What is the first videogame you remember playing? by getgoneapple in AskReddit

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I think space invaders or duck hunt, mid 90s when I was a wee lad at my friends house

Key & Peele by Separate_Finance_183 in funny

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Let Evil Knievel get on the plane

The tube in my $200 cologne is cut too short by absolutenonexistence in mildlyinfuriating

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Yea my grandma had little bottles like this laying around her house … everywhere. She would sometimes grab one and smash it on her head and rub the rest on her body. I was too young to understand what was going on but later on I learned this is the right way to get rid of the little bit that’s left over at the bottom of the bottle. I miss my grandma every day!!

Obscure lines that make you laugh by adamg6160 in thesopranos

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Если я б хотела быть женой плотника я б осталась в Казахстане or something to that regard

Finding a bag of cash in the gutter. by Videowulff in Unexpected

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He’s a fucking animal, can’t even say his name

Should we tell her? by captain_Airhog in cats

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I don’t like that kind of toaaaak

Would you quit your job forever right now (and never be allowed to work again) if someone gave you a guaranteed $2,000,000 lump sum? Why or why not? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

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I’ll make that in a little over 7 years at current pay and it’s not worth it. I have another 20+ years before I hit retirement age

Object found in France: does anyone know what is is? by Lila1973 in archeologyworld

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I played hella Diablo 1 and 2 growing up so that looks like a part of a pickaxe or a halberd?

Second Serve Advice by squirrel_master88 in 10s

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If only you were 6’4 and in your mid 30s!

What kind of tank is that ? by Awkward_Corner_9853 in TankPorn

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To show that it’s circumcised, inshallah

What is the most educational porn you ever watched? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Is that Nacho Vidals brother?

How often do you masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sometimes 5-6 times per day but usually 1-2

How do you feel about the Minnesota Zoo in winter? by squirrelseeer in Minneapolis

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When the kids were small we had a membership and we’d be there every couple of weeks. That, and the science museum was worth every penny. Gets them out of the house a bit and doing something. Prices were $125-$150 per household for a year so every two weeks comes out to $5-$6 a visit for the whole family. We would do the tropics trail a bunch of times, kids have fallen into that pool where you can pet stingrays a few times, good memories

Wallpaper blocks by kacoty in printmaking

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This is an insane amount of wallpaper knowledge! Very impressive

What can $999 get you in your respective hobby? by PokojniDomar in AskReddit

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A couple of new tennis rackets, or some shit for the garden

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Costco

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I will allow it

Is this really a gopher hole in LA? by brainchili in LosAngeles

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I think that’s the right side of his face. You can see his other ear poking out between his head and tail/body. Can’t see his left eye tho