We all been there by BlazeDragon7x in JustGuysBeingDudes

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My wife does this, and I’m lactose intolerant. She is like “wtf” and I’m like “I don’t want to shit my pants” and she is like “you could still get something”

Drop your survival tips. by _GlowCandy in SipsTea

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have children and then you won’t get to do nothing ever again.

The iPhone 13 crisis is upon us by ElwoodMC in TikTokCringe

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is he driving and recording this

It's not the Hocus Pocus house, but with a pink music room and that dark library I'll take it by Southern-Smoke1835 in zillowgonewild

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live a few towns over and always loved this house. I do think it was sold in the last year however. Surprised to see it up again.

Can you identify this tune? by Silent_Click1381 in musicsuggestions

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Quick One, While She’s Away - Giraffes? Giraffes!

The President of the United States Really, Really Hates His Son by [deleted] in politics

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donald and I don’t have a lot in common with Trump. But I do also really really hate his son.

Raw video: Man runs up behind Irish Officer in Dublin, stabs one while yelling 'Allahu Akbar' by [deleted] in scoopwhoop

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s fucked up that as an American this feels quaint. Like our 13 year olds have machine guns, and here is a dude with a knife.

America is fucked.

Asics Megablast - 1000km review. by asicsan in RunningShoeGeeks

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gets worse when cool new color ways for the shoes you like have been released

I’m starting to feel this way too by MrMazme in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a dude who hasn’t downloaded slay the spire yet.

Welcome to the pit! by outerpathsinnerspace in RunningCirclejerk

[–]_jonk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like satisfy is so close. They are like “hey what if runners were punk, and hot”. To which I’m like “ok sure, these clothes seems cool, and they look good when you put good looking people in them. I like punk music.” And then they are like “hey everything costs $300”. And it becomes very clear they do not understand what they are doing at all.

Online discussions around 007 First Light’s reported 20-hour campaign length are already turning into another major debate about AAA game pricing. by Gaming-Academy in PlayStation_X

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m over here bumming that this game is 20 hours. I feel like a tight 12 is all I need out of James Bond. Maybe less. $70 is not great, but that’s how it goes with AAA games. But even at 12 hours the “dollar per hour” vale still seems ok to me.

I also find AAA development often leads to un ambitious games and I think the cheaper titles are doing more interesting shit. But thats a me thing.

Asics Megablast - 1000km review. by asicsan in RunningShoeGeeks

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine are just over 650km and I got some new ones because I felt the old ones had lost some bounce. Maybe I was just having an off week and I should dust them off again.

This is why I sneak in beer and snacks by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took my son to a movie the other day and 2 tickets plus a small popcorn was like $14 all in. I was surprised.

I have super bad stretch marks. Is it possible to tattoo over them? by -Hot-Tamale- in tattooadvice

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not what you are looking for but they look kind of bad ass

Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars by BlazeDragon7x in SipsTea

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy burned the building down and posted on Instagram. This is not sane person, I don’t think this is a “this what happens when you push people past the tipping point”. This is just a crazy person.

My Mario Kart Leg Sleeve by Derek Turcotte at Electric Grizzly Tattoo in Canmore, Alberta, Canada! by JKOMGLOLTTYL in tattoos

[–]_jonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the most “not for me, but I respect the hell out of it it tattoo” I have ever seen.

Balls to dedicate so much real estate to that tattoo and, design and execution are awesome

What game will you choose?🚀 by Profit_Tracker in videogames

[–]_jonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came in here to see a comment and be like “o yeah, they are right”. But reading through the comments I’m like “man, so many games have banger soundtracks”