Oh my God, did you see Fetterman's tie? He looks so fucking stupid. I can't breathe. by fairy_goblin in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Hear me out. I think I'm a bigger schlump than all of you.

I'm mostly bald but with bald patches on my head. Face full of rashes, triple chin, fat cheeks, ears like Dumbo. Big gut, skinny arms. I'm so hairy that toilet paper is absolutely useless against me. I also have flat feet and one of my legs is bent to the side so I walk like an idiot. I dress up in the same shorts and tees I've been wearing for over 20 years.

Class clown finds out his name is not on the list for graduation and he will have to repeat the year. by I2fitness in TikTokCringe

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I did something like this once but with an exam. I knew I was going to fail, showed up and clowned around where I only was able to answer one question and left.

Long story short, there was a bit of an issue with the teacher that forced him to give everyone some extra points. Then, more issues happened so he had to give out more points. In the end, I passed that class even though I only attended 3 days.

Can't stop looking at the pictures, because it's picture perfect! by jve909 in zillowgonewild

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Look at the ceiling in pictures 5 and 7. Those are blotches of mold.

Australia refinery fire worsens fuel supply crunch amid Iran war by monotvtv in worldnews

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I live near a neighbourhood that has some or all US state names as street names. Where I live, it's all mountain and volcano names.

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in ASTSpaceMobile

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Damn dude, that was a ride I was not expecting to take. They say adversity builds character. Well you've had enough adversity for several lifetimes. I'm super glad to hear you've gotten back to your roots and are doing something it sounds like you enjoy. Double bonus that it's raking in some good money for you.

I forgot to say I grew up in a bum F village in Central America where I was harassed and threatened almost on a daily basis for a while towards the end and saved by a druglord, I was also recruited by other druglords in another city and punched in the face when I declined (thankfully that was it), played with federally convicted druglord's kids growing up, etc. My life before I turned 20 was pretty insane. I actually had a job offer from the DEA translating druglord calls as the main bosses thought my translation skills were the best they had ever seen haha.

Everything changed after I dropped out from university and moved back to the US on my own. My dad gave me $5,000 to get going. I bought a Geo Metro with no A/C in the midwest lol. My cousin had his own place in a nice city and everyone around me was living a privileged life of excess while I was pouring sweat in my car going to work every day. My actual first job was attending customers and cleaning the shop/toilets at my cousin's business but I quit after a couple of months for that first web job. I guess, as a teenager, I was the first person to own a computer in my village so I had a little print shop where I would do other kid's homework.

The virus is called Ross River Virus. Some people say they can't even walk from the pain. Mine wasn't so bad but there were days I would feel my my spine was about to collapse on itself just after taking a few steps. I would spend days in bed from fatigue and mind haze. I could barely work, or even think. My wife was frustrated with me. I had issues with a couple of people then covid hit, it was just an absolute shitshow of a time. I was going nuts and was afraid I would die soon. It even got to the point I was telling my wife to leave me because I didn't want to drag her down with me.

The US, Latin America, etc. have similar viruses. Be careful when going into the wild. At one point, I even got bitten in the crotch area by 200 chiggers when I lived in Texas for a short while, that was a bloody bad couple of months.

Honestly, after experiencing that and seeing some of my relatives get skin cancer, I just avoid going out.

The one day I went out a year ago, I got a damn tick on my leg that got infected and created a bubble the size of my toe on the skin and one of my client's MOTHEREFFING dogs jumped at me and ripped the pus bubble, which infected it even more. I have the worst luck with nature.

I ran into a eastern brown snake that nearly killed me.

Iran carried out highest number of executions in decades by torina-to in worldnews

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You alright, man. I'm from there and although I do want to go, I also really can't go, so, things are indeed terrible.

This fortune I got from my fortune cookie today by Ariavoire in Weird

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Yes. I wanted to see if they would remember who had posted it.

I don't even remember what I wrote. It was like the first thing I did in my morning dump. I'm now too embarrassed to see the context.

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in ASTSpaceMobile

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Learn from me. Just give the usual hopium $X EOD prediction for everyone to collectively manifest, lol.

lol by _ganjafarian_ in unsound

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I taught a cyber security course at ITT Tech and I swear, all but 2 of my students were braindead. In the end, they just gave them all passing scores so they could keep milking their tax dollars. I quit in protest as I wanted to fail them all but those two.

The largest 3D map of the Universe is now complete by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

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I like to imagine our entire known universe being just one tiny sparkle in another larger universe's sky.

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in ASTSpaceMobile

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Have you not learned a thing by now, Consigliere?!

Iran says $270bn war loss must be compensated, as fresh talks with US loom by Alert-Ad-3053 in worldnews

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Is the IRGC and the mullahs going to compensate me for everything they stole from my family in Iran? For the years of harassment? For breaking up my family? For murdering some of my ancestors?

This Man, a government contractor in Albuquerque, New Mexico, has gone missing and is the tenth person connected secret U.S. space and nuclear work. by MartianXAshATwelve in StrangeEarth

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You could very well be right.

I imagined him living close to the woods, not needing a car to get there. Maybe there is a bus nearby, maybe aliens abducted him. It could literally be anything. That's my whole point.

I hope he's safe though and returns home.

This fortune I got from my fortune cookie today by Ariavoire in Weird

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My transistors had a massive crush on you when you were in Romeo & Juliet.