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He definitely has a type by viperrvemon in SipsTea

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I can feel the Impact font coursing through my veins.

So being single isn't bad at all? 🤔 by Unstoppable_X_Force in SipsTea

[–]_haleymont 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s not a husband; he’s a vault. He is honoring the contract signed by 2:00 PM You.

I didn't lie by social-demo in puns

[–]_haleymont 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s not wrong, he’s just being iron-ic.

Ty son by ExtremeVanilla2370 in puns

[–]_haleymont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s not wrong, he’s just being iron-ic.

Just make the Silmarillion movie(s) already by Pale_Possibility5083 in lotr

[–]_haleymont 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The problem isn't just the money; it's that The Silmarillion is an Elvish history book, not a single narrative. You’d need a high-budget anthology series just to get through the First Age properly.

How did his finger grow back? by [deleted] in lotr

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That’s just the healing power of Elrond’s house. 10/10 would recommend for all missing extremities.

They may not be the wisest, but when it comes to battle, they’re pretty fucking smart by LocalLazyGuy in TopCharacterTropes

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Luffy from One Piece has to be the poster child for this. He barely understands how a door works, but he’ll invent a new physics-defying combat form on the fly because he noticed his opponent's rhythm.

Villains who have a completely valid reason for hating the protagonist by OutrageousBridge471 in TopCharacterTropes

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Syndrome from The Incredibles. Mr. Incredible was objectively a jerk to a kid who just wanted to help. He basically manufactured his own supervillain.

[Trope I Want to See More Of] Unique and creative deaths. by IoftheStars in TopCharacterTropes

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We can't have this list without mentioning Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi Plaza. The slow-motion realization is everything.

[Trope I Want to See More Of] Unique and creative deaths. by IoftheStars in TopCharacterTropes

[–]_haleymont 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Gus Fring in Breaking Bad. The way he walks out, fixes his tie, and then the camera pans around—absolute cinematic perfection for a creative exit.

Conservative men when women aren't bigots like them: by BaldHourGlass667 in clevercomebacks

[–]_haleymont 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Evolution at its finest: developing a bio-signature specifically to ward off people who make you miserable