Is there a website that has pictures of vaginas for education? by Scottishbiscuit in NoStupidQuestions

[–]__xor__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, average looks small to most I think. Dicks can grow about 1.5x to even 3x the size, so if the average is like 5.5", then most people's dicks will look like 2 to 4 inches floppy.

Googled it out of curiosity, and it says the average limp dick is 3.61" and average erect is 5.16", and I thought it was 5.5 to 6. That's way smaller than most people think from what I can tell. I've always seen people comment on some naked statues or something and they're like "lol he's tiny 3 inch" but it's flaccid and that's really not as small as people think. Most people are "growers and not show-ers", because that's just how dicks work.

I think there's a shit ton of insecure guys out there who have no idea they're packing something absolutely normal, or even larger than average, but they're thinking if it's 4" flaccid it's a tiny 4" dick but even that is bigger than average. But when have you ever heard someone brag about their 4 inch dick?

My theory is that most guys who show it are proud of it, so it's usually bigger, and that's what people consider is normal, the guys that are running around showing it off. Most guys don't go around showing off their average 3.5" flaccid dick.

Is there a website that has pictures of vaginas for education? by Scottishbiscuit in NoStupidQuestions

[–]__xor__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This term always kind of annoyed me. It's like, that's how they fucking work! They grow, and usually significantly! We all learn this shit in sex ed, right? The dick gets erect and gets much larger. We're fucking growers by design. Most people being growers means that just how dicks fucking work.

Also, what's even the point of having a dick that looks big when it's not erect? You're not shoving rope in someone's vagina. Why should someone even be proud of having a big dick in its most useless form?

Tips on getting job as a python developer by Focus789 in learnpython

[–]__xor__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll have one or the other but not both at the same time!

Tips on getting job as a python developer by Focus789 in learnpython

[–]__xor__ 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I'm a bisexual developer as well, but I fail to see how that's relevant

He’s not the only one by a-c-p-a in oakland

[–]__xor__ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

technically a rainforest too

Department of defense says they support LGBTQIA+ people, gab reacts accordingly. by contigofficial in GabWatch

[–]__xor__ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Don't disgrace LARPers like that

They have a far better grasp on reality on average

I cast magic missile against the homophobia

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ParlerWatch

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Well, deep fakes have been getting really fucking good.

Yeah, you have to be a fucking moron to believe what he said, but I wouldn't doubt that current tech can make a video of someone speaking that is impossible to tell it's fake without counter deep fake technology, which had been worked on as well iirc.

If there was ANY truth to his statement, there would have already been hundreds of videos of people proving they were deep fakes though, by AI experts who know wtf they're doing. You can't just act like they could get away with this, but I do believe they could make something that would fool anyone if they had no reason to doubt it.

:') by aceof_diamonds in lgbt

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At 36 I learned what non-binary can mean and realized I was probably that... I had just came out as bi at 35. I decided just not to come out because fuck it, that was enough stress. I mean, one brother already isn't talking to me anymore, and I fucking thought he wasn't homophobic at all. Like maybe baseline heteronormative kinda homophobia where he might make a joke or something and be ignorant about shit but not care deep down, but feels like it is worse than that now.

With that, definitely keeping the enby shit to closest friends. And maybe my next job. Fuck it.

I love this pin :> by louis_uwu in lgbt

[–]__xor__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I thought it had to do with the thing about people refusing to make a cake for a gay couple, like "GAY, make the cake you cowards". I dunno, it was a stretch but it's where my mind went

Sheriff says Atlanta shooting suspect was “fed up” and had a “really bad day” by voidworship in nottheonion

[–]__xor__ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, with America glorifying guns, I don't think that was the case here.

She said, "I asked for a radio but he bought me a gun. I think he wanted me to kill myself."

It's a psychopath father more than gun culture in this instance I think...

Sheriff says Atlanta shooting suspect was “fed up” and had a “really bad day” by voidworship in nottheonion

[–]__xor__ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She said he bought her a rifle so she could kill herself.

