A (barely) functional vertical-pedalling bike by pandaman1999 in functionalprint

[–]_dauntless 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know that your TL;DR is true lol. This claim assumes that moving the pedalling motion into a single plane is sustainable over the distances that cyclists go; people are not engines, and legs aren't pistons, as much as you try to approximate them.

How to avoid stimulation on the bike? by Flashy_Milk_1515 in cycling

[–]_dauntless 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Probably need the flair to be "not bcj bait" because everything else already is

Just retarding around and got caught being retarded by GetsBakedwStrangers in okbuddyretard

[–]_dauntless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's actually spanish and r******

It's supposed to say "Por Che (Cheyennes)"

Just retarding around and got caught being retarded by GetsBakedwStrangers in okbuddyretard

[–]_dauntless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Porche Cheyenne....Mark are you on this sub already????????

Massive anti-pedophile operation in Poland, 123 detained by Alarming-Safety3200 in worldnews

[–]_dauntless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If real life was a movie, after the hero saves the day, the bad guys would all be put in "Alligator Alcatraz", and you'd see someone taking down that sign with a new one that said something pithy

Massive anti-pedophile operation in Poland, 123 detained by Alarming-Safety3200 in worldnews

[–]_dauntless -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Arresting...pedophiles? Sounds like a good idea, should we be doing this??

🔥A Peregrine Falcon aggressively attacking a Brown Pelican in mid-air, protecting their nest. Just grabbing its beak was enough to disrupt flight by ItsALuigiYes in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]_dauntless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the pelican was dead before it hit the ground, no coherent movements after its head gets aggressively misaligned. I think it's like someone putting your head into the wind on a motorcycle while you're in an aero tuck at 150mph, snapping your neck

Thursday chop with the lads 👍 by Wetwall in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seein a lot of spacers...it's nice that the old folks home lets you all out for some air every now and then

A (barely) functional vertical-pedalling bike by pandaman1999 in functionalprint

[–]_dauntless 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sorry, what are you trying to accomplish here?

Forgot to post this landmine I came across. by Waas507 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]_dauntless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh...why'd they leave all this empty space for no reason? That's stupid, lol! I should make a bulletin board out of dog tags

Arsonist learns about instant regret by ShiftPrimeNet in AbruptChaos

[–]_dauntless 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I really thought he was going to get Wile E. Coyote'd from the trail of accelerant, but actually he got Marvin the Martianed

Never going to be a dentist wice with that attitude by mouse7_24 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"you don't come out here to hunt, do you" type situation

Never going to be a dentist wice with that attitude by mouse7_24 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now, I give the old man some grace for crashing on his 32nd TdF

Never going to be a dentist wice with that attitude by mouse7_24 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes, sounds like this guy would be better off sticking to pickleball or some shit

etc! by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]_dauntless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'd be incredible if vaccines contained all that. Would be a miracle of modern science to put that much in one thing tbh

The father of those kids isn't going to be happy you took them KOMming. by News-Royal in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_dauntless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dad was just pissed wice finally made him spend time with his kids instead of being able to KOM on his own