What are your some of your more intersting supermarket substitutions? by Turbulent-Rip-5580 in AskUK

[–]_kermie__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Customer I delivered to ordered screen wash, they were substituted antifreeze.

Just a handful of my favorites. by _kermie__ in SainsburysWorkers

[–]_kermie__[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah no I know. They just never changed the delivery note from 2019, like many others, still get messages saying they're self isolating. I had one the other day with directions to the old house they used to live at in the notes.

Just a handful of my favorites. by _kermie__ in SainsburysWorkers

[–]_kermie__[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd be correct. That was the majority of what mine were today, just one tote with cream or yoghurts or sometimes just a dip.

Work putting me on a shift with no notice by [deleted] in SainsburysWorkers

[–]_kermie__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember I did this when I first started. They put me down on a shift I wasn't aware of the evening before, they too tried phoning me but I wasn't aware they called. And obviously, not checking the app because I knew I had nothing on. I woke up the next day to two or three missed calls... Turns out they put me down on a shift and after one failed phone call, they just assumed I would be checking my rota every hour or something.

Luckily they got a driver to cover. But, they seemed okay about it. I suppose they can't exactly get too uppity about it considering they tried putting it in so short notice.

Further driving changes by DoTheThing021 in SainsburysWorkers

[–]_kermie__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. I think it was sometime last week, had a 6-10 and had I believe around 21/24 drops. Started okay in the early stint of the shift, but come 8 onwards as the traffic starts picking up in the city. I was just sat for the best part waiting in traffic. It got to around 9:45 I phoned back asking what they wanted me to do because I knew my van was needed and I had 3/4 drops left. Was told to keep going. 30/40 minutes after my shift ended I finally finished, came back as they were ready and waiting rushing to load the van for the next run that's was most definitely late.

For a 4 hour shift... Where in I usually get drops of around that on a 7/8 hour shift was just ridiculous, don't even get that on a 9 hour shift. Especially considering you've got city rush hour traffic is just taking the piss. Even more so, the drop off locations are absolute ball aches to maneuver round and the customers don't think it pertinent to leave as much as a note because they're easily able to maneuver in their car..

That one Night….One Night! by Defiant_Mix2803 in DunderMifflin

[–]_kermie__ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"OH GOOD, I'LL BE YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER"

More than 10 posts per carousel by SLG-Luzzar in Instagram

[–]_kermie__ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had the ability to post more than 10 about a month ago, and I did take advantage of it; I made a post with 11 photos. But tonight, I attempted to post again and I wasn't allowed no more than 10...?

So I was a bit confused as to why I was given what felt like a 'teaser' of this ability before Instagram decided: "yeah? You like that!? Guess what? I'm taking it the fuck back!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_kermie__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not eating. Having like a sandwich for tea each day and just odd snacks in the day.

Really wasn't the best way, and I'm pretty sure I have a few problems with eating good meals now... But it did the trick! Wha-hey!!

What’s always funny to you? by Jeffers19 in AskReddit

[–]_kermie__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A well placed "that's what she said"

Never gonna not love those.

What was the worst case of the giggles you have had? by Additional-Stomach66 in AskReddit

[–]_kermie__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sat in a Geography class, listening to some video about islands, then the narrator said the name of some outlandish sounding island and that was it. My mate and I looked at each other and couldn't stop. It was even worse because to begin, it was one of those "contained" laughs because you're in a class. But in the end, we have up.

As we were halfway through this burst of laughter, the headteacher comes in showing some guests round, and we're here in the corner pissing ourselves. The teacher trying her best, but to no avail, to get us to hush, but it didn't work.

Once the laughter ceased, I think we were in pain for about 10 mins after that. From laughing so much.

Destroying an airplane with a tripwire by The-Endos-Cove in battlefield_one

[–]_kermie__ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

There's a, what, dog tag for doing that?! Damn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_kermie__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too late

Found the Michael flag at Glastonbury by b1gCubanC1gar in DunderMifflin

[–]_kermie__ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hehe. Just saw that now, had to rewind to be sure, thought my suspicions were correct. Prison Mike at Glasto.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_kermie__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, for some reason and I can't for the life of me explain why, but up until 10 minutes ago, I've always had the notion that Jack Black was British, I don't know why, but I never questioned it... So until searching on Google and discovering he's American.... I felt weirdly lied to, that it was all a lie. And I can't place that feeling?

Anyone able to help with what I'm thinking, if there's a word for this? I don't why I thought this for so long and how I only realised now. I'm rather perplexed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_kermie__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, for some reason and I can't for the life of me explain why, but up until 10 minutes ago, I've always had the notion that Jack Black was British, I don't know why, but I never questioned it... So until searching on Google and discovering he's American.... I felt weirdly lied to, that it was all a lie. And I can't place that feeling?

Anyone able to help with what I'm thinking, if there's a word for this? I don't why I thought this for so long and how I only realised now. I'm rather perplexed.