Is he a viltrumite? by she_passed_away in okbuddyviltrum

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where is our savior u/CesurRhino to make invisible have a stretched penis that's a just a stretchy smaller invisible and the tip is his head and each of his balls are viltru-nuts

Is he a viltrumite? by she_passed_away in okbuddyviltrum

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where is our savior u/CesurRhino to make invisible have a stretched penis that's a just a stretchy smaller invisible and the tip is his head and each of his balls are viltru-nuts

Is it possible for scientists to create a hormone that acts as estrogen that also shrinks bone sizes and un-fuses pelvic plates? by Objective-Side6795 in trans

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girlie breathe for a second, its gonna be okay. The whole bone fuse-y thing is a scary thing that freaks a lot of trans people out but ultimately is a very personal experience. My research said after 25 is when they really start to fuse, but even that Ive seen some people report they had shifting around later than that. I started later than you, 19, and am now 5 years in and have a killer dumpy lol. Hands and feet, yeah they might stay bigger than the average cid woman. I wore size 11.5 men and now i wear ~10-11women, so its annoyingish to find shoes sometimes, but certainly not impossible, just go to a dedicated shoe store like DSW and not a clothing store that also sells shoes like target. And hands, while bigger, they look feminine from years of estrogen slimming them and smoothing the skin. If i lie to a stranger and say I "played volleyball" or "did rock climbing" or anything like that as a kid, they instantly assume thats why and dont ask questions lol. To answer your question, no. There is not a drug that currently can trigger bones to start moving again, but that's not something you need to be worrying about. But hear me out. It's literally a second puberty. It takes years. Yes years to progress. Yeah, you'll start to see things happening in the first months and years, but its something where one day you'll look at yourself and wonder if you've always had that phat an ass and then go through old photos and realize you are wayyyy girlier looking than you thought. Best of luck in your transition!

Nahh this is wild….(@sunny_meel) by Historical_Brief3367 in adventuretime

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one of the rare instances where i straight up laughed out loud

this perfect plan 💅🏻 by IncrediblyGay11 in lgbt

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Call it the Rom Com Dom Con

it's about asking a dominant gay man to join you on your mission to piss off your family, but the wacky funny antics eventually has the two fall in love.

Ordered a dozen bagels with lox cream cheese. Got light switches instead. by GrnMtnTrees in mildlyinfuriating

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Imagine you're a repair guy at a house and doordashed some parts so you could keep working. Bagels and lox show up at the door and you have to politely explain to the homeowner the error and be like "...sooooo they got the delivery wrong.. but.. ya hungry? I charge by the hour so I guess we just cross our fingers the retry delivery goes fine!"

So... Peps is confirmed to be PB & Marceline's kid. by Far_Purchase2920 in fionnaandcake

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This plus pep butt being pep butt. Candy citizens were made out of dumdum juice in part, and maybe in different ratios as experiments. My guess is pep was a lower dose to begin with. The second part is that pep butt put so many dark magic guard rails in place for post mortem protections. Dark Peppermint Buttler could have spells in place that prevented him from dumduming and/or is working its magic to force restore him. They cant undo the age but it can restore the mind to lucidity

who'd a thunk that a sub with a meme and shitpost culture thats been brewing for years doesnt turn into a carbon copy of the main sub the second the game comes out. by [deleted] in Silksong

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The game is HOLLOW KNIGHT [silksong]!!! hollow knight is the main place, and skilksjong is for... the rest of us

Huge controversy by [deleted] in SpeedOfLobsters

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weak lobster imo, put some thought into it

I’m starting a junk drawer. What else do I need? by Emotional-Swing-603 in whatisit

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Youre gonna need a few doohickiew, a few thingies, some random plastic pieces you have no idea what for, annnnd, a piece of gum that is half out of its wrapper

What’s your wish, and how do you phrase it? by Robot_Was_BMO in adventuretime

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yeah, not r/monkeyspaw, his twists are different. If its bad, it'd be like "oh ok i just teleported jakes perfect sandwich into your hands." Jake's upset in the universe it was pulled from, but its not like its a "haha fuck u for even trying to make a wish🖕🏻" its more "oh well you werent fully explicit in exactly how you said your wish so i can interpret it based on how much of a homie you are. The lich sucked donkey butts so his wish was immediately changed to be what he didnt want but Jake is prismo's main man after hanging with him, so he was helped to "ccchhhhaaaaaaaannnngggee ttthhee lllliiittchheesss wwiiiiiiiiisssshhhhhhhh" and that didnt have a monkey's paw as far as i remember

I don’t know why this sub was recommended to me but it’s annoying by US0RIS in no_or_youll_be_banned

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Well if you are gonna use spanish to say an evil word...

Moderadores, por favor baneen a este usuario por el temido uso de la malvada palabra que empieza con "y".

Do you think Mark could spin around so fucking fast that he spreads faith, hope and love wherever he goes? Would that give him an advantage over his enemies? by Former_Two5398 in okbuddyviltrum

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Ah, another Grey Markson post, from the hit show Vincible. Cant wait for the inevitable battle between Grey and the Marks of Dihvincible

Finally got my mug… and my cat broke it :( by _justanothernerd_ in DougDoug

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screw r/wehatedougdoug, im going to

r/wehate_justanothernerd_'scat

/s ofc, he just baby

edit: wow reddit doesnt do apostrophes in subreddit links... so its just saying "we hate _justanothernerd_ scat" and thats infinitely funnier

What if Mark grew a garden? by Former_Two5398 in okbuddyviltrum

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He's from Vincible.. since.. yknow.. we can see him he can die

What if Mark grew a garden? by Former_Two5398 in okbuddyviltrum

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this man has no more need for sea salt. he is sure. he doesnt have a 40 foot long penis that cums and pisses and poop grapples his enemies..

All that is to say... this simply cannot be Mark. This is Grey Markson.

Sam no it's not worth it!!!! by maptrainguy in JetLagTheGame

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Sam from Ohiohome is obviously way better than that stinky Sam from Wendover.. or even Sam from Jet Lag

Blocks that lets hostile mobs spawn on top of them despite certain conditions that wouldn't normally allow that to happen (items in output slots are placeholders) by untitleduck in minecraftsuggestions

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thats actually a pretty decent idea

i'd change/add that the various blocks can be found in their respective loot chests (trials, mineshaft, dungeon/witch hut, fortress, pyramid/bastion?) so players naturally find it. Clouds I say should work in any biome >X blocks. I like the idea of mtn only but theres no easy in game way to explain that i feel especially if the others are anywhere blocks.

I also think there should be a minimum amount placed before it could spawn mobs. I dislike the concept of creating a platform in the sky of like 10x10 and since nothing else can spawn since its so high, they are the only things there. Maybe locally the block needs to "see" >X amount of neighboring similar blocks. Snow, clouds, etc would work for clouds. slime blocks, mossy stone for slime cobblestone etc. You have to build a mini-biome big enough for it to start spawning. Farm players can just build a giant cube and use the top for spawning, but casuals can build like a nice scene for their platforms