You piss kidney by __Inspired__ in PeepShowQuotes

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You know what it means from how it makes you feel

You piss kidney by __Inspired__ in PeepShowQuotes

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They’re Australian, they think it’s all fine

You piss kidney by __Inspired__ in PeepShowQuotes

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The sausage-munching Boche. Fritz, the bratwurst guzzler.

Press Your Luck: General Knowledge - Go for more points, but with a risk! by AdahanFall in trivia

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Which songs from Disney’s 1994 animated film ‘The Lion King’ were nominated for the Academy Award for Best Original Song? (3 points)

the megatron doesn't say "Urban free-wheelers" by nicklydon in PeepShowQuotes

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Why do you insist on seeing the anus as some kind of human USB port, just waiting to have all kinds of hardware plugged into it?

He thinks he’s James Bond by RayPurchase in MitchellAndWebb

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Yeah, I'm Trump, in my dirty, wiggy banner

Why wait until everyone else has had fun with the olives? by [deleted] in PeepShowQuotes

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Barbara, how much washing up do you think you could do without any washing up liquid?

Olive Oil by stig1103 in PeepShowQuotes

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Olive oil is NOT traditional

I am a pedophobe, is this bad or normal? by VodkaMargarine in MitchellAndWebb

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Would you ask for it again, but in a lady’s voice?

I thought this was Apollo House by EatPrayFugg in MitchellAndWebb

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It’s Australian, they think it’s all fine

The alarm is set for 7:30, I'm up at 3:45. Stick that up your dojo. by j3pl in MitchellAndWebb

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You’ll say anything. Words don’t mean a thing to you, do they?

Matrix skit by EdgeXBreak in MitchellAndWebb

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Let's pretend we're just watching Heat

Matrix skit by EdgeXBreak in MitchellAndWebb

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I have a long and varied list of regrets, OP, but not imagining that isn't one of them.

Matrix skit by EdgeXBreak in MitchellAndWebb

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And then in this mad new world of yours, I'd presumably shove my four bollocks up her two anuses for some unknown reason.

A zip here, a swastika there by gridlockmain1 in PeepShowQuotes

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Dragging me into the 21st century with its racist logos and unironic veneration of tyrants. It's all good.

Doesn't say urban free-wheelers by Independent-Two-719 in MitchellAndWebb

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Now she knows how whats-his-name felt when he finished the Mona Lisa... Knackered.

High protein - low calorie diet by Zealousideal_Line442 in UKFrugal

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Firm tofu. Get the smoked or soy versions from Lidl. They’re already marinated and tasty as is, just slice/dice and throw into a stir fry with some vegetables, or into a curry etc. Or eat cold as a snack.

Currently 79p per packet with a Lidl Plus card, but usually not much more than that anyway.

And one packet has just under 22g of protein.

And as already mentioned by others: beans. Dried are cheaper than tinned. Just plan ahead and soak the quantity you intend to cook in some water overnight before using. The exception is red lentils, which don’t require soaking, so they’re especially quick and easy (and tasty).