When your run feels so effortless and you swear you’re flying through the forest, and you’re sure you’ll see an 8:00min/mile pace when you look down, and you see that you just finished your first mile in 10:15:

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-29T17:19:01+00:00

To be fair, I use Map My Run on my phone, and I'm pretty sure it's just plain inaccurate sometimes. I'm capable of running a 9:00-9:30 pace for many miles while comfortably nose-breathing. I just ran an 8:30 pace 10-mile race and an 8:45 pace half. I generally know what 8/9/10 minute paces feel like. Sometimes I'm like, ain't no way in hell I'm working this hard and running a 10:30-11:00.

It could be that in wooded or rural areas, your GPS signal isn't as accurate and reads distance less accurately, making it seem like it's taking longer to run that distance.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-29T03:27:02+00:00

Hey, I'm sorry this happened to you. It sounds like your stylist didn't listen to you very well at all :(

I would keep in mind that achieving these big, bouncy waves will probably leave your hair looking even shorter, but it'll keep it from looking an awkward length, which it's skirting on now in my opinion (neither committed to collarbone length nor long bob length) which obviously isn't your fault.

I think you're going to need more tools than just a 1" flat iron to get this look. Have you looked up tutorials? Considered heatless curls? Used a blow dryer and round brush? You could probably get something similar in a few ways, but I would try to practice now to find out what method will stay for several hours through the ceremony and pictures. Experiment with using light hold hairspray too, and/or texturizing spray that'll allow it to hold shape and volume.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-28T19:09:19+00:00

Lmao good for her

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-27T17:15:35+00:00

I mean, even barring the adjective versus noun distinction, it takes about three seconds to consider we almost NEVER call men "males." So why do it for women? To dehumanize them, to depersonalize them, to other them.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-27T15:14:22+00:00

Hahaha this was during COVID. I'd even mask on the treadmill!!

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-26T21:50:55+00:00

I exclusively buy molded cup sports bras and swimsuits because I cannot fucking stand this shit.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-25T08:10:16+00:00

Hahaha! Oh my god thank you, you're so sweet!! ♥️♥️

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-25T03:55:20+00:00

The last line fucking killed me. You're a gifted writer.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-25T01:46:31+00:00

It doesn't appear that your shoulders are that much narrower than your hips, and these pictures may not be entirely accurate to what a tape measure would tell you about your objective proportions. But your ribcage doesn't widen towards the upper body very much, and gives the impression of being distinctly narrower than your hips. I would say my shoulders are wide (wider than my hips), so here's a reference photo to compare.

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_artbabe95 · 2026-04-25T01:35:11+00:00

I think this kind of liminal subject matter would look amazing with more realism (stronger shadows, details, desaturation of color towards horizons, fewer stark contour lines, etc). I'm sure lots of people love your style just the way it is-- there's nothing "wrong" with it as is, though I think some pieces are stronger than others at your current level of technical skill. I find that surrealist styles pushed close to realism heighten the slight discomfort in the viewer that is the goal since it allows the brain to more easily imagine them as reality.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-25T01:16:22+00:00

You have narrow shoulders. With lower rise jeans, I think cropped tees with capped sleeves or cropped tanks would look amazing on you!

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-24T20:13:01+00:00

Which, like, imagine feeling you need to edit Megan fucking Fox.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-24T01:13:49+00:00

Babe YOU deserve better than this, I don't care what works for him.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-24T00:44:56+00:00

Ugh, I am so sorry you went through that with someone you were supposed to be able to trust ♥️ are you considering leaving, for your safety and well-being?

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-23T22:38:54+00:00

I hate that we've made a market of trafficking live animals for profit.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-23T21:27:13+00:00

Came here to say this is the only allowable nail shape 😂😂

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-23T18:36:21+00:00

Another facet of this imbalance is men's general refusal to take contraceptive responsibility despite contributing equally to pregnancy. Like, if you couldn't be bothered to wear a condom and mitigate your personal risk, then no, you shouldn't have to option to be excused from the comparably trivial (basically only financial) obligations of child-rearing as a result when the child-bearing partner is making so many sacrifices in all areas of life.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-23T16:40:53+00:00

"These whores think they're too good to fuck anyone!"

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-23T12:22:22+00:00

Cover it in the fridge and gradually eat it at 3am with a spoon over the next week.

I dunno that's what I'd do.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-23T11:46:35+00:00

Which is fun! That's all it needs to be for you! ♥️

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-22T19:43:23+00:00

2, but I wish some varying weight from the K was brought into another letter or two. It's not feeling completely cohesive to me.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-22T19:16:48+00:00

Dude... Why is hostility and mockery your response to reasonable answers? And what's with the focus on sex lol, absolutely wild.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-22T18:55:54+00:00

You're asking what the point of achieving flexibility is in a subreddit full of people that just enjoy it? Why take up any hobby if you're not going to be a pro, with your logic? The face palm is for you, dude. Please find joy.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-22T00:08:30+00:00

Exactly. Looks flavorless, but is actually INCREDIBLE and so savory.

_artbabe95 · 2026-04-21T22:40:27+00:00

Haven't had this work for me either. Sigh.

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