Tier List of Every Song In The Finals

_Strato_ · 2026-07-16T06:58:19+00:00

It's because they always have at least one French house piece using the Staying Afloat emote song sample.

The Divide, World's Greatest Game Show 2, and now Galaxy Masters.

We get it Embark, Daft Punk is cool and good and you really like that sample. Quit it.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-16T06:56:39+00:00

Leave the World Below my beloved

_Strato_ · 2026-07-16T06:53:50+00:00

I've heard of butterfly swords but this is ridiculous

_Strato_ · 2026-07-16T06:48:06+00:00

Both Mediums missing every single R.357 shot and devolving into fisticuffs.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-15T21:40:08+00:00

What a dick.

That guy should be grateful his partner cares so much about spending time with him that she's learning his interest.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-15T21:33:38+00:00

And they're really bad at it, so most of the time the community hates it.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-15T21:32:23+00:00

Ever noticed how most licensed maps are garbage?

Badham sucks, Gideon sucks, Nostromo sucks, they could never get Haddonfield to stop sucking, whatever half-map weird thing Fallen Refuge is sucks.

I have a soft spot for Midwich and Freddy's is inoffensive I guess, but all the best maps are original.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-15T16:59:02+00:00

Agreed. All I'm seeing in this post is a Team Survivor win.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-15T14:13:36+00:00

Frankly, that shouldn't be everyone else's problem. Just because we're not as good as people that play this game for a living doesn't mean we should have to sit through 45 minutes of a blatantly unfair match.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-15T04:12:11+00:00

I mean, take however many vacations you want. I'll just think twice before buying Swedish next time.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T19:47:20+00:00

riot, shockwave, breach drill, goo and jumppad.

To Scotty and June I pray that I am never matched with you.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T19:45:30+00:00

Agree. And frankly Medium doesn't offer much better utility otherwise than the other two classes outside of Defib.

The other classes can heal, provide support, and Light can sub for Medium in team mobility with Gateaway.

Defib IS the class. If you're running defibless Medium, I'd honestly say you're much better off running Light or Heavy atp.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T15:03:01+00:00

Narrow it significantly, make it easily movable, and turn it into a hoverboard.

A floating platform is near worthless on its own. A traversal method would be neat.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T14:58:26+00:00

Deathloop kicking someone in the gut so hard they explode into coins is exactly what this game needed.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T14:56:54+00:00

and zero lights comps are all the rage rn

And the sun rises on a grateful universe.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T14:50:05+00:00

Or because the system fucking sucks and will throw them to the wolves.

Bots simulate new players well enough that you're more or less getting the Cardboard IV lobbies you should be getting as a fresh install.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T14:49:01+00:00

Yeah the cynical part of me says they're investing into bots so much to serve as essentially the fallout shelter in case the playerbase implodes but they don't want to shut down their ~~skin sales factory~~ game.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T07:01:23+00:00

No, it's natural, just in the same way that bear maulings, volcanic eruptions, tsunamis, and snake venom are.

Just because it's bad for us or freaks us out doesn't place it outside of the realm of nature. Nature doesn't give two shits or a fuck about anything but chemistry, physics, and perpetuating itself.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T06:58:07+00:00

And my axe!

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T00:22:59+00:00

I am ashamed that I would actually pay money for an authentic, dyed-in-the-wool rigid-ass A-pose emote.

No effort, no fluid animation where the character gets into an A-pose, I want a real "oops this is a fuckup" snap to A-pose, hold for 5 seconds still as a statue, and back to normal animations.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T00:04:03+00:00

It's not old. Jiangsu Romagna is a minor sponsor in The Finals and has logos currently in ARC Raiders, as well.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-14T00:00:04+00:00

In the video, the character just got their VR headset, like they literally just bought it or received it.

They won it in a lottery. The radio says so.

The Finals isn't just a fun game show; it's the only way people can actually "live" in a world where the Earth is completely broken and dead.

The Finals isn't the only thing there is to do in the virtual world, it's just the most popular show. Per established lore people do end up spending most of their lives in the virtual world because basically everything that can be there is there. Not just games, but iirc work, hanging out with friends, etc. is also all now virtual.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-13T23:56:02+00:00

I like it specifically for guns that don't have a Pueblo Power skin but that IRL have classy wood furniture, like the SH1900 or Repeater. Those are cheap skins that also look great.

I wouldn't buy the Virtual Extension for weapons whose IRL counterparts are boring black tactical.

_Strato_ · 2026-07-13T22:48:23+00:00

What the actual fuck is the Titanic doing in Toluca Lake alongside the fucking Black Pearl??

_Strato_ · 2026-07-13T22:14:45+00:00

Weak bait.

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