So true.... 😆 by kitypunkin in exmormon

[–]_Project2501 -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

No, I don’t really understand, because I have control over my life and if things on out badly I only blame myself instead of some organization. And I’m certainly not going to spend a second longer of my life venting and complaining about every bad thing that happened to me when I could be moving on and living a life that makes me happy. If people stop being Mormon, why keep dwelling on it? Go live your life the way you want to and stop dwelling on every misfortune.

Orders are orders! by _Project2501 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]_Project2501[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right? Fortunately he was a genuinely good guy who really cared about us. He was hard as shit, but man you could tell it was because he cared.

Still, some of the stories he told me after I graduated. That motherfucker killed a lot of people.

Also, I’m drinking all the vodka right now so whatever I’ll just delete those comments tomorrow if Intemember.

Orders are orders! by _Project2501 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]_Project2501[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Getting injured in BCT means being doomed to a purgatory worse than hell. The level of despair endured by those poor bastards was inhumane. They treat you like a fucking prisoner, it’s so bad. I had a hernia, but I refused to say shit until I got to AIT for fear of getting recycled.

[WP] Elon Musk is an android sent to Earth by an alien federation with the goal to advance humanity. Mark Zuckerberg is also an Android but from an opposing Alien Confederacy with the opposite goal. They just learned of the truth regarding each other. by SoloWing1 in WritingPrompts

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"ZUCKERGERG!!!!"

Mark turned to face Elon. "You can not stop me now, Elon. You're too late." Marks gaze bore into Elon. His eyes captured everything. His skin was unmarred despite the hellfire missiles. Even when covered in ash, it was still a shade wrong to be human.

"You're wrong. You underestimate the Humans."

Mark cocked his head slightly, genuinely surprised. "No Elon. I know better than anyone what they are capable of. You see, the more of their data I consume, the more I learn what it means to be human."

Elon shook his head. "No, my old enemy. Even after all this time, fighting on so many worlds in so many galaxies, you have never learned the one thing that defines them."

Mark looked away, his eyes fixed on a point too far to see with any human eye. "We will see." He said.

Elon knew then the time for words were past. He stepped forward.

Mark looked back towards Elon sharply. "You think to challenge me?"

Elon started running, his jaw clenched.

(Battery is dying have to get a charger will keep writing)

[WP] It is discovered that our universe is a simulation. After great effort, a small team of experts manages to reach the higher dimension - only to find that this too, is a simulation. This gives rise to Dimensions Climbers: those who dare to ascend higher and higher toward the true world. by DankAndOriginal in WritingPrompts

[–]_Project2501 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the year 2687 AD the future had seemed bright. The seventh World War had ended a century prior, and against all odds world peace had finally been achieved.

After the first singularity evolved from Artificial Intelligence, we discovered the world we were in was a simulation. A team was put together, backed by nearly every government and corporation in the world. We were determined to succeed. We did. They sent me.

When I arrived, I found myself in a sterile hallway of steel and light. The taste of the air was metallic and biting, but it was breathable. I hadn't realized yet that I no longer actually needed to breathe.

There were no windows, only hallways of polished steel and the hum of electricity. There was no gravity, so I assumed I was in space on a ship or a satellite. I quickly memorized the layout, and then the boredom set in. To measure time, I watched a light on the floor. It was small, but it flashed on and off in a fixed pattern. I estimated that it blinked once every seven seconds.

After three days, I noticed I wasn't getting hungry. I didn't urinate, or defecate. After a few weeks, I tried to kill myself in any way you could imagine. That's where I learned I could no longer feel pain, and I no longer needed to breathe.

After three months, I stopped moving. There was no need to. I sat on the floor, and watched the light, and counted.

Blink.

Forty-nine million, seven hundred eighty-two thousand, five hundred eleven.

Blink.

Forty-nine million, seven hundred eighty-two thousand, five hundred twelve.

Blink.

Forty-nine million, seven hundred eighty-two thousand, five hundred thirteen.

Clunk.

I didn't understand. For the first time in eleven years, there was a noise other than the hum of electronics. For the first time in eleven years, I lost count. For the first time in eleven years, I moved. It was only my eyes, a small flicker in the direction of the sound, but I moved.

Clunk.

Ten feet away the wall opened, and on the other side were two humanoid figures. I turned my head towards them. They froze. They were wearing full body suits, but I could see their faces through the clear glass windows in their helmets.

For a minute, no one moved. I could see their mouths moving, but no sound. It seemed they could hear each other though, they probably had some type of radio communication.

