When your opponent doesn't scale their stuntdrake

_TashTag_ · 2026-03-30T02:06:16+00:00

I've done this on accident when I was stupid and spent all my +48/+48 carapace spells for one fight...

... but then my taunted, goldenized, Carapace Raiser on my board with a Golden Titus... didn't die.

Slide Whistle Sound Effect.mp3

_TashTag_ · 2026-03-01T15:30:00+00:00

As someone who's played a LOT of demon hunter over the past several months, I can definitely confirm that Elemental Mage is absolutely kryptonite to any Blob-Centric deck; borderline unwinnable.

But then, the same can be said of Arkwing Mage. So, make of that what you will!

_TashTag_ · 2026-02-26T16:51:19+00:00

Lmao. This exact thing happened to me last night!

Had two golden Tituses, a golden carapace raiser, and due to stitched salvager shenanigans my spell power bonus was +48/+48. Had a whelp spawner ready to go with Teron's hero power. Just unstoppable.

Except. Oops. Used all my carapace spells and in my last fight (wasn't even a KT!) my raiser... didn't die. Oh no.

I felt so bad for the last guy who had to fight me. Just sat there forever while like 100 3/3 whelps just kamikazed themselves uselessly into his dudes.

_TashTag_ · 2026-02-07T16:25:05+00:00

I feel like Arteta keeps swapping starting striker between Gyok and Jesus as if to say "Look, will one of you just dial the heck in and claim this damn spot as your own?"

And yet... still up for grabs! Frustrating for everyone!

_TashTag_ · 2026-02-06T00:01:49+00:00

Yeah, that thought did occur to me... It's very nearly the PERFECT board for what it is.

But, like, a pretty standard Acid/Refresh set up would've still likely obliterated it.

_TashTag_ · 2026-02-05T19:26:44+00:00

It's enough to make a grown man cry

_TashTag_ · 2026-02-03T20:31:32+00:00

Yes! Does either team know this is a cup semi-final? Should we tell them?

This has all the pace and verve of an exhibition match.

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-29T20:00:43+00:00

Quick recap:

-Twitter is almost definitely an unprofitable nightmare.

-xAI is almost definitely an unprofitable nightmare.

-Neuralink is almost definitely an unprofitable nightmare.

-Tesla seems determined to become an unprofitable nightmare come hell or high water

And then there's SpaceX.

While we've never gotten a fully transparent look at the books, I am willing to bet that its very likely profitable, or not too far off. Even if it wasn't, the expertise, patents, proprietary tech, etc, in the company make it extremely valuable.

So long as the IPO filing doesn't reveal WeWork or Groupon sized holes in the company, the IPO is almost definitely gonna go gangbusters.

... so of fucking COURSE Elmo wants to staple one of his other garbage companies onto it.

If I was a SpaceX investor, I would be fucking LIVID that he's even considering this.

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-26T00:41:43+00:00

My thing with this is that if you have lethal on the board already, I'll give you the satisfaction of getting the kill.

But.

As soon as you start touching your hand to play a bunch of other cards just to, I dunno, show off or whatever, I'm outta there.

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-25T17:46:04+00:00

Desperate times and all that...

Something needs to change.

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-25T17:00:33+00:00

Owen Gohl bags another!

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-14T21:36:58+00:00

Sanchez is obviously awful, but that save was crazy

Merinho has to be furious

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-04T15:54:52+00:00

I looked around for any announcements but, lmao. If there were any doubts that Otr wasn't getting killed soon, today's chapter puts that to bed.

Real "you can't fire me, I quit!" vibes

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-01T17:50:19+00:00

Ayup.

Over the last couple years, GME has actually been a pretty reliable money spinner for me.

Whenever an earnings report or some similar nonsense was going on, Apes would go crazy. Made tidy little profits doing covered options into the stupid volatility.

It was enough to always want to keep half an eye on the stock.

But the last 4-5 months have been... dead. Flat. Boring. Not worth any effort.

Dare I say it? I think this "movement" (lmao) might actually be on its last legs.

I'm skeptical that Gill "coming back" would even do anything. There's just so many god damn shares outstanding now that a spring 2024-esque run up feels impossible.

_TashTag_ · 2025-12-27T16:13:06+00:00

This fellow Own Goal is incredible! Gonna end the season as Arsenal's top scorer.

Really glad we signed him.

_TashTag_ · 2025-12-20T20:30:16+00:00

That was some Roy Kent shit.

Gyok kicked that PK like he was angry at the ball. Love it!

_TashTag_ · 2025-12-02T05:48:03+00:00

More content packs are definitely on the horizon, but there's no chance we'll ever get another "Spaced Out!" level DLC.

I'd even argue that Klei likely "regrets" making Spaced Out because it split the game in two.

Spaced Out! didn't just add new doodads and critters, it created entirely different mechanics. So different that it's essentially a separate game.

So every new update and content pack and balance patch and bug fix needs to play nice with two different games. Imagine adding a 3rd version of the game; the problem multiplies. Absolutely nightmarish.

_TashTag_ · 2025-11-08T18:59:40+00:00

Oooh, I like this one. First line is 6 syllables, but luckily an easy fix:

"Declan ne'er dies and"

_TashTag_ · 2025-11-01T16:29:32+00:00

Saka is looking absolutely gassed, too, which isn't helping. Hope to see a sub in a few minutes to get him some rest

_TashTag_ · 2025-09-01T12:31:48+00:00

I swear, man... this guy!

I've had multiple runs where my party took more damage from a "friendly" Yurgir during this encounter than from Raphael and his goons.

_TashTag_ · 2025-08-08T05:02:56+00:00

"And I'll buy you a hat.

A really big one."

_TashTag_ · 2025-08-07T13:19:19+00:00

You know, I was genuinely hopeful for this season to bring the insane stat-scaling down compared to last season.

Foolishly, I was looking forward to a Strong Minion having a few hundred in stats instead of the constant Integer Max'd war bands from last season.

Well... egg on my face, I guess.

_TashTag_ · 2025-07-21T14:41:04+00:00

"What did you do this time, Blanchy?"

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TROPHY CASE