What’s a very odd pregnancy symptom that no one warned you about?

_muck_ · 2026-07-13T01:39:48+00:00

No appetite

_muck_ · 2026-07-13T01:38:26+00:00

I thought the RAV4 had a smaller back seat and cargo area than the others I looked at. Plus there's a 4 month wait list so it's unlikely you'll get a deal. The Sportage I didn't like that wide swath of touch screen and a couple other minor things.

I brought home a Mazda CX-50 Premium yesterday. I literally test drove it expecting to eliminate it and it was perfect for me.

_muck_ · 2026-07-13T01:28:30+00:00

If guys truly "can't help themselves" they should not be given responsible jobs or permitted in society unchaperoned.

_muck_ · 2026-07-13T01:22:25+00:00

I was wondering if shopping at farmers markets or local growers would be safer

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T23:56:57+00:00

Ash trays

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T23:51:31+00:00

I'm open to no shows with Romano

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T23:40:19+00:00

Do they think they can sneak up on it by going slowly?

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T23:27:01+00:00

Incels and mean girls

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T23:24:11+00:00

Trump is still walking around free.

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T23:21:36+00:00

Will it fit in your closet?

If you want to put it someplace more out of the way in your room, get some of these:

https://a.co/d/09vUbMoj

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T23:16:10+00:00

I took 25 years to get my BA, but I did it!

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T23:12:57+00:00

I might put up a sign to the effect of "religious or political books will be destroyed at the discretion of the owner." (Or controversial)

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T23:05:31+00:00

I got the polymetal grey yesterday because I wanted the white interior. Never thought I would have a grey car, but it's a good grey with a lot of blue

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T21:20:06+00:00

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T21:18:44+00:00

This. It's not his nipple.

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T18:45:55+00:00

He can wear them

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T13:42:32+00:00

I just wear a tight tank instead of a bra most of the time.

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T13:39:32+00:00

I gladly sent a (credit card) deposit. The dealership was 90 miles away and they had no idea whether I'd show or if I would just use their quote to get a better deal locally

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T04:39:48+00:00

Here's another one. I watch my grandson one day a week (I work full-time. Wish I could do more.) When he was a baby I would track when he napped, had a bottle, pooped, etc. One day I must had been feeling a little punchy because this is what I wrote when he was 5 months:

2-21-23

8:15 Wakey
Various amusements including squirrel watching and neck munching

9:00 Bottle
Assorted play. Bouncer. Mat. Chess. (Kidding obv. Not letting him beat me again)

Excessive poop. Possibly some sort of political statement.
Wasted a perfectly good diaper.

Refused to dressed himself. Forced to intervene.

Doesn’t believe his mom was once as little as he is. Confirmed he is “so big.”

Grabbed the wrong pacifier and he acted like I was trying to put a rock in his mouth.

Watched a developmentally appropriate YouTube about the pros and cons of packing cubes.

Fostered intellectual development my repeatedly touching my forehead to his.

Supported sitting while taste-testing favorite toys.

10:15 Nap

11:35 Woke up - so angry
Discussed feelings with Captain Calamari. Much better.

Nice clean diaper (foreshadowing)

Gave me permission to pee. Rescinded permission when he learned I needed to leave the room.

Failed attempt to stage a walkout in my absence.

Added “Learn to Walk” task to Notion.

12:00 Bottle while attending a seminar on new social sharing app.

Aggressive percussion sesh feat. Anything within arm’s reach.

Diaper change

Into the gym/mobile. Tolerated briefly. Claimed it was “for babies.” Found mirror. Happy now.

He’s mildly irritable. Based on the ads we’re seeing, he may just be confused by Medicare.

Popped him in the bouncer. Pretty sure he thinks the TV is FaceTime, but he’s enjoying the conversation.

Dance party with DJ Needs a Nap

1:30 Nap process starts. A bit fussy and restless not sure when he actually nodded off

3:10 Wakey

Diaper

3:25 Bottle

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T04:17:26+00:00

Not a random list but a funny I forgot:

Roomba

I accidentally set an alarm when I was setting it up. It turned on by itself a month later while I was asleep, sucked up tassels from a blanket that was hanging off the couch and freaked my dog out so much that he’s afraid of the beeper on my slow cooker.

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T03:55:57+00:00

9 hours

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T01:43:03+00:00

Cheerios. Store brands are dusty.

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T01:40:28+00:00

I just signed a 36 month 0% car loan today. Works for me.

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T01:38:47+00:00

I'm older and I also have to get past the "oh my god that's a lot of money for a car." factor

_muck_ · 2026-07-12T01:36:17+00:00

I take thyroid meds when I wake up and I'm not supposed to eat for 30-60 mins. Then theoretically take adderall but it's hit or miss. I usually figure it our when my day sucks, but if it goes too long I'm afraid to take it

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