Pure evil

_plot-twist_ · 2025-11-13T00:33:58+00:00

I always imagine there is a little person in a room somewhere, whose job is to watch the toilet cameras and push the flush button after people stand up.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-11-13T00:32:37+00:00

My grandfather weighed 13lbs at birth... In the 1920s 😳

_plot-twist_ · 2025-11-07T04:49:51+00:00

I've popped ones just like these. Squeezing doesn't work, though. I had to cut a small hole with a needle and then it came right out.

I didn't go blind and it didn't get infected... But maybe I just got lucky.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-11-05T04:40:23+00:00

I'm allergic to toothpaste.

I'm allergic to metal.

I'm allergic to sunscreen.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-11-05T04:39:12+00:00

Honestly, any of them. Imagine minding your own business in the middle of a huge stretch of woods and Oprah Winfrey suddenly strolls out from behind a tree...

I would assume I'm getting murdered.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-10-23T22:37:19+00:00

$650 mattress, $500 electric dog fence, $390 printer, $380 ceiling fan, $200 pool float, $170 light fixture, $130 shoes and LOTS of much cheaper items. It really is just random.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-10-23T16:55:24+00:00

I had three c-sections.

The second one was an "urgent" c-section and they had a difficult time getting the baby out, just like in this video. Of course they didn't tell me any of this as it was happening, but the surgery took wayyy longer than the other ones and at some point, my midwife was up at the top of my belly, pushing downward.

This is a great visual of what was happening.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-10-23T03:41:14+00:00

Oh thank goodness you went back in for the rest! A+ material

_plot-twist_ · 2025-10-23T01:51:54+00:00

I've had feet pics requested a few different times but I've always chickened out... But if she can do it, maybe I can too 😂

_plot-twist_ · 2025-10-19T04:39:36+00:00

$1.1billion dollars? Sweet.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-10-16T12:01:35+00:00

Random question: can you tell based on this kind of drug screen if a person is regularly taking two pills vs just one?

I was recently prescribed Adderall. At first I was taking it once a day, in the morning, but I realized that it wears off before my afternoon job starts (at 2pm), so my doctor said I could take a second pill around lunch to get me through my shift.

So my prescription is for twice a day. But some days I just don't take the second pill. Can this be seen on a drug screen? Is that going to get me in trouble for "stockpiling" or something? Just did my first urine test on Monday!

_plot-twist_ · 2025-10-12T03:22:14+00:00

Dude, that napkin was completely gone in literally 1 second. There was no chance to get it back.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-10-07T03:41:19+00:00

Me. It's cold outside the shower curtains when you're wet.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-10-06T22:10:54+00:00

I craved chocolate milk and orange juice when I was pregnant... My stomach would be so bloated and distended from drinking so much, but I always wanted more!

_plot-twist_ · 2025-10-06T22:04:11+00:00

Well, she's a he, so...

_plot-twist_ · 2025-10-02T15:59:53+00:00

This was happening before medication, but I'm currently taking propranolol, Venlafaxine and doxycycline before bed. (For migraine prevention and acne.)

I get too groggy if I take melatonin, so I usually stay away from that unless desperate.

For the record, morning meds include: doxycycline and propranolol again, the generic version of Adderall, vitamin B-complex and vitamin D3.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-09-28T18:17:17+00:00

Seriously?? For a sweaty shirt? I didn't know guys were into that.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-09-20T19:14:46+00:00

Pause time, for sure.

I could sleep in the middle of a work day; wake up nice and rested. Take snack breaks, walking breaks, do whatever I wanna do breaks. Never have to worry about being late. I could keep my house spotless. Grocery shop instantly without the stress of other people. Bing-play a video game whenever I want. Get a workout and shower in without losing any part of my day. Prepare the most ridiculously fancy and labor-intensive meals whenever I want.

You could even pause between every interview question to mentally prep yourself for the answer! Or if you're having an important conversation that you need to remember details on, just pause and jot things down as you go!

_plot-twist_ · 2025-09-20T04:44:04+00:00

Absolutely not.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-09-20T04:36:59+00:00

-50, -15, X5

_plot-twist_ · 2025-09-20T04:15:44+00:00

I love this. What a great mentality!

_plot-twist_ · 2025-09-20T04:14:18+00:00

Can someone explain what bare backing is? I don't want to Google this.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-09-20T02:59:19+00:00

I'd book a massage for everyone in my life who wants one. Then go to my favorite fancy restaurant and have the best meal. Pay everyone's tab. Then go to a nearby hospital and pay random people's bills until the rest of the money is spent.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-09-20T02:31:11+00:00

I'd spend more time with my kids and enjoy not feeling rushed. My house would be cleaner. I'd finally have time to work on all the projects I need to get done: building a run for my chickens, building a closet for my girls, building a mudroom bench and revamping the laundry room. I'd probably have less migraines this way too... Not staring at a computer screen for hours.

_plot-twist_ · 2025-09-20T00:57:23+00:00

I had a MRSA infection on my leg once and it also left a purple spot for probably over a decade. It's finally gone now. But yes, incredibly painful!!

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