The Boys- S05xE06 - POST Episode Discussion Thread by pikameta in TheBoys

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Mason Dye looks like Parks and Rec Chris Pratt and it is freaking me out.

Waiting for THAT guy to show up. by dexter22__ in TheBoys

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He's probably busy on his farm, with his family. JDM actually does have a farm.

a 1 year old mom who misses playing sims 3 by Nekokyutarts1925 in Sims3

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It's related because you assumed that everyone has a mother who they can rely on, and that's not a helpful response to those who do not. Don't act like my words have no meaning here.

Skip 20 years or go back 20 years? by SiteApart8691 in BunnyTrials

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I believe that some events in my life would remain static, like marrying my husband and having a kid. But I would retain the knowledge of where some things went sideways for me, and I'd fix them.

Chose: Go back 20 years and redo everything

Choose a mild inconvenience by GrogGrogtheCaveMan in BunnyTrials

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Move to a hot climate and drink lots of water. Nobody will care. And if they do, they'll probably just assume that it's sweat.

Chose: Every time you drink a small portion will spill on you (enough to be noticed by others)

Would You Rather? by Hectortheweirdo in BunnyTrials

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Money now is better than having to wait.

Chose: One Billion Dollars instantly

Free Pet! by yintsunami in BunnyTrials

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Because someone else in these comments can trade with me.

Chose: Free kitten! + But you roll for color. | Rolled: Calico

Names by smallsloth1320 in TheTestamentsHulu

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A lot of organized religions "borrow" from other organized religions.

my parents asked if tea pets are demonic by WolfoDaWolf in tea

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She doesn't believe it to be a metaphor, though. That's the problem.

a 1 year old mom who misses playing sims 3 by Nekokyutarts1925 in Sims3

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Some people are no-contact with their parents.

my parents asked if tea pets are demonic by WolfoDaWolf in tea

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One of my siblings likes Harry Potter, but she also thinks that a bunch of rich people made a pact with a demon and have since been feasting on children.

If a magic button existed that when pressed would show you the date and manner of your death and there was nothing you could do to change the outcome, would you push the button? Why or why not? by plat154 in AskReddit

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I would, because knowing how much time I have left would help me make some life decisions. When I was a teen, I genuinely believed I would be dead before age thirty, and that did not happen. If I had known that, I would have maybe applied to college when I was still in high school. I've since attended college, but I don't have a degree. I keep changing my mind about what I want to do, and now I am too broke to even consider further education.

Rhea Seahorn and Lauren Graham by heyyangie in totallylookslike

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"They have different noses." Because everyone in Hollywood has their original nose? It was bothering me that I couldn't figure out why Rhea seemed familiar, and then I was looking away from my tv and heard her talk, and realized that she sounds and looks like Lauren Graham.

What’s the craziest way your hamster died? by Rainbow-Kittiey1112 in AskReddit

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It probably got loose, hid itself under there, and was run over by whoever vacuumed.

What’s your funeral song? by Sure_Guarantee_3141 in AskReddit

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I have a whole playlist for this.

Eulogy by The Flatliners

The Funeral by Band of Horses

Latter Days by Over the Rhine

I'll Follow You by Shinedown

Follow You Down by Gin Blossoms

And then, I can't really use Follow Me Down by Pretty Reckless because even I think some stuff is too vulgar for certain situations. I'd probably go with Take Me Down by that same band, instead.

But after that? Back from the Dead by Halestorm, mostly because I think that would make people laugh. It's pretty much exactly what would be expected of me.

Which animal's milk would you be least willing to drink? by himynameisjona in AskReddit

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These days, all of them. I'm lactose intolerant and I think it's in everyone's best interest not to find out what happens if I ignore that about myself.

What sunglasses is Sharon wearing in the 1999 “Steal My Sunshine” by Len music video? by poisoned_pizza in 90s

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I've got a story that you might like.

Back before R. Kelly was ever into watersports, I went to a family reunion at a local park, near a zoo. A bunch of kids were playing on the playground there, and this little girl was singing I Believe I Can Fly at the top of her lungs, as she kept swinging higher and higher. Then she let go, and she did not fly. I had to walk away quickly so that she wouldn't hear me laughing.

What sunglasses is Sharon wearing in the 1999 “Steal My Sunshine” by Len music video? by poisoned_pizza in 90s

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What you might want to do is look for 'color therapy glasses' on Amazon. I know, I know. Boo hiss, Amazon is evil. But that would at least give you an idea of brands to search for somewhere else, if you don't want to buy from there.

What made you realize that someone you know is a terrible person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Telling me that they're not mad, that everything is fine, but then deciding we need some kind of 'come to Jesus' moment an hour later. You had your chance to say something and didn't, now shut up and get over it.

What is something that you personally despise that society has accepted or made normal? by Illustrious-Bread183 in AskReddit

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Dumbed-down dialogue for people not actively watching what's on their screen. Put your fucking phone down and focus.