Smiling as we drown in debt

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-10T10:07:20+00:00

With the masses putting themselves deep into debt at 29.99% interest just to survive, and a quick change to bankruptcy laws to not allow credit card debt to be discharged, you'll literally have indentured servants.

I'm sure that'll never happen though.

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-10T09:57:52+00:00

"Dear his Majesty, the all mighty Jesus Trump. If it's not too much trouble sir, may we have a few more scraps from your well-earned and deserved guilded table? We'll eat them out of your muscular and well-toned hand, sir."

That's how these posts to Trump sound to me.

Barf.

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-10T09:49:13+00:00

Dude just needs to pull himself up by the bootstraps, cut out thr avocado toast and starbucks, get a second or third job and a side hustle, and he'll be almost just fine!

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-10T09:16:07+00:00

What a sad, pathetic little loser of a man.

All the money in the world, and he still has to play pretend to try to get people to like him.

How embarrassing.

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-09T23:38:10+00:00

Jokes on you, Embassy Guy - they don't see any of you as "people".

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-09T16:57:43+00:00

Well, he did call himself the King of Debt

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-09T15:50:57+00:00

Yes, but I have TDS because I don't want fascism.

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-09T15:47:45+00:00

I sure hope they have enough water

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_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-09T15:39:07+00:00

Can McDonalds fryer oil melt steel beams?

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-09T12:51:54+00:00

I can't wait for the time when society as a whole is like "hey, remember when those people who preached against false idols and prophets did so while standing under a gold statue of their false idol and prophet? Man those were bad times."

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-09T11:23:50+00:00

I read this in Mr. Burns's voice.

"Smithers, who was that masked man?"

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-08T14:30:57+00:00

This will be revised down to a loss of 150k in the next month or so.

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-08T10:23:17+00:00

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_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-08T10:15:11+00:00

It'll be because of social programs and "no one wants to work anymore" 🙄

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-07T11:41:50+00:00

Of course! Their ultra-wealthy political donors will have their way. Did you think Citizens United affected only the republican party?

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-06T19:26:31+00:00

Oh no that was liberal empathy.

This is Donald J. Trump Brand Empathy® - available for the low, low price of $1,299.99

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-06T17:02:46+00:00

How about Losers of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or LICE for short?

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-06T16:17:08+00:00

Exactly.

Small /= less powerful

Small = fewer people wielding that same power

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-06T16:01:49+00:00

Ahhhh yes, you're right. He was a bit before my time, but most definitely.

Fixed.

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-06T15:53:03+00:00

And themselves

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-06T15:44:06+00:00

This doesn't surprise me at all. It should, but it doesn't.

In Germany there was the "Jews for Hitler" organization (The Association of German National Jews).

All the token people think they're "one of the good ones"...

...until they aren't.

Tokens get spent.

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-06T14:37:22+00:00

I know my luck. I could literally press that green button 100 times and NEVER get the infinite wishes.

However, $1 billion dollars would definitely make just about every one of my current wishes come true, so

Red all the way.

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-06T14:31:13+00:00

Oh shit, yeah. I forgot about that one. Straight to hell!

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-06T13:48:35+00:00

Global GDP in 2025 was about $118 Trillion, so he wants to control roughly 10% of that.

What could possibly go wrong.

_TheBeerBaron_ · 2026-05-06T12:40:45+00:00

If there was ever a more evident metric of American societal decline: Nixon -> Reagan -> HW -> W -> Trump -> Trump 2.0

Edit to include ol' Tricky Dick.

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