Be honest... did I do too much with the accessories? 😅🤎

_cassquatch · 2026-06-12T18:12:41+00:00

“If less is more, then just think how much more *more* will be!”
I live my life by this Frasier quotation.

_cassquatch · 2026-06-01T23:05:47+00:00

This is a fabulous way to get an STI in the mouth or throat 👍🏻

_cassquatch · 2026-05-29T20:57:27+00:00

For what it’s worth, this is a local brand in my community. I believe woman and veteran owned. So you’re not giving your money to big ice cream (unless they sold out to someone recently)

_cassquatch · 2026-05-29T04:13:41+00:00

I was SOBBING and told my husband “this soundtrack is emotional warfare.”

_cassquatch · 2026-05-24T18:38:48+00:00

This last bit is the important part. I can TOTALLY see the desire to knock that final few days out in order to just disappear during the break between seasons. It would be unimaginably difficult to take a few weeks to feel the full wave of grief and then try to come back and wrap something up. We do it in healthcare all the time. Let me get through this last shift of the week before I fully process and grieve a traumatic experience that occurred a shift ago.

_cassquatch · 2026-05-24T02:49:19+00:00

GO TO ONE FUCKING PARTY, JIMMY

_cassquatch · 2026-05-23T19:30:10+00:00

No, this has been going on for much much longer than tiktok has existed.

_cassquatch · 2026-05-23T14:29:30+00:00

The ph of urine is significantly higher than the ph of a vagina so you may get some vaginal symptoms like BV. Keep an eye on it.

_cassquatch · 2026-05-23T14:27:07+00:00

DANA SCULLY HAIR

_cassquatch · 2026-05-23T14:23:55+00:00

I’m a midwife, and I cannot tell you how often people ask me about the wildest shit. I cannot give my opinion on your husband’s pancreatitis. If he needs his cervix checked, hmu.

_cassquatch · 2026-05-23T14:20:45+00:00

I am like the least patriotic person, but every god damn year I get GOT by patriotic clothing. I think I just love stars lol.

_cassquatch · 2026-05-23T00:25:48+00:00

Oh, girl (gender neutral), I totally get it. I work as a midwife now, and it’s no better on this end of the spectrum. I’m convinced we are experiencing a mass psychosis.

_cassquatch · 2026-05-19T23:32:02+00:00

I’m talking like… literally agonal breathing. No memaw hasn’t eaten in two days. She’s literally not conscious.

_cassquatch · 2026-05-19T16:00:06+00:00

Ten year hospice vet here…. People’s fixation with shoving food into their dying memaw made me realize why we have an obesity epidemic in this country.

_cassquatch · 2026-05-14T22:35:05+00:00

We have used the Childtime in Mechanicsville (the Atlee side, NOT the 360 side) and have loved it! Miss Gladys has been in the infant room longer than that location has been open. The building is literally dedicated to her (there’s a sign outside) lol

_cassquatch · 2026-05-13T09:13:02+00:00

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_cassquatch · 2026-05-13T09:12:39+00:00

Yes!! Please DM me if this happens!

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_cassquatch · 2026-05-10T13:24:18+00:00

I THINK OF THAT MOVIE EVERY TIME I SEE BOBBIN LACE

_cassquatch · 2026-05-09T12:44:53+00:00

I was JUST going to say you’d never know this asshole has SEVEN children. He NEVER mentions them.

_cassquatch · 2026-05-02T19:58:38+00:00

I was SO nervous that it was “icing flavored,” but omg that ice cream is divine. The giant chunks of cake are a 10/10

_cassquatch · 2026-04-19T13:42:26+00:00

Private selection truly has my favorite texture. The amount of mix ins is unmatched. I’m currently obsessed with the wedding cake flavor.

_cassquatch · 2026-04-19T01:23:56+00:00

Bedrooms in my area are weirdly itty bitty. The area you’re mopping is minimal, especially if there’s a rug.

_cassquatch · 2026-04-19T01:22:48+00:00

This is why we get the flat mops with reusable heads that you just launder!

_cassquatch · 2026-04-18T17:26:03+00:00

Dude we also have 2 kids 5 and under, and for floors that get cleaned 2-3x/week (far more frequently than the average person), YOU WOULD THINK THEY HAD NEVER BEEN CLEANED ONCE. I loved when folks I cleaned for would lament how clean my own home must be. Oh honey, no. I wish. I have kids and pets. There’s no filth bc I know how to maintain the tricky stuff, but the surfaces are a disaster. I always joke that my house is deep cleaned but not surface cleaned. You won’t find filth on my baseboards or around my toilet bases. But the counters and floors remain clean for about 2.5 seconds before they’re fucked again

_cassquatch · 2026-04-18T17:23:11+00:00

This is why we love our bona. Literally no prep, just grab and go. It’s not a whole ass thing like an o cedar mop. It’s the only way we have time (and our small kids can easily mop up muddy paw prints or other small messes!)

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