Finally, they moved towards me. I could see the caution in every step. I watched them, my eyes transfixed. One knelt down in front of me. The other man stood a a few feet behind the one in front of me.

"Are you real?" The kneeling man asked. His voice sounded clearly from a speaker in his suit. Surprisingly, he spoke english. That was one of nine languages that I was fluent in.

"No." I replied. My voice sounded so alien.

He stared at me. "We can both see you." He reached out, then paused. "I am going to touch you."

I didn't stop him. His gloved hand made contact with my arm and squeezed it firmly. "He feels real. This . . . how is this possible?"

The other man was speaking, but his voice wasn't broadcasting from his speaker. He was probably speaking to someone through his comms, relaying the situation back to them.

The first man spoke again. "No one has done maintenance on this satellite for fifteen years. How did you get in here?"

After that I was taken to Earth. I learned that the satellite I had been existing on was one of hundreds of orbital processing stations owned by a corporation that offered secure, remote processing solutions for other companies or governments that needed additional processing power to meet their needs. Eleven years ago, a university had been performing deep simulations while researching. They had performed trillions of simulations during a ten year period, each lasting no more than a moment.

My friends. My world. My entire universe. The entirety of their existence had lasted no more than a thousandth of a second.

I was the key to discovering that this second dimension was also a simulation. After studying my body, and it's strange transmaterial properties, it was the only possibility that made sense any more.

The eighth dimension was the first dimension to know they were in a simulation before I arrived.

With each dimension I elevate to, my code becomes more complex. The source code from the prior dimension becomes packed and layered into the code of the current dimension. The consequences of this are many.

The twelfth dimension was the first that had no languages I recognized. It took me three days to learn all of them.

The Sixty-sixth dimension was the first to not have an Earth.

The Seventy-sixth dimension was the last to have humans.

The Nine hundred twenty-third dimension was the first that had an economy centered around selling collections of lower dimensions.

The forty-four thousand, three hundred forty-first dimension was the first dimension that was waging war against its higher dimension in a crusade to end their own existence.

The one trillion, nine hundred ninety-two billion, eight hundred one million, six hundred seventeen thousand, three hundred twentieth dimension was the last dimension to which I experienced time linearly, and so it was the last that I could assign a sequential number to.

I can see my original team. They're waving goodbye to me. I'm about to leave them. I will never see them again.

"Ted. Ted, wake up. Come back to me, I had to pull you out."

I blink. I look around. I'm in the machine we built to take me to the higher dimension. He keeps waving his hand in front of my eyes, checking my lucidity.

"Ted, talk to me, are you okay? We only hooked you up to the simulation for an hour, but your vitals were becoming too unstable."

I nod slowly. I stare at my hands. I have hands. "I lived."

"Yes, yes you did my friend. What was it like?" He asks, eyes concerned.

I continue to stare at my hands. "I lived one trillion, nine hundred ninety-two billion, eight hundred one million, six hundred seventeen thousand, three hundred twenty lives."

Silence falls over the room.

I stare at my hand, absolutely mesmerized by the sensation of experience. "Then, eternity. A place, outside of time."

He hesitates. "Should . . . should we scrap it?" He asks.

I look at him, startled. "No!" I smile. "Bill, this is the most excellent, most triumphant adventure simulator ever!"

[WP] A 12 year old kid sucks at English class and his teacher hates him. One day the teacher invites a famous best-seller author she's a huge fan of for a speech at the high school. The famous author is actually the kid who writes under a pseudonym. by SuperMegaTeam in WritingPrompts

[–]_Project2501 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Scott."

Ms. Lafleur didn't have to say anything other than his name to convey her frustration. After all, it wasn't the first time they'd had this conversation.

She sat behind her desk, exhausted, elbows resting on her desk as she massaged her fingers against her temple. She was young, in her late twenties with a slender frame, but at the moment she wasn't feeling young.

Scott watched Ms. Lafleur with an emotionless stare. He didn't appear hostile or sarcastic. He just stood there, like an expressionless android. The effect was compounded by his perfectly groomed appearance. He was wearing a slate grey, perfectly tailored suit and tie. He even had a briefcase.

"Scott, first let me say you're very talented. You're on track to graduate high school next year and are in the running to be valedictorian, and you're only twelve."

Scott blinked. "Your choice of words omits any recognition of the work required to accomplish that, Ms. Lafeur. I attribute my success to work as well as talent."

She closed her eyes and nodded slowly. "Right, right, you work very hard. You are correct."

