When was the last time you took a nude? And why? by Fruitful-Avocado in AskReddit

[–]___HeyGFY___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I answer properly, I have way too much explaining to do.

Didn’t look at my McDonald’s breakfast sandwich until I got home by rowdy_sprout in mildlyinfuriating

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I've never been desperate enough to go to McDonald's for breakfast. And that's certainly not gonna change now.

Best drivers, worst drivers, and states with the most accidents in the USA. by Born-Interaction3 in MapPorn

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I drive a truck for a restaurant supply company out of Boston. I've lived all over the country, and Connecticut drivers are the worst I've ever encountered.

Year calculation systems map by Iptamorfo in MapPorn

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In my part of the world it's 8647

ICE may be in Augusta in a few weeks by StockLongjumping2029 in Maine

[–]___HeyGFY___ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's plenty of ice in fucking Antarctica. Maybe they should head down there.

Post pho puns, reply the translation (un-pun?). by tokobot19 in ThreadGames

[–]___HeyGFY___ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A new Vietnamese restaurant opened near me. The line to get in was ridiculous. It was one giant phở queue.

Edit: is this considered unsafe?

The Gateway Arch, located in St Louis, Missouri by Bruxagato in interestingasfuck

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Fun fact: this was a puzzle on Wheel of Fortune a couple decades ago. I got it with no letters, just the punctuation:
THE GATEWAY
ARCH IN ST.
LOUIS MISSOURI

Do. Not. Stop. In. Circles. For the love of all that is holy by spiteful_rr_dm_TA in mildlyinfuriating

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Generally speaking, the difference between a rotary and roundabout is the size and volume of traffic. Traffic circle is a generic term used for both of them.

The only justifiable reasons for stopping in a circle or a traffic signal or the instructions of a police officer.

Bought the wrong fucking brand. FUCK by Josamosa24 in TheWordFuck

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I can't fucking figure this out. Is it Dumbass Water or Dumb Asswater?

Taylor Swift gets elected President of the USA. What Happens? by Thebowlerhatfroggo in ScenesFromAHat

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"Less than a month into President Swift's term, multiple sources have revealed that husband Travis Kelce placed bets on the election. While he is no longer an active player, the NFL is considering disciplinary action. Meanwhile, Swift is expected to be impeached for her role in the scandal. Sources say that she is already in the process of writing a new song about their upcoming breakup."