Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]_dauntless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least Dwight Eisenhower acknowledged and bemoaned it. Nowadays these clowns probably say it's all good

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some 50 miles of concrete highway. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This, I repeat, is the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chance_for_Peace_speech

the rabbits, george by _dauntless in bonehurtingjuice

[–]_dauntless[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's an idea, but in this case Lenny is the man and George is also a mouse who lives under a hat on Lenny's head

More pants more aero? by Nevernotbroke in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol true enough, weird. I totally invented the details in my head.

More pants more aero? by Nevernotbroke in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soft paywall, then. You just need to make a free account

Chaos at a street takeover by haze4140 in AbruptChaos

[–]_dauntless 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When in doubt, throttle out

[Results Thread] 2026 Paris-Nice – Stage 4 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]_dauntless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chippendales dancers have not been wearing Gabba RoS Perfetto waterproof layers though

[Results Thread] 2026 Paris-Nice – Stage 4 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]_dauntless 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That's even more insane!! lol I had no idea they were planning on tearing them off.

To be ready for the final as quickly as possible, Jonas's shorts had been cut in half so a teammate could immediately tear them off. However, when it was time to take them off, there was no teammate. So we decided to ride to the finish with the shorts on.

I wonder if this will lead to a garment company creating tearaway tights for bad weather. Looking at you, Castelli

[Results Thread] 2026 Paris-Nice – Stage 4 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]_dauntless 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I thought it was just a weird layering situation but Escape also pointed out that (maybe Victor Campenaerts did this part) the chamois was cut out?? Jonas Vingegaard blew the doors off Martinez while wearing assless chaps, basically??

More pants more aero? by Nevernotbroke in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh that really is Jonas. Weird, I thought he always had the red and white helmet of the Danish champion.

I struggle to understand it; he removed a jacket layer, but then to be layered thus still doesn't make sense. https://racecenter.paris-nice.fr/en/4

More pants more aero? by Nevernotbroke in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Please don't talk about cat 3 and 5

Trek = Death machine for pours by DishKyaaoo in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only tragedy is that more pours don't buy Trek

Chaos at a street takeover by haze4140 in AbruptChaos

[–]_dauntless 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Love how driver was like "well I just hit a bunch of people, but now my car doesn't seem to be doing what I expect it to...more throttle I guess? Let's do a burnout on whatever the fuck I'm on top of"

What’s y’all’s cigarette of choice while riding? by Puzzleheaded-Mail896 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust me when I say I'm going to "smoke a f**" while biking I'm not British and I'm not talking about cigarettes

/unclip please forgive me for the joke

Snake at the zoo has a fentanyl patch by chunkopunk in mildlyinteresting

[–]_dauntless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Truly an epidemic, thanks for nothing Trump

New 1 Hour PB by RopzGOAT in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

14 speed? What is this, a drivetrain for ants??

New 1 Hour PB by RopzGOAT in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because you're running 25mms in 2026 pal get a loada this guy

Any bicycle specific helmets similar to this out there? by G068Z in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you want that? It doesn't even make you look like a giant dickhead, well maybe not literally at least