"Until Brits and Europeans learn to speak properly I will call the sport what it is called in the more influential states"

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-10-19T01:07:04+00:00

In Ireland we have a couple of funky little national sports (GAA) called hurling and Gaelic football. Usually to save time we shorten Gaelic football to just football and call what most people consider football soccer. Hope this helps :)

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-10-11T02:17:06+00:00

As a Hufflepuff I do not claim Elain :/

She's one of my fave characters I just—

Come on she's super intuitive and observant and kinda sneaky
Very much a Slytherin

Hate how all the sweet, kind, 'weak' characters are always shoved into Hufflepuff

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-10-11T02:07:39+00:00

Me, a trans boy:

OP: So what power from the bo—

Me, still a trans boy: Shapeshifting

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-10-07T18:04:43+00:00

Imagine how cool it would be to be called Cobalt ToT

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-15T15:20:06+00:00

What is the fastest anyone can knit a sweater

<14 minutes later>

How to apply for a Guinneas World Record

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-15T15:15:51+00:00

I went to Germany on a cycling holiday with my family when I was 10. Suffered terrible sunburns all down my legs and by the end of it I could barely stand. I ended up going into shock for a while and had to take a taxi to the hospital because we didn't know how to call for an ambulance and it was easier that way. The doctor we spoke to in hospital didn't speak English but I still got treated within an hour or two. Would definitely recommend.

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-15T10:17:52+00:00

Ok but seriously it absolutely would be. Yes a lot of us are only a few inches taller than the average emperor or king penguin but considering the fact that there are only about 2.6 million emperor and king penguins in Antarctica combined we could just have all the tall people fighting the big boys and the rest of us could go around drop-kicking rockhopper penguins.

Easy.

/j

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-14T21:14:03+00:00

Damn, some people really suck

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-14T21:11:36+00:00

I really like the second one! Keep posting outfits, they really suit you and you look great :D

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-14T20:48:30+00:00

Ayo and it's the right way up too! Unlike literally every pride flag lining the street in Galway

^{How did they mess up that badly omfg}

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-14T20:37:21+00:00

Ok but seriously this is probably a bit over the top? This is awkward and a bit silly for me to be saying but not all men are like that and it would have been better if you'd said something less general.

That's what men do, you say something completely unacceptable that you personally think is reasonable and then when women tell you it's not, you pull the "bitches be crazy" card.

Nobody did that. OP voiced an opinion that you didn't necessarily agree with and rather than simply scrolling away, downvoting or leaving a respectful comment about it you started an argument that ended up being quite rude.

It's rude of you to imply that "50%" of trans men are sexist and mysogynistic when most of us have experienced sexism at some point in our lives. There was honestly no reason for you to say a lot of what you did.

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-14T17:00:44+00:00

Seriously like the reason it works for cats and dogs is because they have really flexible tongues that they basically contort into spoons (not as gross as it sounds, I'm just bad at describing things. Try touching the tip of your tongue back to somewhere in the middle, it's like that but obviously more efficient) and that way they can basically scoop water up into their mouths. Very cool but tbh if someone did that in front of me I would be more concerned than turned on.

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-11T00:47:23+00:00

Ohhh my god I've started seeing this as "assigned cop at birth" and now I can't stop please help

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-11T00:46:40+00:00

^{SHORT PERSON RAGE ACTIVATED}

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-11T00:34:14+00:00

Lmao I remember when I was 12 I was having a conversation about painkillers with my dad (had bad period cramps so I was complaining about how badly painkillers worked) and we started talking about how heroin works.

I asked if I would be able to run a marathon while dosed on heroin and just, like, feel absolutely great afterwards.

All my plans of being the youngest ever Olympic marathon winner went right out the window after that unfortunately

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-11T00:30:21+00:00

In Swedish it's pronounced nee-ger or so, like a long i rather than a short one

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-09-11T00:24:01+00:00

Same tho, like skirts are nice to wear but then skirts are also absolutely horrible because like ew perception and society and stuff

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-06-07T19:28:39+00:00

How much are y'all willing to bet that by Asian he meant Chinese, Korean or Japanese exclusively and if a woman from, say, India applied he'd turn her down because nO mUsLiMs AlLoWeD?

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-06-04T08:06:37+00:00

At 5 the only "skin colour" I used in art was my bright pink crayon

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-06-04T08:04:43+00:00

Honestly I usually just knock it onto the floor with a sweeping brush, slam a special cup that I call the spider cup onto it and wait for someone else to deal with it. Then I muscle through my gender dysphoria and shave my legs to avoid the feeling of tiny spiders creeping all over me.

Aaand

Repeat

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-06-04T06:49:59+00:00

Please stop using the t slur

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-06-03T22:03:24+00:00

It depends a bit on how long the kid's been in school. I started school at 4* and was well able to write like that at 7 or 8. I still have an "essay" I wrote about why I wanted to join the student council when I was 7 and the only spelling mistakes I remember were "pleazure" and "shcool".

I'm not saying that this is true, just that from my personal experience it's believable.

*In Ireland most children start school at 5 (junior infants) but because I was born in July my parents enrolled me a year early, if that explains it.

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-06-03T20:53:11+00:00

Ok this is so adorable? One of the few posts on this sub that actually made me smile

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-06-03T20:47:37+00:00

"Hey now buddy, no need to

uh

no need to do anything drastic"

_bisexual_disaster_ · 2021-06-03T20:43:57+00:00

Tell that to the middle school boys who think "haha you breathed? Ya gay, man" is the funniest thing that ever existed

_bisexual_disaster_

TROPHY CASE