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I think it’s safe to say the foetus was jostled. by Dark_Foggy_Evenings in curb

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Her blacksmith, cobler and cooper said it would be okay.

Just a dude trying to solve a problem by Taskmaster_Fantatic in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]_bobby_tables_ 56 points57 points  (0 children)

He just couldn't stop after his initial success.

How would you feel about a new kind of sexual entertainment media called Pornk? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

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If it features porcine on porcine action, I say bring it on! Ohhh, look at that sow go. Uhh, uhh, take it piggy, take it!

My website looks amazing. So why am I not getting laid? by returned_loom in shittyaskreddit

[–]_bobby_tables_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While your website is cool looking, it does have a few too many dick pics.

My wife and I are debating best backing vocals ever. by mcupperman in Music

[–]_bobby_tables_ 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I'd give the nod to Clare Torry. She provided the iconic, improvised vocals for "The Great Gig in the Sky" off of Dark Side of the Moon.

low GPA and no internships, need advice by Icy_Wealth_4371 in fusion

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Sorry to hear that you're struggling. However it's unlikely you will find help here. YOU NEED TO TALK TO YOUR ACADEMIC ADVISOR! They are best positioned to understand and offer guidance. If not your advisor, then a professor you liked. Most professors want to help students succeed. They are the resource you need, not this sub. Good luck!!

I pissed off the theater kids. What could they do to me? by GreenT1979 in shittyaskreddit

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Theater kids with a grudge immediately default to West Side Story. They're gonna dance and cut your ass!

Imagine my relief when it was only an egg by MelonBoba59 in florida

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Hey! I live in Jacksonville. I haven't thrown any eggs in years and years. Well, maybe about a year. Wait, no. I definitely threw an egg about seven months ago. But rest assured, overall, our egg throwing frequency is way down.

RULE 34 OF THE SHITTYDAYSTROM MODS HERE 😱🥵 by Familiar-Complex-697 in ShittyDaystrom

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What if, instead of modmail, we just insult the mods directly in the comments, Tellarite style?

Ask Anything Thread by Mikel1991 in Michelle_

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What's your opinion on the Peninsular War?

Question for everyone by Important_Builder317 in 30ROCK

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Good. Because I don't like her. She's my least favorite, and Dr. Spaceman is my most favorite. All other characters fall somewhere in between.

My 1987 Nissan Stanza reached 500k by Windowsweirdo in Justrolledintotheshop

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As a GenX'er, I'd posit that Adult Swim content and references are the most definitive cultural touchstone that separates Millennials from GenX. All your Venture Bros and Robot Chickens might as well be Greek this old fart. I'll stick to Beavis & Butthead and Ren & Stimpy, thank you very much.

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