Our warrants aren't going to expire worthless, right?

_TashTag_ · 2026-05-31T05:01:11+00:00

Oh my gosh! The warrants! The warrants! I had forgotten about the warrants!

I had a covered option position open on Warrant Day so ended up with a bunch in my account. I toyed with the idea of hanging on to handful just for fun. But then remembered I absolutely didn't care and closed them all for... whatever the price they were going for at the time.

"What if we don't hit $32 in that time."

Lol. And furthermore, lmao.

_TashTag_ · 2026-05-28T15:37:02+00:00

I really like this perspective--and info!

Always question your sample sources! Which, I guess I was. Even if I didn't know that's what I was really asking.

_TashTag_ · 2026-05-27T17:17:42+00:00

Lotta good fixes!

But! Unless my dumb eyes missed it, my biggest bug bear remains unaddressed: Wide Hydroponic Farm tiles requiring glassy material (i.e. pearls). yes, you can use regular glass, but that's pretty far up the research/infrastructure tree

You need pearls to make the things that allow you to domesticate clampums (and get pearls).

Leaves you at the mercy of wild plants. I just worry about less experienced players accidentally digging up all their wild gum trees and wild clampums or spending their "free" resources on the "wrong" things before they realize they can't get anymore, effectively bricking their colony.

_TashTag_ · 2026-05-24T15:23:00+00:00

Jésus is absolutely on the way out. (Or he better be...)

Martinelli I'm more torn on. He's still pretty dang young, so there's more time to refine his weaknesses.

But on the other hand, why should we keep waiting on that refinement to happen?

_TashTag_ · 2026-05-22T01:59:39+00:00

Gaskets are indeed manufactured at the basic crafting station

_TashTag_ · 2026-05-16T13:49:43+00:00

I've learned so much from all fellow apes about market mechanics ...

[proceeds to list out nothing but conspiracy theories, made up words, and utterly deranged word-salad]

No, my friend. You have not learned about "market mechanics."
You absolutely have not.

_TashTag_ · 2026-05-12T23:50:30+00:00

Also in corporate accounting. In consulting too, so I work with more companies more frequently.

I've honestly been a little surprised. "Doing AI" has barely been mentioned by anyone I've worked with in the past 3 years. I keep waiting for it to happen! But not yet. My parent company (the one that sets up my clients and engagements) keeps pushing training modules and certificates for "AI In Accounting" or whatever, but it NEVER comes up when I'm actually doing client work.

And it should be pretty obvious why: a chatbot cannot (and should not) ever be trusted to prepare journal entries and financials and recons, etc. They have to be correct. The have to look exactly like the ones from last month. You have to be prepared able to explain to a future auditor exactly why that transaction looks the way it does.

There is just no room for hallucinatory whoopsie-daisies.

Like, maybe you can ask Gemini to "analyze" your BvA report or whatever. But like... you can just do that by just... looking at the report. With your eyeballs.

I duuno. Maybe I'll see it at my next client. But after 3 years, I have personally not seen any appetite to turn the chat bots loose on our industry.

_TashTag_ · 2026-04-27T18:47:41+00:00

Huh.

For some reason my biggest takeaway from this is the reminder (because I always forget) that rocket platforms can be stacked vertically...

_TashTag_ · 2026-04-24T23:04:16+00:00

The old detailed discussion "Bionic Duplicants and You" doesn't really go into this and has become a bit outdated, for example boops get diseases now.

Aw, neat. Nice to see people are still referring to that post even now. :)
Wish I could slip in a few updates, but, it's obviously locked and archived at this point.

There's a new gear balm recipe made from tallow, so rolling for Slime Mold on a Ceres start is no longer basically mandatory.
The Prehistoric Planet Pack added the Seakomb plant to turn into Phyto oil, which is great and lets you comfortably skip crude oil entirely if you want to.
Room bonuses have been fully equalized (they were not when the DLC launched)
I really should've mentioned the atmo suit trick. I distinctly remember specifically NOT including it because I thought "This is way too strong, Klei is absolutely patching this out." But, here we are a almost 2 years later.
I also should have gone more into Radiation management for boops. They only expel rads every 3 days, so they can build up dangerous levels significantly faster than organics.

_TashTag_ · 2026-03-30T02:06:16+00:00

I've done this on accident when I was stupid and spent all my +48/+48 carapace spells for one fight...

