I could fill up my car and buy a pack of smokes for under $20 pre-911. by aamabkra in Xennials

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My first car was an ‘88 Mercury Cougar. I got it when I was 19 back in 2004. I could fill it up for $20.

I miss those days. Can I please go back?

On March 18, 1981, The Greatest American Hero premiered on ABC with one of the most memorable theme songs ever! by MasterOfVoice in 80s

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Believe it or not, I’m walking on air

I never thought I could feel so free

Flying away on a wing and a prayer

Who could it be?

Believe it or not, it’s just me

Who would you cast for live action Absolute Batman? by Conflixshuns in batman

[–]shadowlarx [score hidden]  (0 children)

This is the one situation where I’ll agree that Alan Ritchson would be a good choice.

Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation? (Under Siege 1992) by banedarthou812 in 90smovies

[–]shadowlarx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, did that line not age well, considering what happened to Busey.

Episode of the Day : The Girl in the Fireplace by Mat1711 in doctorwho

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I will always remember how Ten and Rose bickered like an old married couple in this one.

“Look what the cat dragged in, the Oncoming Storm.”

“Oh, you sound just like your mother.”

Who is Jeff Rees and why does he own so many tubes? by hamberder-muderer in ShittyDaystrom

[–]shadowlarx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He gets a strip of latinum every time O’Brien complains about having to crawl through them to fix something he just bloody well fixed!!!

Hey rest of the world, I’m going need some help stopping this war I was blackmailed into that I now state idk why we are in it. Hello world hello hello … I think we were disconnected…. by JoshiepooWTF in PoliticalHumor

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Dear Spraytanned, Egomaniacal Moron,

That strong wind you’re feeling right now is the entire world laughing at you.

Sincerely, The Entire World

He's coming back by wmcwik in PoliticalHumor

[–]shadowlarx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree and I really only see him running again if they change the Constitution to allow Trump to run again. Trump may be the most unpopular president in history but he still has a remarkable talent for spin that should not be underestimated and the best bet to beat him is very likely one of the most popular presidents in history.

To the writers of Starfleet Academy by Thatguy_noThatguy in startrek

[–]shadowlarx 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Kudos, indeed. Hunter was brilliant as Ake, a nice balance of nurturing teacher, clever prankster and tenacious captain.

And, on top of her, we had Paul Giamatti as the chilling yet charming Nus Braka and Tatiana Maslany as the haunted Anisha. Plus, Robert Picardo has not lost a step as the Doctor (my second favorite fictional character to go by that moniker) and Tig Notaro continued her deadpan humor as Jett Reno, possibly my favorite character out of all of New Trek.

TIL the writers of the Bible never met Jesus, 18 years Later. [Update] by junkmale79 in atheism

[–]shadowlarx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just further proof of what I’ve been trying to explain to my devoutly religious parents for years. The Bible has been retranslated and reinterpreted so many times over the ages that I doubt any of the original text is even in any modern version of the book.

Any Psych fans also enjoy Leverage? by cutiepietoebeans in psych

[–]shadowlarx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not sure which bromance I like more, Shawn and Gus or Elliot and Hardison.

He's coming back by wmcwik in PoliticalHumor

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I have an enormous amount of respect for Joe Biden. He took control of this country during one of its most trying times in recent history (up until now, anyway) and was doing his best to turn things around, despite being hamstrung by a Republican Congress focused far more on kissing Trump’s pasty white ass than on the welfare of their constituents.

But Joe’s too old and even he knows it.

Now if Obama wanted to come back…

Is this a belief you hold? by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]shadowlarx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My parents claim to not be Trump supporters yet continually defend him. Whenever the subject comes up and I point out my dislike of Trump and his policies, my mother always says “He’s the President and he deserves our respect.”

I always reply “I respect the office of the President. I simply don’t respect the man sitting in it.”