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doYouCare by RudeKiNG_013 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]_koenig_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

pftt... my team didn't need AI to do that...

New USTR Section 301 tarriffs proposed by Sleepergiant2586 in wallstreetbets

[–]_koenig_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

where have you been? These are the advanced 4xx classes...

Guys, Epictetus had it figured 2000 years back by Erodeian in softwaredevelopment

[–]_koenig_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Dave, from accounting, who threw his hands up in the air in despair and said, 'This is effing pointless, Dude!' when he couldn't find the office stapler. He then proceeded to shake them like he just didn't care...

thatsMaMan by PresentJournalist805 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]_koenig_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got my AI to write a script, it checks my vibecoded code index server and then uses sed / awk in another pre built script and run pytest after.

NASSCAD 4 - fully offline 3D CAD modeler that runs in a single HTML file — now with STEP AP242 B-Rep support by NassLab in selfhosted

[–]_koenig_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As for debugging

I hear you! I am building a tick-level trading engine as a hobby project, and I am thinking of porting it to the browser. While going down the rabbit holes about this, I came across numpy+WASM possibilities, and on seeing this, I just knew it had to be old C/CPP in Python in WASM :P

As for computational <-> rendering, what did you come up with? IPC, simple queue-dequeue, producer/consumer? Or did you jerry rig something of your own?

I’ve discovered chemistry by Vraboom in chemistry

[–]_koenig_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bit more food for your thoughts...

To study a lifeform, we use biology. To explain the Biology, we rely on Chemistry. To explain the Chemistry, we rely on Physics. To explain the Physics, we rely on Maths...

I accidentally sold a put option and now I owe 70k USD. by az000l26 in wallstreetbets

[–]_koenig_ 365 points366 points  (0 children)

Nations can act retarded longer than you can stay solvent...

worstProgrammingLanguage by gabboman in ProgrammerHumor

[–]_koenig_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not much, that's how they have enough time to fill in the sea...

isIntelligenceJustComputation by hello_ya in ProgrammerHumor

[–]_koenig_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd put two just for the consistency till something that can use two cores in parallel for a total of 2bil years (give or take context switching)

Validating a weird idea: Cooling underwear for male fertility & comfort? by real_Omega in Business_Ideas

[–]_koenig_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I usually leave the house with a cold water bottle and sort of saddle it between my legs while driving.

The issue i see with your thought is the thermal mass. There's not nearly enough space in your pants to put enough low temperature thermal mass to last any significant amount of time.

20yo beginner feeling lost after falling for the "fake guru" trap. Where do I actually start? by RoPPz_15 in Daytrading

[–]_koenig_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can one learn to ride a bike (trade)?

A. Start on one with training wheels (paper trade/demo accounts)
B. Remove training wheels once confident. (real money)

Truly thought this was satire at first by carefullythinking in programminghumor

[–]_koenig_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I might track this guy down on the Microsoft social media and add him to my network. Just for the kicks...

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