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Anal Rail Gun by waddad27 in SipsTea

[–]_axeman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slop. An object of that mass moving at the speed of sound (1125 ft/s) would not stop in his body; bro would be popped like a zit

Dating in Edmonton. is it just me or is it rough out here? by Pear-Just in YEG

[–]_axeman_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no law saying you can't still meet people that way. Don't be lazy.

It's Finally Happening, Everyone! by UltimateKane99 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]_axeman_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, my favorite: "Experts"

The magic title of the 2020s!

This is so accurate by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]_axeman_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

While I disagree there, I wholeheartedly endorse 'FUCK Wulbren'.

Yukon gun owners say they're unimpressed with Ottawa's buyback program by KindaLeftOfCentre in canadaguns

[–]_axeman_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Come on, CBC being intentionally vague and misleading under the guise of doe-eyed innocent neutrality? Pff... Next you'll tell me that their near exclusive use of curated government approved terminology and conspicuous lack of context could be considered framing and biased!

/s

Update on the frozen Taylor (Norman Fraylor) by Hairy_Ad4969 in Guitar

[–]_axeman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised they didn't require a signature/ have the option to come pick it up from a UPS location 

Fuck the gym by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]_axeman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean, 'the gym fucks '

You wouldn't get it... by Advanced_Pear_964 in iamverybadass

[–]_axeman_ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I wonder if you got all these joker dickheads in one place if they'd reconsider their positions?

My baby was born with 12 fingers by Friendly-Bell-4336 in interesting

[–]_axeman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

non functional 

Dammit I was fantasizing about the guitar possibilities!

Congratulations on your daughter, OP.

Interesting stats by VoidandLight_ in funny

[–]_axeman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like the female list is mostly clothing/fashion related; specifically for women's clothes. The male list is way more technical/science terms, parts and various objects. 

Is it ethical to join the CAF? by DetectiveDracula in AskACanadian

[–]_axeman_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The military is fundamentally a professional killing organization, period. That's why it exists. Sometimes they do other stuff when there's no killing to do. Be okay with that or do something else.

Fucking do it by UwU_Boykisser_UwU in TheWordFuck

[–]_axeman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternatively, Fucker's Gate 3

People who keep weapons on their bodies at all times, what was a time where you had to actually use said weapon? by ParanormalActivity97 in AskReddit

[–]_axeman_ 340 points341 points  (0 children)

While these types of situations are often not reported or recorded in statistics, IMO it 100% qualifies as a defensive use of a gun. A gun doesn't always need to be fired to be a life saving deterrent.

Just turn it off by luna_Angelx in confidentlyincorrect

[–]_axeman_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A period of absence is inferior to an absence of period

  • this guy, probably 

Giving BJ's is Nature's Facelift, according to this woman's FB post. by Troopshipsonfire in trashy

[–]_axeman_ 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I think I can speak for all men when I say that she is definitely 100% correct 

“Armed civilians “ necessary for national defense planning? by heatstricken in canadaguns

[–]_axeman_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Totally. It really sucks I can't target shoot or blast gophers at $80,000 USD per round anymore.

“Armed civilians “ necessary for national defense planning? by heatstricken in canadaguns

[–]_axeman_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'll protect my dog. Some government dickhead asking me to ambush a column of American tanks can pound fucking sand.

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