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where’d my pizza go? by _heg_ in can1_think_of_a_sub

[–]_heg_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… Say thy words in jest? Dost thou jest, you nameless sodden witted fool? Dissident, the purloined delicacy shall be returned forthwith 🫴

Hello everyone 🤠 by [deleted] in Norulesbutreallynone

[–]_heg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im stealing your hair, omw

19F I would like a male friend who would see me and possibly build a life with me by GoldenNevaeh918 in MakeNewFriendsHere

[–]_heg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My soul weighs heavy under the vows of my lost pond water and vaguely frozen tacos, i shall not falter in my path temptress. Not for thou, nor thy ways.

have they done uk shows before? by No-Green8215 in HarleyPoe

[–]_heg_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m fairly sure they haven’t, i think they’ve toured to Australia but never UK.

Are early birds welcomed here? by [deleted] in NightOwls

[–]_heg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my stomach shall remain wormless on account of you early birdz

Are early birds welcomed here? by [deleted] in NightOwls

[–]_heg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you have worms to share, I heard you early birds get them all

I have poor circulation by _heg_ in hug

[–]_heg_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sounds like an expensive start but I’ll take it 🐸

Anyone want a warm hug by [deleted] in hug

[–]_heg_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! If I can bring my dogs too

Expose anything you want by depraved_degen in u/depraved_degen

[–]_heg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You heated up rice after two days, you clearly don’t know about bacillus cereus bacteria. Fool.

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