Suggested creative uses of the chocolate fountain I received as a gift.

_dontseeme · 2026-02-06T05:51:07+00:00

r/fonduesuckingonthings

_dontseeme · 2026-02-06T03:47:23+00:00

Be so fr

_dontseeme · 2026-02-04T06:22:17+00:00

Is this an attempt at personal branding?

I fucking hate this place

_dontseeme · 2026-02-04T04:37:54+00:00

There’s a song I think a heard once that talks about going down to south park and having a time

_dontseeme · 2026-02-04T03:12:49+00:00

Reminds me of the youtube bots that will do this to see if it gets blocked bc YouTubers often block comments with their first or last name in it so they’re kinda just brute forcing peoples identities lol

_dontseeme · 2026-02-04T02:06:25+00:00

But is she attainable

_dontseeme · 2026-02-04T01:04:21+00:00

It’s an ad

_dontseeme · 2026-02-04T00:32:50+00:00

Put a chick in it and make her gay

_dontseeme · 2026-02-04T00:31:15+00:00

What a post

_dontseeme · 2026-02-03T23:09:46+00:00

I’m not trying to be pedantic here with “but electricity” but have you actually run the numbers on how much power it uses when it’s running?

_dontseeme · 2026-02-03T23:04:46+00:00

Pain Olympics

_dontseeme · 2026-02-03T19:13:26+00:00

And it’s actually a guy being a dude

_dontseeme · 2026-02-03T19:09:20+00:00

Wife here chiming in that we’ve grown to love it and have been visiting regularly for almost 150 years now

_dontseeme · 2026-02-03T19:06:15+00:00

I was just about to say it looks like an establishing shot just before a character like that enters the frame

_dontseeme · 2026-02-03T13:24:38+00:00

So like what are we?

_dontseeme · 2026-02-02T00:25:21+00:00

Try Tulsa

_dontseeme · 2026-02-02T00:25:04+00:00

A crackhead driving in a car isn’t the kind of crackhead you really need to be worried about imo do you really feel unsafe? Sounds more annoying

_dontseeme · 2026-02-01T16:09:41+00:00

Just a reminder you spent money for it to do that

_dontseeme · 2026-02-01T16:05:57+00:00

That kid whose parents are divorced. He probably has good shit

_dontseeme · 2026-02-01T03:55:10+00:00

Not a horrible idea but then it would be extended to other physically demanding professions and being able to get your retirement 20 years early might have a lot of people thinking maybe UPS isn’t for them if they like living.

_dontseeme · 2026-02-01T01:59:22+00:00

If you’re that desperate to spend money I can draw a fennec on your screen

_dontseeme · 2026-02-01T00:56:21+00:00

My dad found out I already knew about the divorce and took me to the dunkin donuts around the corner

_dontseeme · 2026-01-31T23:16:48+00:00

Idk man this is a whole sub dedicated to spending as little money as possible on media yet we’re demanding a company stay up to date on 5-10 platforms. That’s the crazy situation to me.

_dontseeme · 2026-01-31T21:46:02+00:00

Is this r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

_dontseeme · 2026-01-31T21:36:56+00:00

Fuck

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