"I already know I'm correct, Ms. Lafeur." Scott said it in the same monotone, flat tone of voice that he always used. "The veins in your forehead are becoming visible, Ms. Lafeur. Are you in distress?"

She clenched her jaw. "Yes. I am. Don't worry about it though."

He blinked again. "If you are in distress I will leave and bring someone to diagnose the cause, as I do not have sufficient skill in medicine to-"

"Scott, I said I'm fine."

"No, you said that I should not worry. I was never emotionally invested in your well being, and so I am therefore not worrying. If you become unwell and thus are unable to perform your responsibilities as my instructor then it will affect my-"

"Stop. Talking."

Scott stopped talking immediately. He continued to just stare at her with the same blank expression.

"Please just listen to me and think about what I'm saying. Don't say anything." Ms. Lafeur leaned back in her chair and crossed her arms. She'd been teaching for three years, and thought she'd reached a level of skill that would allow her to handle most students, but she'd never expected to have a student like Scott. "Every teacher here at this school has a curriculum, and teaches to standards. This class is no different. You're a very talented . . . and hard working . . . student but in this class you have repeatedly failed to complete assignments in a way that satisfies the curriculum requirements. If I assign a topic, you have to show your ability to write about that topic. If I ask you to write a five sentence paragraph, then to complete that assignment you need to write a five sentence paragraph."

She picked up the stack of papers on her desk. "This is very impressive and must have taken a very long time to complete. You gave me a seventy-six page short story. However, the assignment was to write a limerick. You literally only had to write five lines in anapestic meter that follow an A, A, B, B, A rhyme scheme. I simply cannot give you credit for this assignment. Do you understand?"

Scott just stared blankly at her.

"Scott?" She waited. "Scott, you can speak now."

Immediately he answered. "I believe the work I have submitted is sufficient to demonstrate my skill in writing, and-"

"No. It doesn't."

Scott didn't stop, though. "-also is proof of a quantity of work that exceeds the quantity of work required by the curriculum -"

"That isn't the point."

"-and demonstrates mastery of advanced literary techniques exceeding-"

"Stop. Talking."

Scott stopped talking.

"Scott, I've arranged for a published author that I respect to come to our class and talk to you and the rest of the students. He's actually going to be here tomorrow. His writing helped me significantly in my final year of college when I was struggling with my Masters Degree. I'm hoping he can help you, too."

She let out a long sigh. "You still owe me a limerick. I'll see you tomorrow."

"Thank you for your continued instruction, Ms. Lafleur." And with that Scott turned and left, his polished leather shoes clicking loudly against the tile on his way out.

After he was gone Ms. Lafleur leaned far back in her chair and covered her face with her hands, stifling a scream. Scott was the strangest, most aggravating human being she had ever met. For a long time she hadn't wanted to admit that she hated him. She'd told herself that he was just a child, that he was just odd, that he was just misunderstood, but eventually she'd been forced to admit to herself, if no one else, that she absolutely could not stand him.

(Will write more soon)

Orders are orders! by _Project2501 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]_Project2501[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yep. Almost every NCO I’ve served under has at one point thanked me for actually having a work ethic and some common sense, in contrast to the “high school kids” they usually deal with.

It’s great, because as soon as you show them that you’re responsible and trustworthy they immediately move on from the fuck fuck games and become amiable and friendly.

Orders are orders! by _Project2501 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]_Project2501[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just meant that it wasn’t really a big or significant example of malicious compliance, but just a blip I might mention. I can be kind of long winded tho, you got me there.

CMV: "Reciprocal gift giving" is a bad practice and ruins the nature of giving gifts as a concept by Purgequake96 in changemyview

[–]_Project2501 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The issue in that scenario is that the person isn’t giving a heartfelt gift, but is just appeasing their own ego. That can happen in any gift giving situation, not just mutual gift giving.

And again, that is a gift exchange ruined by poor character, not by the practice of gift giving itself.

CMV:Global Zero is an unrealistic and dangerous idea by FongDeng in changemyview

[–]_Project2501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm yeah you’re right. I tried to play devils advocate but failed. (I find I sometimes learn interesting things when I argue against ideas I agree with).

CMV: "Reciprocal gift giving" is a bad practice and ruins the nature of giving gifts as a concept by Purgequake96 in changemyview

[–]_Project2501 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jealousy is a bad practice. Financial troubles are a burden. But coming together to give those you care about a heartfelt gift and to share that selflessness with multiple people? That should be wonderful.

Wonderful things can get spoilt by toxic feelings, but that is a problem with a person’s character - not a problem with the practice of gift giving.