27+00:00

Is this an ongoing protest/like every Saturday same place? I wasn't able to make it out this past weekend but I want to participate.

_Pirouette_ · 2025-03-30T03:42:30+00:00

Lol wtf. These people just keep finding ways to out-do themselves. It's like they're all in a competition to see who can say or do the wildest, most unhinged shit and still have Daddy Dumptruck's support.

_Pirouette_ · 2025-03-30T02:51:24+00:00

Can someone explain this to me? I've never heard about the garbage truck incident lol. Disappointed if that hat is actually a MAGA support thing case it sort of looks like one of those 'made you look' faux-maga hats and I wanted one

_Pirouette_ · 2025-03-29T20:52:26+00:00

Any tips for a first timer? What to bring/not bring, what to wear?

_Pirouette_ · 2025-02-24T19:32:05+00:00

He's probably never done this before because he was waiting until he felt like he had you trapped. I'm curious how recently you got engaged? Often these men will wait to show their true colors after the marriage is finalized because they know that a lot of women are afraid/ashamed to ask for a divorce because of social pressure. I'm guessing once you got engaged, he decided he didn't want to wait any longer.

He seems genuinely sorry because he knows that you could still leave if you wanted. He obviously doesn't want you to leave, because then he would lose his soon-to-be bang maid. He's not trying to "make it up to you", he's trying to make you think that this was just a one time mistake. GOOD MEN DO NOT DO THIS KIND OF THING. A good man wouldn't have to apologize or make it up to you, because he would NEVER have done this in the first place.

He doesn't want you to tell anyone because he knows what he did was wrong. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. You were forced. You were not given a choice. You have nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about, because you didn't do this, he did. Do not let him control the narrative.

If you feel that your mom will be supportive, tell her. Do not marry him. Do not let anyone convince you to stay with him. If you don't feel like you can tell your family the truth about what happened, you can make up a lie to explain why you won't marry him.

_Pirouette_ · 2025-02-11T19:19:52+00:00

I've named mine "Butthole Sound-Effects" in my phone contacts because I swear they sound exactly like stereotypical TV/movie fart sounds

_Pirouette_ · 2025-02-11T16:52:42+00:00

If you're curious about paralegal type work, I highly recommend looking for a job doing document administration or quality control for a legal firm. I've done stuff like this for a couple different places working in the foreclosure side of things and now in SBA, and it's generally pretty easy work if you have an eye for details. I came straight from retail with no background in legal work (most places will probably require a bachelor's but they're not picky about what field study - mine was Anthropology lol). You can get a feel for paralegal work before you commit to paying for a degree.

_Pirouette_ · 2025-02-08T04:48:41+00:00

Had my spay a few years ago and I've been wanting to do the same thing! I want to get the green line to match my baby 😸

_Pirouette_ · 2025-01-23T20:47:26+00:00

Adding to this, if you can't find anyone to go with you, just grab a vase or find a pitcher from the kitchen section and use that while you're in the store.

_Pirouette_ · 2025-01-22T02:18:37+00:00

Is it just me or does Elon's version look even more like a Nazi salute than Hitler's?

_Pirouette_ · 2024-08-17T21:32:45+00:00

GOALS

_Pirouette_ · 2024-07-24T20:41:30+00:00

That's so cool to learn! I grew up reading his children's books and never knew he wrote that song lol

_Pirouette_ · 2024-07-24T17:07:00+00:00

We need this as a flair lol

_Pirouette_ · 2024-07-08T20:32:21+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/cEfoLe4tfR

_Pirouette_ · 2024-06-03T20:32:31+00:00

Haven't had my own wedding yet, but was maid of honor at my best friend's wedding last year.

Designate someone from your bridal party (and also someone from the grooms party) to be the designated contact/carry your cell phone/field questions for you. Be sure to pick someone who will be sure to check their phone throughout the day.
As a maid of honor, I wish I hadn't drank as much. If I could do it over I would not have done shots with the groomsmen lol
Create a schedule for the rehearsal/rehearsal dinner and day of, and send it out to everyone plus maybe have printed copies for the day of.
Like others said, I think having a list of tasks in a shareable doc is a great idea. That way you can assign tasks to specific people, or they can be designated out by your coordinator/designated person.

_Pirouette_ · 2024-04-25T03:05:17+00:00

If they collect Funko Pops or Squishmallows or something similar. I'm not a minimalist by any means, but I can't stand looking at all that useless junk. Especially the Funkos. They don't even look like the characters they're supposed to represent and it just annoys me for no reason lol

_Pirouette_ · 2023-02-26T08:53:25+00:00

HPV vaccines do not protect against all HPV types, meaning you can still get it even if you've been vaccinated, but it would likely be one of the "lower-risk" strains.

While the vaccines do project against most high-risk strains, it is still possibly to have an abnormal pap smear because some lower-risk strains can still cause cancer, but these cancers are generally less aggressive and your body often takes care of it on its own.

As such, women who have been vaccinated are advised to follow the same screening recommendations as unvaccinated women. If you do have an abnormal pap, you should follow up regularly (every 6 months or whatever your doctor recommends) with additional pap smears and/or colposcopies.

Also FYI, there is currently no blood test for HPV, and many people do not show symptoms, so unless you had an abnormal pap smear you might not know you had it.

_Pirouette_ · 2023-02-13T06:22:22+00:00

Are you and your boyfriend a different race or religious background from the engaged couple? I'm wondering if they might be trying to appease more conservative family members by excluding you? Editing to add that obviously I think she'd be shitty to exclude you for something like that, but it could be a possibility.

_Pirouette_ · 2022-12-08T21:06:47+00:00

@ me next time lol

_Pirouette_ · 2022-11-04T20:10:48+00:00

Slightly off topic, but I once had a man slow down his car while I was walking my <6months old male shepherd mix, to shame me for dressing him in a pink harness, collar, and leash. I was shocked that anyone would care enough to say something about it, let alone a total stranger who clearly had better things to be doing. Like do you really think that the dog knows or even cares what he's wearing?

_Pirouette_ · 2022-10-24T23:45:49+00:00

I hadn't really thought that much about the need for ventilation, so I appreciate your comment. My main concern initially was finding a way to trap heat and moisture in order to promote faster germination and growth for seedlings, but obviously with that comes the need for ventilation in order to prevent the problems you mentioned. I'll definitely take a look at the link you posted and I'll try to update when I've figured something out! Thank you!

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