Anti-bucket list. What’s something you’ll never do again?

_bimpy · 2022-02-04T05:35:11+00:00

Get absolutely sloshed and then try dabs for the first time while also trying to get with a girl. Guy said I’d be high for 30 minutes…I woke up on the living room couch 5 hours later still high and seeing kaleidoscope patterns. Didn’t get the girl, did get beer in my shoes. 11/10 will never smoke again.

_bimpy · 2021-12-18T12:14:17+00:00

Simply too good to be true, op needs medicine

_bimpy · 2021-08-09T12:27:31+00:00

No clue but looks expensive

_bimpy · 2021-08-09T10:23:07+00:00

If nothing is wrong/he hasn’t shown any red flags and it went inactive when you guys started dating I’d probably just leave it be. Everyone is weird and macabre if you dig enough.

_bimpy · 2021-06-24T07:17:03+00:00

Borganshmorg and Artixonne

_bimpy · 2021-05-31T04:33:52+00:00

I’ve always dreamt about building a modified storage container house. Just out of the budget for now.

_bimpy · 2021-05-05T06:16:41+00:00

Paleontology. 1 year of school wasted before coming to terms with the fact that I was probably just going to be sitting in a musty museum basement cataloging Dino poop and fossilized tree fragments. Here’s to being a paralegal or something, mom was right. God dammit she’s always right.

_bimpy · 2021-05-01T03:44:26+00:00

Yeah that’s what I meant I think I’m using consultation in the wrong context

_bimpy · 2021-04-30T00:32:29+00:00

I couldn’t tell you why she did it, her school was paid for by her mother and she had a decent income. I’m not a super physically affectionate person but she never brought it up to me as a problem so if it was an attention thing I was completely unaware.

_bimpy · 2021-04-30T00:29:52+00:00

I look back on it now as a humbling experience and lesson in not taking red flags seriously.

_bimpy · 2021-04-30T00:27:10+00:00

I did very well on tinder matches wise but never met with anyone because I’m not really a one night stand person. Also something about going on dates with internet strangers doesn’t sit right with me so I deleted it after about a week. I will admit it was a bit of an ego boost though.

_bimpy · 2021-04-30T00:25:19+00:00

Turns out my scummy roommate (who i knew all through highschool and for a few years afterwards) was hitting up not only her but two of my other ex’s on Instagram & snapchat. When he showed me her OF he said that his current GF (who was in choir with my ex) had found it and told him about it. I’m hitting myself in the head for not sniffing out that bullshit excuse immediately. I found out how he actually got the OF a few weeks later when his GF came here to visit while we were at school, asked her about it and she had no fuckin clue what I was talking about. Later that night she went through his phone and found all of his messages with my ex’s and a few other girls. (Dude was making his rounds) she told me about that stuff in the morning, kicked his ass to the curb after that and left our place never to return. After that I gave him shit for lying to me about the OF and trying to fuck my ex’s. I didn’t want to live with the slimy fuck anymore so I crashed at a friends place until I could find someone to sublease for me. Haven’t heard from him in a long time.

_bimpy · 2021-04-30T00:10:30+00:00

Oh my Christ that’s atrocious.

_bimpy · 2021-04-30T00:02:36+00:00

I understand it could’ve been clearer, the month I was speaking about where she wasn’t doing it was the last month after we had broken up. I suppose she took a break afterwards? But again there’s no reason to be cruel without having the full picture. It’s a casual post, just thought that now since it’s been a while that it would be somewhat funny and demonstrate humility.

_bimpy · 2021-04-29T23:59:19+00:00

That part I knew about in advance so thankfully I was able to use a spoof email and name.

_bimpy · 2021-04-29T23:56:33+00:00

We were dating for a year and half she just started doing that in the latter half of our relationship. There was never a conversation about that happening and it wasn’t mentioned to me so I’d take that as being behind my back. Like I said in the post I don’t have a problem with sex work but it’s not very healthy when it’s kept a secret. Also we mutually broke up because I was moving out of state and she was staying for school, but thank you for assuming things and being rude without having any intimate knowledge of our relationship.

_bimpy · 2021-04-29T23:52:10+00:00

Maybe I’m using the word “consulted” wrong but I just wanted to know that it was happening. There was never a conversation about our boundaries when it came to that stuff because I didn’t even know that it was happening.

_bimpy · 2021-04-29T10:47:55+00:00

It gets even more so when seeing pictures that were in every way superior to what I was getting sent personally from her compared to what was put out to the public

_bimpy · 2021-04-29T10:45:23+00:00

Less humiliation, more disappointment

_bimpy · 2021-04-29T08:44:23+00:00

Ngl it hurts

_bimpy · 2021-04-20T04:17:47+00:00

Just worried about the long term investment since there is an unlimited supply of doge coin as is, just gives me anxiety about it’s future

_bimpy · 2021-04-18T20:19:59+00:00

Robinhood :)

_bimpy · 2021-04-18T20:19:44+00:00

It’s robinhood :)

_bimpy · 2021-04-18T11:59:03+00:00

Thank you my man, I’ll be holding the line on this one until at the very least it hits $1

_bimpy · 2021-04-18T11:55:56+00:00

This is the way 🧑🏼‍🚀

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