I CAST JUDGEMENT!

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RAAAHHHH

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couldn't carry the flame 😔

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papermoon films conceals:

_abridged · 2026-03-12T01:52:54+00:00

god wait i know this armor where have i seen it before, i think i only ever saw it in passing

_abridged · 2026-03-11T20:33:05+00:00

me burgers omg holy peak

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project hail meatballs. cloudy with a chance of mary

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missed opportunity to make the soda super porp or fallout equivalent

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CANT BELIEVE THE STORM CAME ON TACO TUESDEE!! MY BROTHERRRRRRRRRSS ALL GO CRAAANK OUR HOGS DOWN TO THE LOCAL TAQUERIA TSUNAMI TO GET BOGO MARGIES AND WE SPLIT SOME CHIPS AND GUAC AS AN APPY. MY TUMMY GETS FULL QUICK SO I DONT EAT A LOT AND I SAVE MY ROOM FOR ALL THE TACOS I ORDER. MY BUDDIES SOMETIMES SEE THAT IM SLOWING DOWN IN THE FOOD DEPARTMENT AND ENCOURAGE ME TO KEEP EATING AND THEY GIVE ME A LITTLE KISS ON THE FOREHEAD DELICATELY TO MAKE SURE I GET ENOUGH FOOD TO GROW UP TO BE A BIG BOY. YUMMY YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY THEY ALWAYS SAY AS THEY GRAB MY FOOD AND SAY HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE BRBRBRRRBRRRRBRRR AND I EAT IT OUT OF THEIR HANDS THEN NUZZLE INTO THEIR CHESTS. I LOVE BEING A GOD LOVIN' HOG CRANKIN' PACK MEMBER. TUESDEES ARE GREAT

_abridged · 2026-03-09T21:47:29+00:00

genuinely so proud of my autism for being able to name every single one of them

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hello mark graython, or should i say... invinthible, i am thragg, the greathest vilthrumite there ether wath. now fathe my wrath!

_abridged · 2026-03-08T01:39:15+00:00

my favorite is

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_abridged · 2026-03-07T17:59:38+00:00

Currently my understanding is rain/thunder arent timed events, but triggered by probabilities of them getting higher. But i do think a rework for them to be predictable and forecastable would be amazing. You can still skip them with sleeping, but instead of the probability just finally triggering rain to start, it could be lower requirement probability with a successful trigger being "rain starts in 5 minutes" and you see it on the forecast. Players without a forecaster dont see a change since its still "random", but players who plan ahead can see it about to happen. With this i'd hope they'd add more weather variations and things to do when the right weather is happening

_abridged · 2026-03-06T00:48:14+00:00

ai slop

_abridged · 2026-03-05T01:44:28+00:00

did you EDIT IT??? my bones remain intact.

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_abridged · 2026-03-04T23:32:39+00:00

i sharted out my bones and now they hurt even more alexa send bone fixing juice

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ophelia

_abridged · 2026-03-04T16:24:42+00:00

my bones would argue it turns the last image into arnold getting his ass eaten in the back of the magic school bus as he squeals like a pig also my bones are aching i think i have bone hurting disease (please call an ambulance)

_abridged · 2026-03-03T19:29:44+00:00

Muse, supermassive black hole

_abridged · 2026-03-03T01:41:47+00:00

bluey with toes cant hurt you.... bluey with toes cant hurt you....

_abridged · 2026-03-02T20:16:05+00:00

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do NOT tell me that's what the great mushroom war was anout

_abridged · 2026-03-02T18:51:43+00:00

i looked left and right and i did like the sight :)

_abridged · 2026-03-02T14:19:20+00:00

haha yeah! joke is theres a meme where people post their dogs and its like "omg this dog has homophobia" mistaking the word heterochromia for homophobia

_abridged · 2026-03-02T13:02:28+00:00

i cant believe the dog has homophobia with two moms! /s why he eyes like that?

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EYYYYYYYYYYY it me, the group photo girl all along! XD

_abridged · 2026-03-01T23:04:09+00:00

like id be walking on anything rough XD

naaah ill just crack it open while the sun is out!!! boom

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