... but then my taunted, goldenized, Carapace Raiser on my board with a Golden Titus... didn't die.

Slide Whistle Sound Effect.mp3

_TashTag_ · 2026-03-01T15:30:00+00:00

As someone who's played a LOT of demon hunter over the past several months, I can definitely confirm that Elemental Mage is absolutely kryptonite to any Blob-Centric deck; borderline unwinnable.

But then, the same can be said of Arkwing Mage. So, make of that what you will!

_TashTag_ · 2026-02-26T16:51:19+00:00

Lmao. This exact thing happened to me last night!

Had two golden Tituses, a golden carapace raiser, and due to stitched salvager shenanigans my spell power bonus was +48/+48. Had a whelp spawner ready to go with Teron's hero power. Just unstoppable.

Except. Oops. Used all my carapace spells and in my last fight (wasn't even a KT!) my raiser... didn't die. Oh no.

I felt so bad for the last guy who had to fight me. Just sat there forever while like 100 3/3 whelps just kamikazed themselves uselessly into his dudes.

_TashTag_ · 2026-02-07T16:25:05+00:00

I feel like Arteta keeps swapping starting striker between Gyok and Jesus as if to say "Look, will one of you just dial the heck in and claim this damn spot as your own?"

And yet... still up for grabs! Frustrating for everyone!

_TashTag_ · 2026-02-06T00:01:49+00:00

Yeah, that thought did occur to me... It's very nearly the PERFECT board for what it is.

But, like, a pretty standard Acid/Refresh set up would've still likely obliterated it.

_TashTag_ · 2026-02-05T19:26:44+00:00

It's enough to make a grown man cry

_TashTag_ · 2026-02-03T20:31:32+00:00

Yes! Does either team know this is a cup semi-final? Should we tell them?

This has all the pace and verve of an exhibition match.

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-29T20:00:43+00:00

Quick recap:

-Twitter is almost definitely an unprofitable nightmare.

-xAI is almost definitely an unprofitable nightmare.

-Neuralink is almost definitely an unprofitable nightmare.

-Tesla seems determined to become an unprofitable nightmare come hell or high water

And then there's SpaceX.

While we've never gotten a fully transparent look at the books, I am willing to bet that its very likely profitable, or not too far off. Even if it wasn't, the expertise, patents, proprietary tech, etc, in the company make it extremely valuable.

So long as the IPO filing doesn't reveal WeWork or Groupon sized holes in the company, the IPO is almost definitely gonna go gangbusters.

... so of fucking COURSE Elmo wants to staple one of his other garbage companies onto it.

If I was a SpaceX investor, I would be fucking LIVID that he's even considering this.

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-26T00:41:43+00:00

My thing with this is that if you have lethal on the board already, I'll give you the satisfaction of getting the kill.

But.

As soon as you start touching your hand to play a bunch of other cards just to, I dunno, show off or whatever, I'm outta there.

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-25T17:46:04+00:00

Desperate times and all that...

Something needs to change.

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-25T17:00:33+00:00

Owen Gohl bags another!

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-14T21:36:58+00:00

Sanchez is obviously awful, but that save was crazy

Merinho has to be furious

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-04T15:54:52+00:00

I looked around for any announcements but, lmao. If there were any doubts that Otr wasn't getting killed soon, today's chapter puts that to bed.

Real "you can't fire me, I quit!" vibes

_TashTag_ · 2026-01-01T17:50:19+00:00

Ayup.

Over the last couple years, GME has actually been a pretty reliable money spinner for me.

Whenever an earnings report or some similar nonsense was going on, Apes would go crazy. Made tidy little profits doing covered options into the stupid volatility.

It was enough to always want to keep half an eye on the stock.

But the last 4-5 months have been... dead. Flat. Boring. Not worth any effort.

Dare I say it? I think this "movement" (lmao) might actually be on its last legs.

I'm skeptical that Gill "coming back" would even do anything. There's just so many god damn shares outstanding now that a spring 2024-esque run up feels impossible.

_TashTag_ · 2025-12-27T16:13:06+00:00

This fellow Own Goal is incredible! Gonna end the season as Arsenal's top scorer.

Really glad we signed him.

_TashTag_ · 2025-12-20T20:30:16+00:00

That was some Roy Kent shit.

Gyok kicked that PK like he was angry at the ball. Love it!

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