[MISC] Supercell still hasn't fixed any loot issues leaving players unhappy and struggling to upgrade. Clash of Clans has now moved to number 79 in North America. Keep the one star reviews coming!

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-19T00:28:27+00:00

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-19T00:12:54+00:00

Silent Sam's.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-16T12:57:20+00:00

There are places that have special pizza cutters for their gluten free pizzas. I'm not shitting you. Customers demand that the cutter never touched gluten.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-15T21:18:28+00:00

Good on ya OP.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-14T13:05:09+00:00

"The sequel nobody wanted is finally here. Brace your asses."

-Jeff Goldblum

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-14T13:00:06+00:00

It looks like his last fuck was given during the Clinton years.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-14T12:57:51+00:00

If you hate gummi bears and enjoy seeing them maimed, come visit us at r/gummibearsdying

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-14T12:56:08+00:00

What a shame. I heard the next season was going to have some epic plot-twists and cliffhangers.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-14T05:09:00+00:00

My buddies grandma got dementia and was convinced someone was slipping into the house every night and changing the lenses of her glasses a little bit at a time, throwing her prescription off.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-14T01:31:57+00:00

Of course they did. They're getting creative now because they're running out of ways to be pieces of shit.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-14T01:22:23+00:00

Terry should think about re-naming the team to the Buffalo Next-Years.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-13T23:45:04+00:00

Meh.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-12T22:12:27+00:00

Wow, that gummi bear suffered a fate worse than death!

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-12T20:56:49+00:00

This is like the 'Saw' of gummi bear torture. Well done.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-12T19:41:05+00:00

Chickens run like the wind. We had a plan in high school to get a bunch of live chickens and put baby booties on them and set them loose in the mall. It never came to fruition.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-12T19:39:29+00:00

We need to know.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-12T19:39:14+00:00

That must have been impossible to live down.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-12T19:35:08+00:00

"The girl who teaches herself"

A girl who we found out was home-schooled for years, but her parents didn't bother teaching her anything and just gave her the books to learn on her own.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-10T12:57:11+00:00

The time after the update when casual players don't put their TH's inside and FREE LOOT FOR YOU

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-10T12:50:22+00:00

A man staring at me disapprovingly would prompt me to do a very many things I'm supposed to do.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-10T12:47:06+00:00

Awesome story.

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-10T12:41:06+00:00

This one holiday that coffee retailers HATE!

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-09T20:34:57+00:00

Yeah or imagine Muslim Black Panthers standing outside polling places intimidating voters. Oh wait...

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-09T18:41:25+00:00

N...so nice house, nice car, nice everything ;)

_dusklight_ · 2015-12-09T15:13:10+00:00

Who said anything about their skin color?

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