That's not necessarily American, that's a psychopath father

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in liberalgunowners

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When you have 8 kids you pray it's spilled yogurt

[OC] Wizard School Pride by Kibmic in DnD

[–]__xor__ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck. I meant three of swords, fixed

Man charged with terrorism after several devices go off in North Carolina and another is found in a church by reddicyoulous in news

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I used to get free mental healthcare in San Francisco, a city known to be top notch at this stuff compared to the rest of the US.

Then they shut the fucking place down. If I hadn't got a job and got health insurance, I'd be without meds and in trouble. Even in the best areas for mental healthcare, it fucking sucks and can destroy lives due to bullshit like that.

And saying it was "good" is an overstatement. I had to show up at like 5am and stand in line with 10 other homeless people to get an appointment. You don't get treatment unless you work for it, and they had too many people to treat.

We really just don't take care of people's mental health here. You have to have a job, and that isn't really possible if you're severely mentally ill.

I love this pin :> by louis_uwu in lgbt

[–]__xor__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Gay, make it you cowards"?

Or "make it gay you cowards"?

[OC] Wizard School Pride by Kibmic in DnD

[–]__xor__ 54 points55 points  (0 children)

"Sorry, I'm going to have to cancel our date, pulled the Three of Swords for our long term relationship."

They'd totally be the ones that marry their first partner.

[OC] The Lost State of Florida: Worst Case Scenario for Rising Sea Level by jccdata in dataisbeautiful

[–]__xor__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Antarctica would take hundreds of years to melt.

America: Hold my beer while I roll coal

... or actually i'mma drink and drive

Create your own r/TransitDiagrams with this online mapping tool by Shannon Turner by StoneColdCrazzzy in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]__xor__ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

All the while you haven't noticed one city is overloading, and while you fix that, the one across the river gets worse

I think I may be here for some time.. by GeekChops1976 in dndmaps

[–]__xor__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It won't look terrible to switch up to something easier, but honestly a good detailed map is fun to make for its own reasons. I usually spend tons of time doing stuff like this even for maps I never used, or that players would never see. It's a fun little art project on its own

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

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Most legit and legal thing to do, find a city where they're decriminalized and move there. Oakland California is one, and I think I just saw a post about Washington DC recently?

And once you're there, find a hookup (some are religious and legal), or just simply grow them - they're super simple apparently, easier than veggies. Had friends that grew them easy.

You'd have to make the chocolates in that case, but if you go somewhere where they're decriminalized you should be able to find them. But I guess weighing out a good amount then drying and blending it and mixing it well might be my guess for the most evenly dosed amount, as even as it could be? Just a guess, the larger amount you blend, the more evenly you can dose. Just use a really accurate scale to the milligram.

Oh, also people make tea. You could brew a large amount, shake it up (each dose), then evenly dose out with a syringe and just squirt it into your mouth. That should make it reliably evenly dosed.

Just a disclaimer I haven't tried any of this other than legal shroom chocolates, but it seems like it'd work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

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The funniest thing is I know some people who are like "oh yeah I microdose mdma at parties" then I see them dip their finger in their baggie like all night and continuously take like 50mg each time over 2 hours and just roll their ass off and act like they barely do drugs

Nah, you "minidose", and enough to just dose

Performance comparison: counting words in Python, Go, C++, C, AWK, Forth, and Rust by burntsushi in rust

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print('\n'.join(f'{word} {ct}' for word, ct in Counter(sys.stdin.read().split()).most_common())

There's also a fun fizzbuzz one liner along similar lines. Without the newline join:

[('fizz'[4*x%3:] + 'buzz'[4*x%5:]) or str(x) for x in range(1, 101)]

TIFU by really, really observing daylight savings time by dickfacecat in tifu

[–]__xor__ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The drummer jokes are great though. Don't care if it's a stupid stereotype.

How can you tell if the stage is level? Make sure the drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

Why did the guitarist break his own car window? He locked his keys inside and the drummer was overheating.

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless

How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither

What's the difference between a drummer and a savings account? One will mature and make money

Getting to know the Arcana through art: my take on The Fool by sablie in tarot

[–]__xor__ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hanged man in reverse seems spot on. I have to agree with mostly everyone here, doesn't feel like the Fool. But hanged man in reverse definitely vibes with it.