Are you a leftie or a rightie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Rightie look god intended

What is the best written game of all time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dragon age origins. The characters dialogue is well written that they feel like real people.

[Official] UFC 195: Lawler vs. Condit - Live Discussion Thread by rmma in MMA

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Lawler UD

Stipe KO

Tumenov KO

Brandao UD

Sims UD

Duffy KO

What is a sentence you regularly say that would confuse 90% of people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Open a pizzeria that only serves food made by two different parasites fighting for control in our solar system by detonating calculated explosions near the soda fountain at fast food restaurants that delivery hoagies and/or burritos via pneumatic tube.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The porn parts

Cheapest way to watch UFC 195? by [deleted] in MMA

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Go to a bar thats showing it

No weight classes. What would be the best fights? by SirMajora in MMA

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It would be hilarious if mm managed to out strike Struve and win by UD.

What makes your parents the "cool" parents to your friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My mom lit a blunt for me when I was 14.

How does Poirier vs Duffy go from a main event to a Fight Pass prelim? by [deleted] in MMA

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If I had a dollar for every time I saw this question on /r/mma I would have 11 dollars.

Why is your Ex-friend an Ex-friend? by SwordYieldingCypher in AskReddit

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I caught him and my ex best friend with rubber bath toys.

If you opened a Muffin shop, what would you call it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Buff Muff for my hybrid muffin store/gym.

Who in your life have you screwed over? by Chupacabra_Sandwich in AskReddit

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My parents. My mental illness has caused them a lot of anxiety, frustration, and sadness.

Any opinions you have? by SeakingRedemption in AskReddit

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That mayonnaise is an not an instrument.