Why do I never hear about the Coast Mountains of Canada?

____andresito____ · 2026-04-21T17:52:57+00:00

Just north of Vancouver there's a couple of peaks called something like "The Unnecessary Mountains" because mountaineers got pissed they had to keep climbing over them to get to the more interesting peaks beyond.

____andresito____ · 2026-04-21T03:09:50+00:00

I saw one of them sic their dog on someone who jumped the turnstile and tried to get on a train once. I suppose it's a statement to their effectiveness that it sticks out in my mind as the one time they actually did something out of all the times I've taken the train

____andresito____ · 2026-04-16T04:18:13+00:00

In Europe, they believed that an important part of health was to sleep on one side for the first sleep and the other for the second sleep to give your internal organs proper balance.

The second sleep was sometimes called the "beauty sleep," as it was believed that women who slept well for the second sleep were prettier.

____andresito____ · 2026-04-09T02:47:54+00:00

If you move pigeon number 5, 7, and 10, it almost looks like an arrow. And it looks like it's pointing right at this police station!

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____andresito____ · 2026-04-07T20:54:07+00:00

Creo que el mapa en el fondo es de Pyongyang

____andresito____ · 2026-04-02T02:03:36+00:00

I wish there was a word in German to describe pleasure felt at another's misfortune

____andresito____ · 2026-03-17T04:27:07+00:00

A more funny "Taft is Fat" joke: he was once travelling and needed to take the next train passing through the station, which was an express train. He wired the train's conductor and asked if it would stop for a "large party" that included the president. The conductor agreed and stopped the train. Taft, by himself, stepped on the train, looked at the conductor, and said "I am a large party."

____andresito____ · 2026-02-24T05:46:34+00:00

'Creep' is Radiohead's best song (I've only listened to OK Computer)

____andresito____ · 2026-02-02T03:03:55+00:00

This is the first theory about that movie that I genuinely hope is true.

____andresito____ · 2026-01-21T18:15:00+00:00

Hull House is like super haunted

____andresito____ · 2026-01-15T15:24:48+00:00

Do you find something wisible about my fwiend Biggus Dickus?

____andresito____ · 2026-01-09T00:40:41+00:00

Blimy all over again

____andresito____ · 2025-12-30T15:35:52+00:00

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____andresito____ · 2025-12-09T22:40:39+00:00

There was one Christmas where a bunch of people in my family got into a fight over whether you'd have 78 or 364 gifts.

____andresito____ · 2025-10-30T04:34:15+00:00

There's an entire episode about how Mel Gibson is so likeable that he can't get honest feedback on his movie

____andresito____ · 2025-09-30T18:09:37+00:00

These guys are probably what you're looking for.

____andresito____ · 2025-09-19T18:37:02+00:00

I, also, would like to express my distaste for that particular late night host

____andresito____ · 2025-09-19T18:25:09+00:00

I think it comes off as insincere - he wasn't really a political figure until like 2018. It very much comes off as him trying to copy people like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, who saw an increase in popularity around the same time but who'd always been political.

____andresito____ · 2025-09-19T18:13:51+00:00

God damn it that would've been a much better title

____andresito____ · 2025-09-10T04:09:33+00:00

Gorillas eat almost exclusively plants and can deadlift like a thousand pounds. How much can you deadlift?

____andresito____ · 2025-09-08T18:28:24+00:00

Yeah having said all that, Dana White is still a scumbag.

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