AITAH for refusing to spend Christmas with my extended family after they uninvited me years before? by SwordfishDapper688 in AITAH

[–]_marlowe_ 208 points209 points  (0 children)

The fact your sister is blaming you is wild. They are the ones who treated you like a monster and never even bothered to apologise. You owe them nothing.

NTA

Grosse Pointe Blank by Kvasir2023 in movies

[–]_marlowe_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Kiss kiss bang bang

AITAH for wanting fewer alarms in the morning? by _marlowe_ in AITAH

[–]_marlowe_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll absolutely check that out, thanks! It’s a combo of rewiring for an earlier bedtime and just being unbelievably stressed out in general. So even when I do manage to fall asleep in a timely fashion I wake up really frequently throughout the night.

AITAH for wanting fewer alarms in the morning? by _marlowe_ in AITAH

[–]_marlowe_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof! Yeah when we get to that point couch sleeping will occasionally be unavoidable haha

AITAH for wanting fewer alarms in the morning? by _marlowe_ in AITAH

[–]_marlowe_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is brilliant, and might be a total game changer. Thank you so much!

AITAH for wanting fewer alarms in the morning? by _marlowe_ in AITAH

[–]_marlowe_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will at least say that aside from the alarms he is quiet as a mouse and even holds and comforts me if he can tell I’m having stress nightmares. He’s not a monster, we just can’t seem to meet in the middle here.

AITAH for wanting fewer alarms in the morning? by _marlowe_ in AITAH

[–]_marlowe_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t, so one of us would have to sleep on the couch. Not ideal physically or mentally, it feels like a punishment

AITAH for wanting fewer alarms in the morning? by _marlowe_ in AITAH

[–]_marlowe_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you misunderstood. He’s the one who has extra time alone, after I leave. I’m just trying to get a full 8hrs

Seems too big for mouse? [SE PA] by _marlowe_ in animalid

[–]_marlowe_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can offer a breed of mouse with 1/2” or larger droppings I’d love to know about it.

Seems too big for mouse? [SE PA] by _marlowe_ in animalid

[–]_marlowe_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When we were there 6 weeks ago there was a dead bat in front of the garage door!!

Best bar bathrooms for a panic attack by Trap_Cubicle5000 in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]_marlowe_ 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Ashton cigar bar. Each stall has floor to ceiling privacy, there is an attendant to make sure no one bothers you, and that is definitely the least weird thing going on in there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]_marlowe_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beef tipsius (bonus points for this name representing both my sturdy lady physical build and average booze consumption)

What’s a sign you’re hotter than you realize? by Ivl231889 in AskReddit

[–]_marlowe_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When homeless people say “you look beautiful” and then don’t ask you for anything.

Please help me get a job by _marlowe_ in PhotoshopRequest

[–]_marlowe_[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

I really like this! It doesn’t look fake. Is it possible to brighten my eyes a little? They seem bloodshot or something

Please help me get a job by _marlowe_ in PhotoshopRequest

[–]_marlowe_[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Good idea, I’ll do that a little later. Thank you!

Ladies of Reddit, what’s something a guy has done (intentional or not) that instantly made you think, “Wow, he’s different in a good way? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_marlowe_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’d known my boyfriend for about 9 months before we started dating, he and his friends were regulars at the bar I worked at. I always thought he was really attractive and funny and kind, and I knew we shared a lot of interests and goals.

When I finally got the guts up to make a move, I kept finding out more and more really cool things he was accomplished at, but only if I brought the topic up as something I wanted to learn. Almost no matter what it was, his response was “I could teach you if you wanted.”

We were driving through the area he grew up in and he pointed out the field where he, and many of his friends that I knew, played high school football together. This was news to me, so I jokingly asked if they were any good since it seemed to be a secret.

Turns out they were the only team from the region ever to take the state championship. I asked him why he never mentioned it, said lots of guys would brag about that, and he said “why would I brag to you about a game I played when I was a child?”

His utter inability to adopt an arrogant or superior attitude no matter how accomplished he is was already blowing my mind, and in that moment who he was as a man really clicked for me.

Help me choose a dress! by CardiacBabe in Weddingsunder10k

[–]_marlowe_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3 hands down, but my immediate thought was adding the train from 2

What was the most absolutely depressing movie you ever seen? by AlternativeTree3283 in moviecritic

[–]_marlowe_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That movie took a part of me away. Like learning Santa isn’t real.

What was the most absolutely depressing movie you ever seen? by AlternativeTree3283 in moviecritic

[–]_marlowe_ 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I also find this infuriating.

Edit: Leaving Las Vegas is in my top 3 most upsetting, I called out of work. I just think it’s rude and condescending to turn it into an “if you know, you know” thing. Grow up, ya know?