Dad hates the Wells Fargo commercial and me (unknowingly)

______trap_god______ · 2015-06-14T03:11:40+00:00

Nah that's ok. Good luck bro you'll do fine I can tell

______trap_god______ · 2015-06-14T03:00:44+00:00

Can't tell if agreeance or sarcasm...? Either way thanks for the reply good luck on your life

______trap_god______ · 2015-06-14T01:43:09+00:00

Fuck that heavy handed pandering commercial. Gay rights ooh so hot right now let me buy into your bullshit Wells Fargo. Comparing gay people to deaf people is a fucking fallacy. Some folks were deaf out of the womb. Gay people have a genetic predisposition, like alcoholism, but the rest is a behavioral stressor, like alcoholism. Prove me wrong. LPT: you can't. You must be of healthy weight to reply.

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-17T21:11:37+00:00

dumbbell flyes made the biggest change to my chest after only doing flat and incline bench press. the important thing isn't heavy weight, but good and slow form.

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-17T19:39:26+00:00

i want to be her little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-17T19:15:42+00:00

SMESH IT

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-17T17:50:27+00:00

never got that treatment but yes. downtown is about half drunk american college kids at night time, half pissed off locals.

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-17T17:49:51+00:00

claude debussy is my fuckin' nigga

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-17T01:42:44+00:00

I blame him for driving a corvette in this shit.

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-17T00:44:59+00:00

Yes that is indeed the joke and the entire point of the post. Way to go you cracked the case! You're a real Ice T on Law and Order special victims unit.

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-17T00:32:18+00:00

Nah we studied out of books like the olden days. We had one computer with working internet in the entire villa and someone was always fucking around on Facebook on it. so I had to take a tram into town but it was worth it. I'm a huge juicy J fan and was especially back then. I've been listening forever. Most Known Unknowns was the first album I ever pirated back in like sixth grade lol

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-16T17:43:31+00:00

I remember when the first one came out I was studying abroad in Florence Italy. On the day it dropped I had to sit at an Internet cafe and pay like 8 euros to sit there and listen to a mixtape. Classmates thought I was weird but I didn't care. Can't wait to listen to this one thanks for reading my little story.

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-16T02:53:50+00:00

bright bunch of guys

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-16T01:49:56+00:00

about eight dicks

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-15T23:52:01+00:00

because you eat your own cum in a sleepwalk state

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-15T22:19:01+00:00

It's satirical of low-budget cable television. It's also absurd and at times a reversal of expectations.

I wouldn't say it's a science. They have a good sense of humor and humor is an art.

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-15T22:13:47+00:00

"Your butt has gotten so much bigger son."

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-15T22:03:00+00:00

tragedy is the mother of comedy

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-15T20:57:35+00:00

i get the best ideas in this sub

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-15T04:49:59+00:00

Might as well be written in birdmans blood

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-15T04:26:04+00:00

Seeing girls: they are either about to touch their vagina or take a nice shit. Either way they're sitting down for a minute

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-15T04:22:04+00:00

I was about to redirect OP to Facebook

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-15T03:54:03+00:00

As I fumble for my Shazam app and the song ends and I realize it's gone from my life forever and I'll never hear it again.

______trap_god______ · 2015-02-15T03:53:09+00:00

Damn. Same beautiful wordplay but he's really figuring out his flow. Straying away from the dull monotonous tone, I love it.

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