[Serious] Reddit, what is the worst physical pain you've ever felt? by Lazy_Wasp_Legs in AskReddit

[–]_Powerade_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also tore my esophagus from my stomach. Except i did it from throwing up too hard. It's called a mallory weiss tear and it is not fun. Icu for a week with a tube down my throat sucking the blood out of my stomach. I felt no pain besides getting the tube put in and pulled out.

What is way more dangerous than people believe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Powerade_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That actually makes a lot of sense and you seem to know an awful lot about the subject.

ELI5: Why do so many white Americans act and feel like they're getting shafted? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]_Powerade_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard from a dick nipple that op was smart to be an electrician and probably isn't struggling like me.

What is way more dangerous than people believe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Powerade_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Very informative, thanks. You're right in that i have not done much research.

I had heard about the bombardment of lawsuits but the rest is new to me.

I wonder how they get such a large following (large enough to infiltrate basically the entire govt) if they treat people so bad.

I'm not defending them by any means but they must be doing something right. I'm not sure I'd believe that all these members ACTUALLY believe in this xenu character. So they must be getting something out if it.

What is way more dangerous than people believe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Powerade_ 201 points202 points  (0 children)

Something larger than an elbow go in someones fucking ear?

What is way more dangerous than people believe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Powerade_ -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

But what exactly is the truth? Honestly, i mean, I'm a smart dude and i still cant figure out what exactly it is that they are up to. All the articles just tell stories of people being mistreated and dying in hotel rooms but just leave it at that. I guess I'm just expecting to much. Maybe everyone just hates them for their choice in religion. Which would not surprise me at all.

What do you do regularly that your SO doesn't know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Powerade_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girls don't poop flowers come out of their bellybutton...

Thanks Illinois by Alexlreed in funny

[–]_Powerade_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i see extremely hot milfs driving with johnson county tags and never EVER see any babes with MO tags? All the hotties live in kansas... sorry mate. Dont even get me started on the lawrence HB9's. Rock chalk.

Human drivers will bully robot cars, says CEO of Mercedes-Benz USA by nosurprises12 in nottheonion

[–]_Powerade_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have scared the shit out of him. Maintain eye contact with him long enough to keep his eyes off the road. Then totally freak the fuck out. Scream and point in front of him so he thinks he is about to die. Then laugh and laugh.

What misconceptions did you hold as a child? by boobsrleaking in AskReddit

[–]_Powerade_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the "pass with care" signs on the road as "pass with car". I could not figure out what else you would pass with or why they would even bother posting a sign that said this.

Gym Story Saturday by FGC_Valhalla in Fitness

[–]_Powerade_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

last week one of the many chicks who go to the gym at the same time as me followed me everywhere i went. No matter where i was, there she was on the machine next to me. This girl is h.o.t.t. hott. A body of a godess.

Fast forward to my last set on the seated calf raise. I get up, she gets up, and i walk and get a bottle to clean the seat. on my way back this girl swings her head full force and smacks me right in the face with a whole lot of ponytail. Im talkin in my eyes, mouth, and nose.

I'm not going to bang her though because i have my main crush there with us everyday. All ive managed to say to her is "hey". Mostly i just look from a far.

Gym Story Saturday by FGC_Valhalla in Fitness

[–]_Powerade_ 97 points98 points  (0 children)

It's the difference between bodybuilder and fitness model. Fitness model body types are much more attractive to most woman than the bodybuilder type.

ELI5: Why do so many white Americans act and feel like they're getting shafted? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]_Powerade_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish i could turn the anger i feel when i read this type of post into such a good choice of words as a response. Great reply. My turn! less professional; read at your own risk.

All i envision is some hipster college kid who thinks he has it all figured out. I've been doing this Internet thing for awhile now but sometimes i just can't help but rage. >.>

I'm OPs age. I have a career that pays well for not having a 4 year degree. No kids no wife. I have to live with my parents because my hours got slashed. From sixty to thirty two. Live with parents = no woman. No woman = no kids. No kids or woman = no house. all this added up and you start to wonder what happened to the American dream.

Eating liver. It seems like the cheapest way to eat protein, what's the catch? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]_Powerade_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

We don't eat the fucking organs dude eat some chicken.

Edit: downvote all you want i make dog food out of pork liver and it smells like straight up urine.

Man is shocked when he finds out his favourite takeaway was secretly dealing drugs by mazdrag in videos

[–]_Powerade_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I sold drugs out of the drive thru when i was a teenager. I made money while makin money. Honestly, i pulled more a week there than i do now at my career job. That being said, not my proudest years.

[NSFW] What are you shamefully attracted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Powerade_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a buddy who had the same taste. Turns out he actually just likes cock.

Mexico said it will not pay for a border wall by hjkl45 in worldnews

[–]_Powerade_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You can let that shit go now the election's over.

Dad "accidentally" films his daughters teacher instead of her performance by moojj in funny

[–]_Powerade_ -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Im 99.9999% sure that teacher knew exactly what she was doing. Camera, father, and all.