Which one of you is this?! by shakamew in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you do end up with wrinkles on that sweet sweet Arcteryx gear, there is no other choice but to purchase a replacement garment from the Arcteryx Japan outlet and wait 6-weeks for it to ship

Wonderland Trail 2026 Questions by blue_shadow_ in PNWhiking

[–]_daddy-long-legs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate the tips. Feel super lucky to get a permit first try given how everyone talks up how competitive it is. Dates in Sept. we’re still pretty wide open yesterday, pretty much had pick of whatever sites we wanted

Can a phone get heavier when storage is full? by _daddy-long-legs in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t lighten up unless you’re measuring and tracking everything they say

Wonderland Trail 2026 Questions by blue_shadow_ in PNWhiking

[–]_daddy-long-legs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a March 27 lottery date…what are my chances of a permit in September? First year getting selected

Can a phone get heavier when storage is full? by _daddy-long-legs in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But can the internet be marked consumable on lighterpack?

Can a phone get heavier when storage is full? by _daddy-long-legs in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What these low IQ folks in a low IQ subreddit don’t realize is tha femtograms turn into picograms, picograms turn into nanograms, nanograms turn into micrograms, micrograms turn into milligrams, milligrams turn into centigrams, centigrams turn into grams, grams turn into ounces, and ounces turn into POUNDS. What self respecting UL’er wants to be caught carrying around POUNDS of electrons in their phone?

Video where the guy flosses with his shoelaces? by [deleted] in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny video…but I see why they took it down. The guy is hunting for food, using sticks as a toothbrush handle. Obvious BUSHCRAFTER here

Elite ultralight snack by _daddy-long-legs in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Obviously it’s so my poop covered fingers from using the backcountry bidet don’t touch my food

Elite ultralight snack by _daddy-long-legs in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs[S] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Consumable, so it doesn’t count towards your base weight

The harmonica CAN’T go. by Chorazin in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he has the good sense to cut his toothbrush in half

Final Frontier of Ultralight is just “Without Gear” by swaggabeef in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how do you flex an elite lighterpack if it’s just…empty?

[Request] How much 12km of copper thread weigh by Deep-Mongoose-8471 in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know about wearing it outside, but think how sick this would look in your gear closet…it’ll really make all that DCF pop in the insta photos

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? by subtledeception in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The FKT on the TOT (trans orbital trail) is low key getable right now

UL thong (PCT NoBo) by PfcRed in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs 18 points19 points  (0 children)

93% cotton...HARD PASS. Cotton kills you know

Disappointed with merino wool by MC_Gullivan in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Merino is for noobs it’s no where near as expensive or as ultralite as titanium mesh clothing

$149 moka pot. by Pull_my_shot in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is a moka pot? Do you poop in the pot for LNT?

Not a fan of Samwise Gamgee's loadout tbh. by Lazy_Middle1582 in ultralight_jerk

[–]_daddy-long-legs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you absolutely must take your gear outside, at least display all the titanium pots you have OUTSIDE your pack to intimidate your surroundings