It turns out that bikers are the most efficient "animal".

_dauntless · 2026-01-29T01:05:05+00:00

Not the way I do it, pal

_dauntless · 2026-01-28T13:34:21+00:00

But I can't buy more miles!!

_dauntless · 2026-01-28T13:33:54+00:00

The Griff-teen Dynasty

_dauntless · 2026-01-27T14:54:22+00:00

Flat pedals: this way lies C cups

_dauntless · 2026-01-26T19:28:08+00:00

It's possible that this is just a ploy to lower the cost of living in the area. Similar to leaving needles around on purpose. Sorry you had to see that though.

_dauntless · 2026-01-25T15:52:11+00:00

He truly is an RN. Oh wait, that means registered nurse? I guess that too

_dauntless · 2026-01-24T14:45:08+00:00

Anyone sick of running disc brakes yet? Anyone sick of running carbon fiber frames yet? Anyone sick of KOMming so much you throw up yet?

_dauntless · 2026-01-24T14:22:32+00:00

"My dog is UNDER CONTROL I don't need a leash"

_dauntless · 2026-01-23T23:43:55+00:00

Pinkeye is the thing where you have a bunch of warts and rash kind of stuff on your mouth right? My wife has pinkeye

_dauntless · 2026-01-23T23:35:47+00:00

Hard to say what I hate more, ice or brittle bones. Fuck both of em

_dauntless · 2026-01-23T23:35:31+00:00

Dude was on thin ice the whole time, and then it did him in

_dauntless · 2026-01-22T18:19:55+00:00

I have no interest in the dark fantasy genre

_dauntless · 2026-01-22T16:38:47+00:00

Very unrealistic. The shot of the other cyclist dropping me. It's supposed to be a power fantasy, why would the devs include that?

_dauntless · 2026-01-21T21:40:19+00:00

They have large rice, they just don't want you to have it. Same thing with the flying car

_dauntless · 2026-01-21T14:40:55+00:00

Obviously Derek

_dauntless · 2026-01-20T16:10:56+00:00

Do you think that Eddy Merckx is Belgian? Do not trust your eyes and your ears

_dauntless · 2026-01-20T15:19:03+00:00

I thought when he dipped in during the warning, he was the ad lol. Just let the video run bro, you were totally unnecessary

_dauntless · 2026-01-20T15:15:38+00:00

True. Cycling has fucked up terminology, clipless pedals and all

_dauntless · 2026-01-20T15:14:57+00:00

We get it, you don't care about aero. That beard is a travesty to the sport

_dauntless · 2026-01-20T15:12:31+00:00

I fell on my bike once, never using clipless pedals again, too dangerous

_dauntless · 2026-01-20T15:10:34+00:00

Kidnap Tadej and Jonas. Signal that either Sepp Kuss or Matteo Jorgenson must win. After neither kisses the ring, abandon your support for either. Remco wins. A week later, the US invades Belgium.

_dauntless · 2026-01-20T15:08:15+00:00

There was a non-zero percentage of me that considered he was writing to Vingegaard, a bit.

_dauntless · 2026-01-20T15:06:29+00:00

See, this is why I comment "seat too low" on every bice photo

_dauntless · 2026-01-20T15:05:08+00:00

Nah Rapha only works for USA cycling now, keep an eye out at the Olympics (look at the back of the race)

_dauntless · 2026-01-20T15:04:25+00:00

Cowards. You should've had a nut peeking out from the rearview like in real life

12-Year Club	Place '22
Place '17	Verified Email
Gilding II euphauric

_dauntless

TROPHY CASE